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Saturday, April 29

t.o.w. a song for you

Specially for you. =D

I've been so many places in my life and time
I've sung a lot of songs and I've made some bad climbs
I've acted out my life in stages with ten thousand people watching
Oh, but we're alone now and I'm singing this song for you

I know your image of me is what I hope to be, I've treated you unkindly
Oh, but Darling can't you see that, there's no one more important to me
Baby, baby, can't you see through me, 'cause we're alone now
And I'm singing this song to you, you taught me precious secrets
Of a true love withholding nothing, you came out in front
When I was hiding, yeah, yeah, but now its so much better
If my words don't quite come together, please listen to the melody'
Cause my love is in there somewhere hiding

I love you in a place where there is no space or time, I love you for my life
You are a friend of mine, and when my life is over
Remember, remember, remember when we were together
And we are alone now, and I was singing this song to you

We were alone, and I was singing, yeah singing
We were alone, and I was singing this song for you

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 12:06 AM

Thursday, April 27

t.o.w. the things that come from behind

Today's issue is not the cleanest.

Yesterday I was a very naughty dirty boy.

In the morning I was talking to Wenyi and then I decided I had to poop so I made her walk all the way to my poop toilet from the canteen. Because I don't want you all smelly stinko poopers to clog up my wonderful toilet bowl and stink up the nice quaint toilet, I shall not tell you sneaky squeakers where this amazing toilet is. But anyway, I realised that wenyi does not have a poop toilet! What a shocker because I've always had a poop place in all my schools prior and I thought it was just something everyone had but did not say.

I dont know if its common for people to do it, but how can anyone poop comfortably at different places all the time? I love my poop place. It has very nice ceramic seats instead of lousy plastic ones like those in the wings. And people who also use this toilet as their poop hole always remembers to flush. Very good civilised manners. Oh oh. Please don't try to tail me whenever you see me scratching my butt, gearing up for poop poop time...

More about my rear. After training today, I accidentally left a most memorable scent on banana's puff ball. We are now bonded for life. Everytime he uses the nice sweet-smelling ball to dry his hands, he will think of his dear bananamate.

Tomorrow is rolloff with NJ and PJ. Maybe I can have them slip on my nice poop poop in the toilet. Wee!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:34 PM

Tuesday, April 25

t.o.w. my disorder

I may be suffering from the lethal African Sleeping Disease.

I sleep most of the day away and yet still feel tired.

I am told this disease kills in days.

Just in case, goodbye my fellow sleepy sleepersons.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:10 PM

Saturday, April 22

t.o.w. that one pin

I love that one pin. ONE PIN.... I LUUUURVE YOOOOO. I REAAAALI DOOOOO.

Today, in an extremely ironic lucky show of pulled hamstrings and high scores, I broke my PB again! Everybody jingle round the fire for Kenneth the Grand Master Low is bowling like an asscrack on fire. With my extreme precision and controlled power, I found myself bowling with perfect ease as I slowly climbed my way to 234. I ROCK.

Ok no. Thats just to ego-up myself a bit cos I think I need to be more confident of the way I'm bowling and not keep second guessing my decisions like whether to change strike line or use spare ball or strike ball for pins 6,8,9. Actually today was very tough because halfway through a horrible first game I jerked my knee and pulled my hamstring so all my approaches after that were screwed. And of course the first game sucked like shit because I think I closed none but one frame of the first nine so that was extremely pathetic and I only managed a feeble 122. But after that my doubles team got going! Haha. I had a very nice closed game for the 2nd but I cant remember the exact score now so I shall post it up for remembrance sake (and shameless bragging purposes) when Yan Chen gives me the scores. Yea. It was nice. 234. =D Shaojie did well too with his 190. If we bowl consistently like that, we may actually win something during nats! Haha. And then it was extremely hard mentally to not fall too far off average after that game but I think all my senseless nonsensical talk about killing the pins and ppp'owning the lanes worked out oddly enough because I still got good games after that. Haha. 178 and 168 for the next two games. Then the last game was another nice game cos even though I opened my 2nd and last frame, I got another bagger (yea!) so that helped the 200-effort and I managed to scrape a 202. Yea!!! Average today was 180! Without that freak first game it would have been 195.5 Haha. Nvm, I'm content. I think most people did better than wednesday and Janice broke PB too! It now stands at a very solid 209. Good for her. Power to the rest of the bowlers! Break your PB!

