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Friday, July 29

t.o.w. the big black bags

Hmm. Happy!

Haha. Bought my new ball today. Ebonite Big Time! Err. Too tired now to blog. Will do tomorrow.

BUT. Important thing is, today was a great day =D

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Ok. I slept from 11pm to 12pm. How good am I? Haha. I've been busting my butt out the whole week doing sickening stuff like PW. Yah. And I just woke up from my afternoon nap that lasted about 2 hours. I'm such a pig.

Okaez. My bowling ball!!! Its damn nice. Haha. Its damn cool. But its black. Err. It took me quite a while to realise that all 3 bowling balls I have have black as the predominant colour. Err. I'm quite boring. Haha. I wanted to buy those kinda fire'y balls that looked like they were burning, like smokin' inferno or backyard bully, but uncle said they were too pro for me and I agree. Boohoo. But never mind la, I shall have my 3 bowling balls hail from what I term, the Black Family. Sirius, Narcissa and Bellatrix. Haha. So yes! Happy One!

Oh. I passed my bio and got B4 for GP. Means I cut in at BEBEB! Nice. Err. I'm happy lah, since I didnt fail any subjects. Haha. That calls for a time for Israeli's finest. =D Haha. But of course, as compared to other thwacks who average an A overall, I guess I could do better. Haha. And I shall! Hmm. I want to get a scholarship to go over to NYU. I"LL BE LIVING IN NEW YORK. THINK ABOUT IT. AHHHHHH. Haha. Happy Two!

Hmm. Bowling training is becoming serious again! We are damn slack lah, stopped training for a good solid 10 weeks. Old David is damn nice and damn funny. Paul Chua sucks. He talks to us like we are SCUM. You are the SCUM, Mr-Speaking-In-My-Head-But-Not-Out-Loud. Heh. But its good to be training. I am officially a hooker. Haha. Mostly due to the new ball, but still. =D Happy Three!

Oh yah. Went for artsfest 2. Quite ok lah. I liked the choir performance. Haha. I found them pretty rhymthic. Haha. They should have tried w/o the mikes though. I think the acoustics in the audi are not that bad. Oh well. Oh yah. I have to make an open apology to Ronald Lim, that ass, for not going with him. Haha. So I'm sorry. Haha. But it just didnt made sense that he would go for the first half of the concert alone. SO RONALD LIM. LIVE WITH IT. Heex. =) Supposed to meet that stupid stinko dinko shiqi but she was swaggering around the 74 class bench, AS ALWAYS, so I didnt. Haha. Went home with shaojie and his friend on a cab and the stupid uncle thought my leg was damn pullable. Yucks.

Me : Uncle, make a u-turn later please.
Uncle : Can don't turn or not?
Me : (Extremely tired already) No.
Uncle : Haha. Good good. Direct lah. Yes or No.
Me : Huhhuh...
Uncle : You don't mind Uncle pulling ur leg right?
Me : Huhhuh...
Uncle : Some customer very sensitive one you know!
Me : I guess...
Shaojie : (in sms) See lah, mouth so big.

Argh. I agree that I brought it upon myself. Haha. Stupid ass-uncle. He said all of that crap while negotiating a rather tricky U-turn. Keep your mind on the wheel goddamnit. So irritated, I asked shaojie to F him for me on his trip home. ASS. Ok. Not so happy.

Oh. Ate good chicken rice at some Big Bird restaurant at Balmoral Plaza. Damn ulu lah. Haha. But it was quite nice and had a damn wuliao but funny time re-living my chinese capabilities and laughing at uber stupid pictures. Haha. Although, I was quite disturbed when my pic with Jen was ridiculed at. Still. Happy Three.

I've finished OTH! Haha. And Wenxi has bought my own copy from the states. So thanks to phiphi and shiqi then. Haha. MY VERY OWN COPY. WENXI ROCKS TO DEATH. Ok. Not to death, but Wenxi rocks an appropriate amount that is umm... deemed legal by law. =) Happy Four!

Oh yah. On the mrt to school, we were sitting with our TEAM BAGS (uhhuh-uhhuh) in front of us and we were contemplating how we must have looked like terrorists ready to bomb the stations. Then just as we were at the height of the discussion, the doors opened at Raffles Mrt and this Indian-arabic looking guy with ACTUAL FACIAL HAIR walked in, not silly moustaches or weekend stubble but the whole furry deal. He carried a similar bag and sat next to us. Haha. We must have been a sight. 3 big black bags in a row. Nice. I wonder how it seems no one called the cops on us. Heh. I mean. Isnt it all about vigilance! 3 people carrying big black bags sitting together and no one deems it weird. One day, if terrorists really do want to target Singapore, we are doomed. I actually think it will happen in the near future, but I shall shut up now in case the government think I'm soliciting terrorist support.

Oh! I found my EOM. Haha. From National Geographic's latest issue. Damn tyco lah, I was just looking online and there was a beautiful feature article waiting for me in this months issue. I'm a genius. Happy Five!

I am amazed to find out that Oprah's studio, Harpo, is her name spelt backwards. Maybe I will name one of bowling balls htennek. And I have added a new word to my vocab list thanks to some article. Next time I want to weasel the truth out of someone, I'm gonna to have to Oprah it out of him/her. Haha.

And Oh! My mother just gave me 50 bucks cos' she won money at jackpot. Happy Six!

Err. I was just doing random thinking just now and I thought about how the specs industry is a whole scam! A conspiracy! You know how a lot of ppl say that the more you wear your specs the worst your eyesight gets but you still have to wear them no matter what or you'll go blind? Yah. It may be a whole fluke, maybe the specs industry just wants your eyesight to keep worsening so you'll keep going back to your optician to make a new pair.

Fine! Don't believe me. 10 years ago, did it ever occur to you that NKF was a scam? Mark my words.

All in all, a very good day and a half! =D
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:13 PM