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Friday, July 1

t.o.w. i raid orchard road

I am a criminal!

I am involved in an illegal act of smuggling a banned substance in and out certain checkpoints. I could be prosecuted and sent to a maximum of 3 months jail or fined a maximum of US$100,000. Or both. Yet I'd gladly to it again. Because thanks to Shiqi and her friend (phiphi), I have One Tree Hill DVDs!!! Yes! The complete Season 1 with unseen footage and commentaries and special features and everything else! Ahhh. The life. Pity it came a bit early or rather the BTs end too late. Hmm. Biology ; One Tree Hill. Brain-work ; No work. Easy choice. So yeah. I think I studied really hard for econs and maths. Umm. That's good. Haha. Its the only two subjects I really feel the interest for. My love for bio is waning as fast as the inches of notes grow. As such! I am contented with 2 passes. =D

Anyway. Back to my undesired behavior. So yes. I was oogling at the DVD Cover when I saw this notice. "For use in the US and Canada only. Use of these DVDs, whether personal, is subject to legalised prosecution. WB does not support the viewership of these DVDs outside the US and Canada." Ohhh. I'm breaking the law. I feel rebellious. So anyway. The barcode on the DVD Box is apparently jinxified because while shopping at Orchard today, every alarm at every store went off. Causing me to,

1. Feel Embarassed
2. Walk as fast as I can in hope that nobody catches me
3. Look like a freakin thief from hwachong

Argh. But nevermind. The DVDs reside in my humble abode. In thy haven, they are protected. Of course, never one to stop complaining about stuff, I did realise that even though I must have sounded off 15 alarms in as many shops, only 1 shop bothered to make me take the walk of shame again. So in the event that I really did steal something, the probability of me escaping scott-free is appealingly high. A research should be done on this. This will then be circulated amongst all potential and would-be thiefs. Economies of Information. Hurhur. Shop-owners beware. As the number of thiefs increase significantly due to my paper that is sure to give me my tenure ; "Lift your head up high and walk", your sales revenue will face a drastic drop. You can install the best and most cutting-edge security systems, but you cannot beat External Economies of Scale. It's a law of Economics! I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a theorum!

Anyway. For that one shop that bothered to arrest me. Here's what happened.

Kenneth to accomplices : "Let's go! On 3! Ready? 3!"
Alarm to Kenneth : "Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu"
Alarm to shop assistants : "Breach! Breach! System Breach in Sector 312 point 04."
Assistant 1 to Assistant 2,3,4 : "Fan out! Cover the perimeter! Do Not let him escape!"
Assistant 2 to Assistant 1,3,4 : "Target identified! 2 accomplices. Initiate communications sequence with frontdesk immediately!"
Assistant 3 to Assistant 1,2,4 : "Communications sequenced. Frontdesk Operation!"
Assistant 4 to Assistant 1,2,3 : "They'll be too slow! Suspect's leaving! I'm going in!"
Assistant 4 to Kenneth : "Excuse me, Sir, would you kindly step through the gantry once more please?"
Kenneth to accomplices : "Go! Run for it! I'll take care of this! Take the bag!"
Assistant 4 to Assistant 1,2,3 : "Backup! Backup!"
Kenneth to Assistants 1,2,3,4 : "Haiiiiiiyah!"

*darkness*

Wee! I'm such a superhero. They can call me TuTuTuTuTu. I'll rob the rich shops to give to umm, me.

Anyway. That said. I can't wait to start my OTH marathon. Tonight!!! Yes! Soon! Muahaha. Anyway. Venus and Lindsay in the final. Yeah! Let's see if Channel 5 will take of the broadcast.

Haiz. I just watched yesterday's One Tree Hill. It's super sad. I couldnt take the last 15 mins. I feel so cheated. The first 45 were all happy and glee. Damn you OTH producers. You guys just get better.
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:05 PM