It does not bode well for hwachong bowling that I feel proud to be bowling like a 3rd-rate SA / AC, 2nd-rate RJ bowler. Because when we trained with them last saturday, their scores were something like this, 9/ X X X 9/ 9/ X X X X X9/. =D Haha. But still, happy happy happy day. =D

I'm terribly sorry if you feel like I'm bragging about stuff but I COULDNT BE BOTHERED BECAUSE I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY TODAY BECAUSE FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER A MOSTLY SHITTY WEEK. Thanks for reading though. =) Im mostly humble and nice. LOVE ME PLEASE.

Still! Our team, our pride! Jackets came today! And even though I feel like the font could have been a bit bigger since its a jacket, the general consensus is that it rocks so its good. Haha.

Its very 80s cabaret'ish.

Hmm. I feel accomplished today. Came home and slept and then went to run in a desperate attempt to fuel the kenneth-hotbod cause. I'm trying to make the world a little bit easier on the eyes people so please support me. Haha. Then after that I took a nice walk home. It was very liberating and relaxing. I promise to do it more often.

I AM SURE =)

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:03 PM

Thursday, April 20

t.o.w. i'm tired

SOMEBODY HELP...

I'm a fucked up mess piece right now. I'm sleeping a whole lot more but I still feel drained. Way too many things going on now.

Anyway. Today this china woman called me on my phone looking for one of her dimwit china man friends to introduce china girls too. After I told her she got the wrong number she called me two more times and then got another friend to call me. Nicee.

I need soul therapy.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 7:57 PM

Sunday, April 16

t.o.w. more reasons to love tree hill

Ahh. I love one tree hill.

I'm at episode 206 now. Haha. I forgot for a bit why I thought season 2 owned season 1. Its nice to remember and see how nice and thoughtful people can be. Of course, theres all that new added darkness in the show that I think really sets itself up against OC with all the beaches and sunny golf courses. Yea yea.

As impossible as it seems in the Singaporean context, it would be nice if we all lived in a small suburban place (not far from town of course) and then we could all drive to each others houses and visit each other by magically appearing in each others rooms without the need to ring the door and greet the 20 million siblings and parents on the way in. Of course, I would then persuade Peyton not to do coke, Tim to stay as funny and childishly mature as he is, Felix to slam himself against the door, Anna to stop seducing Lucas, Lucas to grow more hair, Jake to come back faster with cute Jenny, Mouth to stay as nice and neutral, Haley to stop scolding Nathan for doing the sweetest possible things and Skills and Junk to have more air time. I fancy their group of friends ALOT.

Anyway. Yesterday was a nice day. Trained in the morning then went for lunch at concourse then took all kinds of buses to end up at united square to get my free ice cream from estelle. Rain sucked though. Got all wet and it definitely dampened. =( =)

AHH. ROLL-OFF TO DECIDE NATIONALS TEAMS ON WEDNESDAY...

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:42 PM

Saturday, April 15

t.o.w. i find tree hill

I made the greatest slow discovery on earth.

Haha. Today, I ventured my way into youtube.com and it has proved to be a very rewarding experience because it apparently has like the entire one tree hill series on it. How slow can anyone be in finding this silly common website! Argh. Haha. It sucks more because I've always thought about wanting to go online when I'm not online and then when I am, I don't. Go figure. I have a great task ahead of me. To finish all 44 episodes that I havent watched yet. I love youtube.

Bowled today with Sheena and Zhiyong. I'm seriously considering using guard for nationals. I'm quite confused now. Boo =(

Onward with the tv shows!

Anyway, as lucas said, T.H. White said, perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically to those who hardly think about us in return.

I want to stay in tree hill.

