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Saturday, September 16

t.o.w. the forbidden oreo

I must have been a bad boy.

My nanny, father and big brother have all scolded me.

After eating so many sweets and chocolates, they all decided to ban me from eating my black white oreos. Brown peanut butter flavoured ones too.

No more rewards.

I don't understand! I don't understand!

Shouldnt we be allowed to vote on this?

I've been to the dentist for 12 years straight!

I've learnt about not eating too much sweets!

I know where to stop!

I know gluttony from hunger!

Now they are talking about giving me half a oreo. What use is that?

I feel like I've lost my immunity to these problems now.

Every year, there is even a day where we learn about why we shouldnt eat so much sweets and the many terrible things that have happened when we did in the past.

Why then why did nanny, daddy and big brother take my oreo away?

Sometimes I just wish they would let me grow up.

What is this family really?

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life is a big fat satire.

toodeloo babies.
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:59 PM