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Sunday, June 19

t.o.w. the wishlist

Ahh. I feel like a rich brat.

I'm Kenneth Kich, Richie Rich's long lost cousin. WTH. No, I'm his long lost elder brother. The entire Rich fortune should be all mine. Wahaha. Armed with my American Express and MarquiJet Card, I'm going on a worldwide shopping spree!

First stop. San Francisco, California.
Ipod mini please. Argh. I should never have sold away the ipod to eeediot Kaiye. Stupid Hyundai asses. Never trust hyundai man. Just two days after I sold the Ipod, my Hyundai mp3 player conked out. Stupid asshat munchkins. I have bad Ipod karma. S$350.00

Next stop. Las Vegas, Nevada.
Ahh. Time to buy my Columbia300 bowling ball! Backyard Bully! "Don't you dare step into our backyard" Argh. So cool. Finally, I can break free from the White Dots! Heh. Since I'm at the Columbia300 headquarters, I might as well get a bowling bag too. Hmm. $440.00

Next stop. Tree Hill, North Carolina
Heh. OTH DVDs! Yes. Both seasons. Ahh. I cannot wait for blocks to be over. Then I'm going to pon school for a week and watch OTH all day all night. Ahh. The life. $130.00

Next stop. Glenoak, Ohio
Heh. 7th Heaven DVDs! After high-tension relations in OTH, its time I kick back with some ligh-hearted family drama. Err. All 4 seasons that are out. $180.00

Next stop. Checotah, Oklahoma
Carrie Underwoods new cd! I hope its all country. :) This is the first time I've decided to buy any cd even before its been released since Kim Locke's One Love. $20.00

Next stop. Queens, New York
I want a visor. Hah. I think it will go with my super short and shit hairstyle. Visors rock man. Roddick looks good in one and so does Jon from Amazing Race. Visors rock. But it has to be a US OPEN visor with the fiery tennis ball logo on the top. $25.00

Next stop. Los Angeles, California
I need clothes and shoes and accessories. A few nice shirts, a pair of Levis 501s, a pair of Nike Dunks and a nice Swatch Irony Watch. Factory Outlets! Here we come! Hmm. Estimate $450.00

Last stop. Nokia Handphone shop in Thomson Plaza, Singapore
STYLE PACK. $48.00

Ok. That's about all that I can think of now. Erm yah. I'm supposed to sound like a rich brat with tons of money. In the real world where I live, my MarquiJet card would get me a trip around the world after Security at the airport kicks my ass at 200kmph. My American Express actually reads American Expresso, that you can get at any starbucks around the corner. Ahh. If only I were rich. I would buy them all. All $1,643.00 worth of merchandise. And if I was freaking rich, I'd buy you all everything on your wishlist too. I promise. Why would I? Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. Awww. So treat me nicely you earthly munchkins. I just might win TOTO someday.

Hmm. Ok lah. This entry was all out of fun. I'm not such a demanding spoilt brat. I'm contented with my lot. I mean, I'm not filthily rich, but I get by happy. :) Then again if anyone bought me just one those items, I'd be even more happy for like a very very long time. Why be nice? Because a gift between friends means never having to give a reason. Awww. Anyway, if I do strike it rich someday, I'll remember the angelic munchkins that made my day. Yes. A 20 dollar Carrie Underwood CD could get you a 2 million dollar penthouse in Trump Building! Quick! Go n "chope" one item and buy it for me soon before they are all gone!

Earthly desires. $1,643.00

OUR FRIENDSHIP. PRICELESS.

Got that? :D
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:48 PM