Maybe I can study in tree hill high.

I wish I had someone like skills

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 12:55 AM

Thursday, April 13

t.o.w. the class heroines

All hail the queens of track.

Hmm. Props to lijia, liz, juli, wenyi, sok and ade for turning the heat up on the track during todays eight by two. But really, this entry is not about that.

I think the whole point of the sports day tradition is to practice great sportsmanship. Even though we might have turned it into a mega-race for points and pride, I think 2 lasses from my class truly stepped up and showed impeccable amounts of true grit and committment to the class.

First up. Its the really tall freak from my class who runs a 9 minute mile better than most. Even though she accidentally dropped the baton cos of all the jostling and shoving at the start, I think she more than made up for it by doubling back immediately, picking the damn slippery stick up and then hauling ass in the race. Not only did she manage to get back into the race, she actually managed to move from last position (8th) to second within the short 200m. Amazing I tell you. Them legs move like lighting. Haha. Somehow I feel like the minor setback made everyone in the team sit up and run that tad bit faster, so its definitely not a sure thing to say that we would have had a better run if she didnt drop the ball / baton. I don't believe there was a single ounce within her that said they wouldnt be winning the race after the baton slipped out of her hand. So for that true determination, give it up for long-legs xuyan! =D

The other heroine didnt so much as haul ass. But I think she taught everyone a lesson in life and thats that we shouldnt let the fear of not doing well keep us from the game. This asthmatic classmate of mine is not nearly half as fit as some of the wonder-woman trackers out there but shes right up there when it comes down to giving it a 100 percent. Not only did she step up to the plate when we really needed her, she actually ran a pretty good race for the first part of her leg. Alas, some cheeky god up there wasnt as big-hearted as she was because she ended up falling a short distance away from the pass point. Still, unlike other asthmatic people who probably would have quit there and then for fear of of her life, this little superhero girl picked herself up and completed the race with as much dignity and class as she normally carries herself with. Last but not least, when she had trouble breathing for a bit after the race, she actually was more concerned about the outcome of the race than her own raw survival. For that true committment, I think we all ought to pay our dues to miss die-trying cheryl!

After all our class races, we did our 74 cheer. It was nice. It reminded me of a bit of why I felt comfortable enough in this school to not bother thinking about jumping after the first 3 months.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:28 PM

Monday, April 10

t.o.w. the first bagger

New Pb! New Pb! New Pb! New Pb!

Yea yea. I am a silly happy fool. I cannot be happier today. The past 3 days have been good days. Saturday was great fun out at town, Sunday was fulfilling cos I finally got down to finishing the econs S essay and today is an amazing day because I finally broke my personal best!

Haha. Yea yea. Orchid Country Club rocks my socks. Bowled 5 games. PB in the the 4th and surprisingly, I didnt drop too much off average in the 5th. So I'm very happy. I also had my first and second bagger ; 4 bagger (for the unenlightened - 4 strikes in a row) but that was a bit of a cheat cos it was spread across 2 games, like a turkey in the 10th frame of the previous one and a strike in the first frame of the next game. Which was THE great game cos I ended up closing all but one frame and even managed to to close the game with another 5 bagger! Wahhaha. I am damn happy. I am laughing like a jawless geek. Anyway, this is the impeccable game.

X 61 7/ X X X 9/ X X XXX - 233

Wahaha. I could not stop laughing and smiling even though I got conned of a lot of money by 2 freaks. Haha. Still, a worthy cause no doubt. Haha. To think I was still telling myself last saturday that I have this phobia of baggers and that I can never strike after a turkey. Yea yea, all that crap laid to rest now. On to greater heights!

Shit. I forgot the lane no. at OCC.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:11 PM

Sunday, April 9

t.o.w. the tripartite coincidencee

With all thats been going around lately I feel like I need to be getting some action too. Haha.

