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Friday, August 5

t.o.w. the one hundredth

Ahh. I wanted to name this entry t.o.w. we stand up for singapore but decided that my one hundredth post would be much more of a milestone marker.

Anyway. Was on the mrt today and this interesting scene ensued. I was sitting down when Sheena left at Dhoby Gaut. Upon which this old-middle-aged looking lady proceeded to ATTEMPT to take the seat, which was right in front of her. A young svelt lady prevented this by raising her arm out to grab the side railings in a veneer attempt to leave the train. Instead, with her arm outstretched, she blocked the old lady from the seat and in a catwomanish blink of an eye, leaped over my bowling bag and made the empty seat hers. Nicee.

The young bitch then began smsing happily but we all know she just didnt want to stare right into the old lady's face, which the old lady was more than happy to present with an added bunch of expressions coupled with additional sound effects. This old woman is damn subtle. She then began talking to her friend about politeness and courtesy and the signs that say 'give way to ppl who need them more' on the train. She started from Dhoby Gaut all the way to Toa Payoh. She just kept droning on and on and on.

Interesting.

Stand up for Singapore.

Heave your butt off the chair and get on your feet for complaints and kiasuism.

That's what we STAND for.

I must declare that I was seated just next to the young bitch. And now on any other day, I would have offered my seat up to the old lady (who isnt actually that old). But today, I had my bowling bag in between my legs. Thats 27 pounds of balls in between my legs. =D Given the human congestion in the train (peak hour), it didnt interest me too much to want to wrestle with the balls, my bag and my bottle while minding feets and feeling air breathed by the neighbouring person down my neck. I would indubitably be much more of a nuisance standing. People will avoid me like the plague for fear of having their feet runned over by my bag. You see, with me, its always about the community.

Err. I'm quite sad. I think I wrote absolte schumallock for the recent GP compo. Err. I feel very disappointed in my linguistic abilities.

OBK sounds damn fun. I'm excited!!!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:25 PM