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Saturday, August 20

t.o.w. the weird dreams

I am not getting enough rest!

Hah. This week at least. Where has my ability to sleep late and still tahan through the day gone? I am so weak. Once past 12 I'm all groggy. Aiyar. Anyway. Slept damn little this week cos of PW. Haha. I feel so strongly for my written report. Hmm. I guess I didn't mind doing most of it because I really wanted the ideas to flow well. If we had split it up, I guess the mental framework will be very disjointed. Rrright. Anyway. I'm damn proud of it! Haha. I hope it goes through smoothly. Haha. So anyway yeah, I'm sleeping very little this week. So I decided to pon 2 periods on thursday and go school late. Extremely wise decision. I shall do that more often.

Anyway. I keep having super dumb dreams even though I'm sleeping so little.

Dream 1 -- The Amazing Mouth

Hmm. I was at some chalet with Mag Tan and Judith Cheng. Extremely weird, considering I don't really like them. I much rather be at a chalet with my Miss Boo. Haha. Anyway, I think I saw that it was J. Cheng that was pregnant. M. Tan was her usual svelt self. Heh. Then we somehow ended up at some amusement park water roller coaster. Which is weird because pregnant woman should not be allowed on rides. And I think we were asked to deposit our handphones. Somehow I didnt and ended up taking it with me along for the ride. Then halfway through the ride, I realised that I may actually lose my phone. Oddly enough, I actually placed the phone in my mouth and attempted to protect it from the gastly water splash. Somehow, the ride managed a 360 degree overloop and I think I wanted to scream but ended up SWALLOWING the whole phone.

I woke up.

Dream 2 -- The Movie Flashback

This time I was at some clubhouse. The events are actually kinda murky. But then I remember hearing Khoo Shiqi (congrats for starring in my dream!) talking to her friend on the phone. The weird thing was I could actually hear what her friend was saying and it went something like this.

Shiqi: Are you sure you can pay?
Friend: Like durh.. I can use my creditcard
Shiqi: Haha. Your parents won't scold meh..
Friend: Aiya. My mum isnt around and do you think my dad checks the bills?

Right. Then somehow there was an explosion and I remember a lot of running (I don't think it belonged to me, i'm way to fat to run. I at most briskwalk) and jostling. Then I was at the taxi-stand waiting for a cab, apparently in the mood to go out after a huge explosion. Then somehow I realised my phone was missing. So I ran back to the club house and saw this evil sinister looking guy and suddenly I was captured! Then I realised that they had stolen my handphone and I was so pissed with them. They lorded about their steal and decided to describe to me in detail the steps they had taken to steal my phone. Firstly, they planted a bomb and set it off. Then during the running and the jostling, KHOO SHIQI (dressed in yellow so she looked like a banana) grabbed my phone and hid it.

I woke up.

Spooky. Conclusions!!! I love my phone very very much. My dream-self is quite dumb. Khoo Shiqi secretly wants my phone...

Heh. And I think it spooky that I keep dreaming about my phone. But maybe its cos its sending secret messages to my brain cos I sleep with my phone on the bed, next to my pillow. I think I may get cancer. Eeeee. Hmm. I wonder if I was dream-actioning and actually put the phone in my mouth. Nicee.

Heh. Quite happy about yesterday. Hit a high game for DAMN LONG TIME after buying the new ball. Haha. Then went to eat at jacks place with some of the team. Nice dinner. Nice convos about our future unis! Haha. US!!! New York! And oh ya, we talked about different schools and different people and social dynamics. Haha. And also how un-chinese-high I am. I'm so un-chs, I'm almost the anti-thesis of a chs student. I'm a freak. Everyone in school likes either bball or soccer, I know shit about offsides and rebounds (even though oth has helped) and do tennis. Everyone in school plays com games like dota or warcraft. I play fun games like ming xin san que yi. Heh. Everyone in school watches taiwan variety shows or jap anime. I watch ENGLISH reality shows, ENGLISH comedy, ENGLISH drama and ENGLISH movies. Then again, I think I'm the normal one. Haha. =D

Woo! Played tennis today!!! Haha. Was at ade's house with kaojun and alison and xuyan doing some present for some asshole. Then stayed for a lousy macs dinner with alison and ade talking random stuff. Ahh. I'm thankful for friends like them. And others like wenyi and ronald and fahizul (whom I haven talked to in years!) and ernest (whom I don't talk to often but still feel like he is the best buddy I've ever had). Anyway. I finally played tennis at night! Ahh. It feels so different. It felt damn good. Haha. The spotlight glare and all. AHHH. I love it. Haha

Walked by some shop in PS today and I saw this damn magnificient 5000++ piece jigsaw of the Notre Dam in Motreal. Ahh. Its damn grand and inspiring. I love my jigsaws! I wonder if there is any job that pays you to complete jigsaws. I'll swallow a phone to get that job. Heh.

Another job I won't mind getting is a quote-giver. Like you can pay me for a quote. I think me wise. I give good quotes like this.

On mugging. "You don't need a mugging partner, just don't mug."
On this. "Oh. About this right, just do this err what arh and that one la."
On life. "Life is very short! Eat while you can!"

So. Who wants to employ me!

Wages:
Jigsaw puzzler : Per job, $10 X No. of pieces
Quote giver : Per quote, $10.

Hurry. Get your kenneths today! Intelligence sold separately.

Stop trying to show me up. Yes you.
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:56 PM