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Saturday, June 18

t.o.w. the parent

I hate you asshats munchkins!

You all suck! Terribly! WTF.

Anyway, had class outing. I enjoyed my beef lasagne, chocolate ice-cream and the hip, chic and classy atmosphere out at the Bayfront at Esplanade. Then on the way home, I was on the MRT and there was this mother with her 2 kids. Her son was dressed in a Batman getup. I don't get why this Batman Begins thing is so overated. I don't like Batman. He should be called Blackman. And his superhumanpower will be his ability to blackmail everyone at will and earn lots of money. He will travel in the black-mobile, equipped with infrared sensors, bluetooth ability, text messaging services and a rather large, odd-looking antenna. It will have 12 buttons and a screen. Argh. Ok, back to the parent. So yeah, both kids were drawing on notepads on her lap and she was looking at the drawings. I couldnt help but notice how she was frowning. Really badly. Her whole forehead was arched up so that you could see FIVE furrows. No kidding. So yeah, I pictured she maybe was an art connosieur or the curator of the Singapore Arts Museum or something and just could not let sub-par art go without a frown or two. No biggie. Anyway, the boy (younger) turns out to start tapping the girl (elder) on her head. Recieving no response, he proceeds to thwack her on the head a little harder. Still to no avail, he then begins to wield the pen like a bat and starts to club her on the head. All this without response from the mother who had front-seat access to the action. So yeah, I figured perhaps this family was just fond of the tough love. Whatever. Anyway. After clubbing his sister on her head with baited breath and yet still recieving nothing from her. He then begins to scrawl on her notepad so that her drawing is ruined. The girl finally exclaims and is about to cry when the mother finally says "Didi, why you go and draw on her drawing. That's wrong you know." Ahh. Finally, spoken like a true parent. Just as I was about to focus my attention on something much more interesting ; a peice of gum, unceremoniously stuck on the MRT overhead handles, the mother actually said, and I quote, "Stop complaining lah girl, your drawing is so ugly. What is this? Batman? Where got this two pointy things one? So ugly."

Amazing parenting. I want to see this mother's drawings back when she was 5 or 6 years old. I bet she could draw silhouettes, 3D images, the Eiffel Tower and Jennifer Lopez's full body curves when she was two and thought a pencil a magical stick that could be used to produce stains on paper. Eeediot. It doesn't take a parent to know what she did was wrong lah. I mean, the drawing wasnt any Mona Lisa, but I didnt think it was ugly. In the future, the girl is going to grow up and study something that she hates when she actually loves to draw, but she will never have the courage to draw again after tonight because of the thoughtless and stupid words spewing out of this bitch's mouth.

I can only hope she isn't Singaporean.
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:25 PM