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Friday, July 22

t.o.w. the dumbdumbs

I am a dumbdumb. He is a dumbdumb. We are all such dumbdumbs.

Yes. I am a dumbdumb. Despite working so hard and taking twenty years to type the previous entry, it was probably one of my worst entries, lingustically-speaking. There were so many typo errors and grammatical mistakes. I am ashamed of my command of the language. I should flush it down the toilet bowl together with my ability to speak the already forgotten language that is mandarin. Then perhaps I'd learn spanish and be super slick. Hurhur. Anyway, I have decided to abandon the notion of sprucing up my vocab here, for upon reflection, I feel a blog a place to be natural and I should try to come through any veneer facades. Then again, I'm still gonna need to work on my vocab. My pathethic GP is such a disappointment. Yes. I am a dumbdumb. I passed a considerably tough paper and while everyone is thanking the lord for his grace, I am cursing and swearing at my feeble attempt of the paper. Yep, keep up with YOUR act of being an ass and think me an ass.

I am a dumbdumb again for I am sick. FUCK SORE THROATS. You can bog me down with fever or a cold and whatnot. But don't give me a sore throat. My voice is my life. Not that I speak with great resonance nor with a husky sexy tone, but contrary to some people's beliefs and yet evident to others, I talk. A lot. Bahh. I had to keep drinking water to keep my voice and so I ended up drinking a bottle of water and peeing the equivalent of what has to be at least a bottle of water's worth every period today. It was so bad that my bladder was about to burst during Bio prac that I was prancing around my stool, trying to hold it in. I must have looked uber cool.

He is a dumbdumb. I'm talking about that idiot from god-knows which ass class. I don't mean to sound derrogative, but that asshat is a son of a bitch. The temerity he had to occupy the court after we had slaved over the setting up of the net (which is by no means an easy feat once you throw in a stucked metal plate). HE HAS AN ASSFACE. To one and all, if you happen to know some ass who carries that description, please inform him that I THINK HE IS A BLOODY LAZY FUCKER THAT ONLY THINKS OF PLAYING. Pardon the expletives. Without a voice to vent my frustation with that bunshole, I can only blog. But you know me. I'm low-key. Why in the world would I want to provoke an ass who is capable of shitting all over the court to mark his territory? So I decided to give him 5 and go get the other equipment. But lo and behold, when I got back, there he was, strutting his stuff on the court as though he was the Mary Pierce equivalent. EXCUSE ME RETARD! Have you won a Grand Slam? Do you have long hair that needs to be consistently meddled with? Do you own shoes that needs to be dusted ever so frequently? Assholes. And I'm not saying they havent been warned, we had already voiced out our unhappiness about their asses being on the grounds that we relentlessly took to prepare. I for one, purposely walked into the court during the process of points just to show my displeasure. Either they were retards or they were bunholes. Their pick. So having reached the point where tolerance meets "FUCK OFF ASSHOLE", I decided to tell them off. So I casually walked over to the court and asked my friend, "What the hell are they still doing there?" Upon which they promptly left the court. Either I filled their hearts with trepidation or they were just plain nice. My pick. ASSHATS.

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They are dumbdumbs. Barries to entry. Huhhuh. This company is such a monopoly, at least they think. They think their product a wonder. Unknown to them, it only appeals to a very small market. Having never studied economics nor excelled at it, they would not know. I mean, how large can a market be if it comprises stupid freaks that takes to low-class, low-quality beng'ish products. I mean, these people have neither what it takes to attain a reasonable social status nor make it big enough to be a an outright beng. They sort of hover around their buddy buddy pretences and make up their own couture. Nice. Anyway, back to the monopoly. They made a fatal mistake. They were dumb. They failed simple maths. You see, in a market where there are many other competitive firms, they think themselves a monopoly on the mere fact that they have the largest number of employees. That is incredibly dumb. It does not take anyone much time to notice a simple horizontal integration amongst the remaining firms would compromise their "monopoly-status". Granted it unlikely the aforementioned is about to happen, it would not harm this firm to pay more attention to the others. They might be able to teach it how to improve their product. In conclusion, OLD CHANG KEE should review its business policies.

Rights. Thats all for the dumbdumb activity.

In a more glorious note, I got my silver in Napfa =D. Bye Bye Bronze!

Haha. Ok. Was just talking to my Grandma and she told me how she almost had a near fatal slip on Tuesday. I'm glad I've been talking to her more. At least I won't regret it when the time comes that she moves on to a happier place.

Oh well. I'm quite bored now. Oh. I just watched Season 2 of OTH. Its much better than Season 1. Haha. I have no idea why. I wonder if Wenxi got me my dvds. I cannot wait to return what I now have to Shiqi's friend and then start watching my very own copy. Haha. I'm such a freak.

I made a new discovery today! The hot drinks stall in hwachong serves good teabreak food. Nice bread, pies, puffs and cakes. Mmmm. I'm considering eating breakfast there from now on.

Hey! I survived the week alone with him. =)

I am sad. Dumbledore is dead.

I am sad. My throat hurts.

I am sad. I am finishing my lot of dvds.

I am sad. I did not do well for Econs and GP.

But I am happy, for at least I've seen light once again. =D As compared to all that, everything else just seems so... mundane and earthly.

Perhapys I have attained immortal status.

Goodbye then earthlings. Enjoy the coming heatwave.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:43 PM