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Monday, October 10

t.o.w. the great big belly rubaway

I am spending longer periods of time in the shower everyday.

You see, I am under the silly impression that fats can simply be rubbed away.

The Fat Rubaway Sing-A-Long

Oooooooo! Rubya fats awaaaay!
Rubya blubber away!
Rub and rub and ruberdubdub!
Rubya fats away!

A splash of water!
A dollop of soap!
A few seconds more!
Their gone!

Oooooooo! Rubya fats awaaaay!
Rubya blubber away!
Rub and rub and ruberdubdub!
Rubya fats away!

Sadly. The nincompoop who made up this myth is a junk of codswallop. So I have to turn to the more traditional methods of fat loss.

1. Starvation.
Let's see. I'm waking up late nowadays so I skip breakfast and then on days when I do take breakfast, I skip lunch. So the original two hundred and seventy-eight meals a day have now been reduced to TWO. Good job Kenneth.

2. Increase risk of heart-attack
I'm proud to announce that I've been exercising the hell out of me. I played tennis on saturday, ran on sunday and swam today! Extremely good results! I must have lost about 0.1 mg of fat after each session since I drank a whole can of coke after which. I feel tons fitter and thinner already.

Moving on. I've been approached to organise a grand celebration dinner for NP next year in recognition of our 10th gold award. Haha. I can feel the excitement building up already. Ahh. I still remember organising the YEP back in 03 and I sometimes am amazed at my own abilities. Heheh. Just because I felt the event went smoothly overall even with all the glitches and ups and downs, personal and business. Haha. I mean it wasnt a great big successful event but just to have been able to pull it off matters a great big deal to me just because everything that could go wrong went wrong. So yeah. Anyway. I miss those days though, the planning and visualising and meeting problems and having to solve them like rightaway. Yes! The adrenaline rocks. I feel all apprentice like. Haha. But anyway, back to the dinner, its supposed to be real grand and the budget is supposed to be sky-high since we are looking for major sponsors. A sit-down dinner at a premier hotel, complete with decor and atmosphere and everything else! This rocks. Ok, now I sound like a dumb 4 year old kid talking about his coming trip to Disney Land. And I get to meet Mickey and Donald! Oh! Oh! and Minnnnnie! (My favourite cartoon character is actually Jerry of Tom and Jerry, sadly I do not know if he/she/heshe is from Disney or not)

Err. The exercise is giving me headaches and the starvation is killing my villi. I need rest. Goodbye you fools.
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:31 PM