televisions' life support

Sunday, May 29

t.o.w. queen latifah

I love Queen Latifah.

Is it weird I find her totally beautiful? She is lah. Heh. Just rented like a total of 8 vcds from Video Ezy "Its so Ezy". It really is! Even though it may be a bit pricy, its still the latest vids at reasonably cheap prices. And I'd like to think it a bit westernised. Video Ezy rocks. Hmm. Okay, this is still my blog, not some cheap, sleazy video ezy web-advert.

I just watched taxi and identity. I think both rock. Tons better than dumbass shows like Madagascar. I mean it was ok, just didnt think it was that fantastic. I only enjoyed the part when Melman was talking, I could totally picture David Schwimmer saying it and acting it out in a oh-so-ross way.

Bah. This is a really random entry. I also want to say for the record that I love 7th Heaven. The cast is so perfect. It also transports me a little bit into a zone where kids can communicate really freely with their parents. I want to live in Glenoak and be part of the Campdens. Then I'd make weekend trips down to Westchester, New York to find the Bings. Then I'd drive down to New York, New York to find the Gellars and then fly to LA to see Joey! Woo! Such a wonderful world. Boo. Oh yah, then I could make occasional summer trips down to Wysteria Lane to visit Bree, Susan, Gabrielle and Lynette. Ahh, the perfect life. I heard there are video ezys in the States too. I want to go.

Age group on Tuesday. I only hope I don't come in last. Bahh. Hope I don't lao kui. I seem to have hit an awful dry spell, umm, scorewise. Bah. Some people are very pathetic. Saying one thing and then doing another in a total hope of wanting people to notice. Hmm. I Do. If being pictured as a loser makes you happy, hey whatever works for you.

Hmm. Given how my perfect life seems unattainable. I think I'd settle for having my own Video Ezy store. Then I'd play all 4 shows at one time. I'd also bar anyone who doesnt think Queen Latifah rocks from coming in.

I Love TV.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:56 PM

Friday, May 27

t.o.w. inside your heaven

Inside Your Heaven

I've been down

Now I'm blessed

I felt a revelation coming around

And this is right

Its so amazing

Everytime I see you, I'm alive

You're all I've got

You lift me up

The sun and the moonlight

All my dreams are in your eyes

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And I want to be inside your heaven

Take me to the place you come from

Where the storm blows away

And I want to be the earth that holds you

Every bit of air you're breathing in

A soothing wind

I want to be inside your heaven

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When minutes turn to days and years

And mountains fall, I'll still be here

Holding you until the day I die

And I want to be inside your heaven

Take me to the place you come from

Where the storm blows away

And I want to be inside your heaven

Take me to the place you come from

Where the storm blows away

And I want to be the earth that holds you

Every bit of air you're breathing in

A soothing wind

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I want to be inside your heaven

Oh yes, I do

I want to be inside your heaven

Oh, will you let me in your heaven?

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:54 PM

Thursday, May 26

t.o.w. carrie wins

Carrie Underwood rocks my socks!

I love Carrie! I love country-pop! Woo! I'm so excited. I woke up to the beauty of the birds chirping and the flowers blossoming and I knew I was in for good day! =D I watched the live telecast of idol at 8am and saw my dear Underwood win! Woo!!! Although I did think that the results were made known earlier because at the end, Carrie was, oddly enough, the only one not in black. Really made her stand out from the entire stageful of losers clad in black. Oh well. Anyway, for the first time, I actually thought both finalists were equally deserving. Bo has a really good voice, I think I might consider getting his mp3s. Heh. But Carrie's my girl! She just rocks so much. I remember how I was watching the early stage shows and I was falling asleep, but as my eyes were closed and my mind was far adrift in a land where one can eat non-stop without having to worry about obesity, I could vaguely hear someones voice. I tweaked open my eye slightly and could only see a small portion of the screen, much due to the weariness of my cornea. I though I saw Carrie Underwear. Right there and then, I bolted out of my sleep and seat, jostled by the text on the screen. From then on, Carrie was the one. Underwear or not. Of course, who can forget that dress from the Ice Age with the corny superwomanish-guns-on-chest getup early on the show. She sticks out quite a bit. =D Hehx.

