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Thursday, April 27

t.o.w. the things that come from behind

Today's issue is not the cleanest.

Yesterday I was a very naughty dirty boy.

In the morning I was talking to Wenyi and then I decided I had to poop so I made her walk all the way to my poop toilet from the canteen. Because I don't want you all smelly stinko poopers to clog up my wonderful toilet bowl and stink up the nice quaint toilet, I shall not tell you sneaky squeakers where this amazing toilet is. But anyway, I realised that wenyi does not have a poop toilet! What a shocker because I've always had a poop place in all my schools prior and I thought it was just something everyone had but did not say.

I dont know if its common for people to do it, but how can anyone poop comfortably at different places all the time? I love my poop place. It has very nice ceramic seats instead of lousy plastic ones like those in the wings. And people who also use this toilet as their poop hole always remembers to flush. Very good civilised manners. Oh oh. Please don't try to tail me whenever you see me scratching my butt, gearing up for poop poop time...

More about my rear. After training today, I accidentally left a most memorable scent on banana's puff ball. We are now bonded for life. Everytime he uses the nice sweet-smelling ball to dry his hands, he will think of his dear bananamate.

Tomorrow is rolloff with NJ and PJ. Maybe I can have them slip on my nice poop poop in the toilet. Wee!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:34 PM