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Saturday, May 14

t.o.w. i need plastic surgery

Hehx.

Yups. Bowling Nationals today! Hehx. I'm still quite hyped up over it. Hahx, nice to be able to be loud and abrasive at times. Then again, hardly anyone heard me, but yeah, I'm loud, but certain schools just have more numbers. Hmm. Ok, I guess Andrew was right when he said they didnt do too well today. Hell, but thats ok! I mean, we have 2 more days to go! And hell, if that doesnt work out either, I guess we would still be proud of how we came together as a team. I'm proud of them! They are sooo gonna give them babies something to cry about next week. So Andrew, Timothy, Yusin, Nelson, Julian, Yongjun, Shaojie, Shouheng, Janice, Joy, Weishan and Nicole. "C'mon!"

Team RenZha gave the team a little something to wish them good luck. In retrospect, it probably wasnt a good idea because it later involved dead carcasses and leaking bottles. Hehx. Oh well. It's quite nice to have Team RenZha going on, we're quite tight and fun. =D Go Hwachong! "Frame Frame You3 Strike!"

Moving on, I don't mind doing it all but it sucks quite a bit when manners are evidently not evident. I hope I don't strangle anyone.

Ehz, went out with bowlers after com. Went to eat at Cartel and had such a tyco time winning cai quan matches with Janice. Hehx. I was just one short of a perfect game lah. Haha. Oh well. But yeah, its just really fun. I mean, the dynamics and people and stuff just have got it going on. =D Then after that, walked to Marina Square to watch Kingdom of Heaven with Joy, Weishan, Nicole, Shaojie and Zhiyong. Hehx. Made quite a startling discovery. Weishan and Nicole can be reaaaaaaly lame. =D Hehx. Oh yah, don't watch Kingdom of Heaven. Actually you should, if you suffer from insomnia or just really like crude battle scenes. It is BORING. And it is highly dumb too! At one point, 2 armies consisting of at least thousands of men were only in contact battle in an area about 10 meters long. Way to go producers! Thoroughly wasted my 9.50 there. Argh. I swear never to watch some dumbass shows ever again. The last time I watched King Arthur, I felt the exact same way.

Right, after the show, we somehow got split in 2 groups. Well, actually, just 1 group and Joy. Hehx. The entire system in the cinema is so stupid, they actually allow you to leave from 2 entirely different exits so you end up at 2 entirely different places. Bright sparks are we. We ended up searching high and low for Joy walking around Marina Square for an hour like a bunch of idiots, shouting "Joy..Joy". It was surreal. Almost as if we lost our pet poodle.

Hehx. Did I not mention how the bowling people are the best group of friends ever? I think I did. Just liked to reiterate my point to certain people with extremely low friends (ahbengish or poserish they maybe) count. =D

Friends is also apparently popular amongst bowlers. Sheena, Andrew, Timothy. Thats a lot of friends freaks. Then again, who can compare to me. Its been less than half a year and Joey is out but I still miss my friends. Phoebe!!!

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
Please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, ladidarhdidumdahdidler!

Btw, Kennet is alive and kickin' =D Erm. Maybe swimming would be more appropriate.

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The next day was a bad one. Spookily, it was Saturday the 14th.

I woke up and to my great horror, saw Kennet upside down, floating on its belly. That poor thing. I dumped him away. That poor sick bastard. Death doesnt start off a day quite as well.

Atlantis. It rained. It poured. So yeah, as we were getting back to the checkpoint after completing a task, my wonderful shoe suddenly sprang into a life of its own, deciding that it was time to lose its function of having frictional support. Given how the ground was soaking wet, I proceeded to slip unceremoniously and had my entire 17 year weight ram into my face. The influx on Western culture into me is evident. Maybe Friends culture, for with immediate contact upon the ground, I could taste blood and a grindy substance and without any restraint, muttered "Aw.. Crap!" I knew I was in for it. So yeah, a couple of hours later and millions of red blood cells on, I now have a chipped tooth and another one that is extremely loose. Coupled with an odd looking line of substance that is supposed to support the loose tooth for a while, I now find myself oddly amusing. Hideously ugly of course, but oddly amusing.

Hey. I make the best out of such situatuons. I guess I'm lucky. Given the way that I fell, I came off pretty much ok. I mean I could have dropped the entire tooth, fractured my left arm AGAIN, broke my leg or even suffered a severe concussion. So yeah, my injury pales in comparison to what I could have gotten. I count my lucky eggs. =) Great karma though. =) My two front teeth took the hammer. Hey! It's actually good, I can now go for that plastic surgery I always wanted. Hurhur. It did get me wondering though. In drama serials, when we see someone get beaten up real bad and have their entire mouth full of blood cos' they had their teeth knocked out, it's surprising to see them with perfect oral features the next day.

So I guess I'm good. Apart from looking like I have a piece of bloody chicken carcass up my teeth. I'll remove it in a bit of week though. All I'm sad about is that I wasnt able to finish the race. Good job on Team JiPiGu though. =) When I'm done, we'll all sit down at Marche for our own feast. I hope they serve porridge.

Hell, so I'm hideous. Whats the use of getting down? I remain upbeat.

Kee says I should wear a mask and be the Phantom of the Atlantis.Shaojie says I should wear a mask and be like the sick king in Kingdom of Heaven. Sheena says I was lucky they changed my name to Kenneth cos' its easier to pronounce in my current state of hideousity. It bodes well for all them that I find this all very amusing. =D It also doesnt seem to be coincidental that all 3 of them are bowling peeps. Gaah. I love them all! =D

Stay tooth'ified!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 6:58 PM