Anyway. Scandalous saturday in all its sneaky sensational glory. Met up with Alison to get birthday stuff for Shiqi SB cos KOH CHAO PONG the WOMANISER decided to go to the movies with three other girls. Anyway, not to be outdone and in a freak coincidencee, Alison and I scheduled to meet different people at the same time to watch the same movie at the same place. Alas, the gods up there had a good prank to play on KCP cos he too had a trimultaneous movie date at the exact same place and time. Feeling as though we were on higher ground to mock and ridicule at his little escapade, we were quickly brought back down to reality when we realised our 3 parties were all watching the same movie at different theatres. Can you imagine! That freakish PS actually has so many theatres that it schedules 3 bloody theatres for the same movie time slot. WTF. No mockery played out in the end. Still, there was lots of laughter about the days eventful happenings. I am getting free drinks from at least 2 people. Yea yea. Another freak owes me 20 bucks, but that may never materialise.

I've always said that PS was the hwachong place to be but damn that was freaky.

And now more exciting things are happening! Even though I'm not directly involved in anything thats going on in there, I still feel a bit of a connection in the relation. Yea yea. I am a happy fool but no doubt whatever is going on in there has got me thinking. And so I wind up quite confused as to what the hell is going on with me and what the heck should I do.

Ahh. Maybe I don't have time for this. I think I signed up for death by agreeing to help out for SYF. I AM SCREWED. Bowling a bit better though. I think I'm more consistent and smart about the entire thing now. Just need to get into the groove, relax and get high on high scores. Haha.

My tagboard is officially dead. Please people, at least pretend to take interest in my wonderful life. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOUR, YOU FREAKS.

I realise that maybe I'm not as good at persuading people than what I think, I'm just persistent to the point of irritation that it works. Hmm.

Oh well. This how damn world is built on maybe.

I am so not a science person.

But I'm scientific enough to understand that Science has no maybes. So I'm actually maybe a bit of a science person. Then again, this entire pardoxical stupid para doesnt do much for personal imaging.

Byee.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 12:16 PM

Tuesday, April 4

t.o.w. change

Things are changing around here!

I know I am. I have taken the first step towards achieving the goals set in OBK. Yea yea. I will be a happy person when I get the letter back.

Talked to gracia for a bit just now and it still amazes me how OBK brought 13 of us so close together in the spirit of adventure. Ok right, I probably don't talk to all of them often anymore but its nice to just know that they are there and that we are there for one another all the time. Oh and of course Hsien the nehman and estelle the icecream scooper. All a nice bunch.

Anyway about change. Just an hour ago, my neighbours maid came to bid us goodbye cos she was leaving for home (sri lanka) tomorrow. Shes really nice cos she always mops the common area outside my house and then shes damn cute cos she spends her free time growing plants in her garden and she gives us a few pots every now and then. And when the plants arent doing well at our place, she comes to fix them with fertiliser that she buys on her own or she comes and replaces them with new ones. She really is sweet. I remember there was once when my neighbour's family was going through some problems and they kinda took it out on her so much so that her employers just gave her 5 packets of maggi to last for a whole week and I remember so vividly how she came up to us and asked for eggs and bread cos she had ran out of food and was feeling really faint. 12 years we've been here and for 12 years shes been doing the exact thing. But tomorrow onwards she'll be gone. And her 2 main charges (2 boys) were so sad that one of them wrote her a long letter to tell her how much he loved and how much he thanks her for everything that she has done. And this charge is a 15 year old boy from ACSI for crying out loud. Talk about impacting lives. Even though its really not much of my business, its just weird when something you've grown so accustomed to disappears and change happens. Good on you, Dorothy. =)

Anyway. Moving on to other stuff. I just realised why I don't get how this persons behaves at times. I mean sometimes she just a really nice person and really nice to kick back with. But its her overbearing ego (that could actually take down an average guys') and how she is actually quite bimbotic. Haha. Not in the pinkish manner cos she really is smart and all but the thing is she doesnt know too much about respecting people and treating them as equals and also she doesnt know a great deal about common everyday stuff. So that brings me to a rather unjustified but sensible conclusion that she is too warped up in her little world. Step out of your bubble, lady. Thank god I don't see you too often.

Yea yea. I am ponning tmr.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:54 PM