Hmm. I suddenly remembered I could be in potential danger if people like suresh reads this entry. Even though the possibility of this occuring is much like that of Constantine outselling Clay in terms of records, or maybe more like that of Constantine HAVING a record. But yeah, hmm, I'm supposed to be at Potong Pasir CC, busting my left arm out in archery. Oh well. Went to bowl with Ronald cos' I desperately need to get better by age group. Haiz. Cant say I did too well today. Quite pissed at myself at one point of time. Scores were pretty bleah. Oh well. Anyway, talking about age group, I guess I just have one thing to prove to myself. I need to wallop that sorry ass. The audacity one has. One really has to stick ones head up ones ass, doesnt one. Grrr. Went to eat at some restaurant. The service is atrocious. Had half the mind to demand seeing the manager when I realised it was the manager whose service needed managing. Horrible place. The sweet corn pudding was not bad though. Heh.

Came home and watched The Day After Tommorow. Hmm, nothing much to say about it I guess. I was about to sleep throughout the movie though. I'm proud that I lasted. =D French Open. God, I miss Capriati. Can she please come back soon!!! Haiz. I hope Clijsters wins. Or Venus, or Justine, or Davenport. As long as a Russian doesnt win. I am sick of Russians. Can the Americans and Belgians just quickly recover and put these little girls back into their baby pen. Grrr. Nadal vs Gasquet will be interesting though. Hmm, also, the depth of womens tennis is rather apparant here at the French. Or maybe its just due to the surface. Oh well. I don't really care when Jen isnt on. Boo.

Holidays rock. I feel like I'm on holiday already. Then again, theres school tommorow. Haiz. At least its not lessons. Still, the prospect of turning up for some silly course is rather foreboding. I should have chosen a course that didnt require monetary payment and ponned the whole freakish thing. The electives are crappy. I'm crappy too. "Carrie" crappy. God, I'm stupid.

Stay Carrie-fied

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:46 PM

Saturday, May 21

t.o.w. all the shouting

Terms' almost over!!

Wee! I'm so happy the term is coming to an end. I'm just exhausted. I really really need my holidays. Even if it means cooping myself up in the room, mugging hard for the shitty block tests, it still sounds good. How can anyone blame me. I'm just so tired. I'd be thankful for 2 minutes of extra sleep anytime anywhere. I guess this term was quite hectic, what if nationals and PW and plays and falling sick and down. Pretty bloody eventful.

Oh well. Life goes on.

Ahh. Nationals! God, the bowling team rocks. Doubles event on Tuesday, after all the cheering and high five-ing as a stupid lane marshall, we went to Andrew's house. I meant mansion. I meant castle. Its so god damn bloody big. I heard about the pool table before but the entertainment room rocks so badly. I want a house like that next time. And guess who isnt invited to live there with me! Hehx. Had such a blast singing silly songs that we thought we knew how to sing but actually could only mumble a few lines. Hehx. Fun! Then tons of people left and only a few of us remained. We then proceeded to sing dumb divaish ballads at extremely low keys. Such fun! =D And then on wednesday, some councillors and hc'ians also came down to support us. Numbers work a whole lot. Granted we werent as loud as SA or AC, but at least we could be heard. =D There after went to Marina Square to eat. Arh. I have a new GP! He rocks so much! Hahz. GP rocks! Bowling rocks! Best group of PEOPLE I know. Not just friends, PEOPLE. =)

Hmm. So yeah, after the brief break from school, returning on thursday was so damn hard. I was lost at every single tutorial, not sure what I had to do and stuff. Gah. This just shows I'm out. I need to gas up during the holidays. Desperately.

After giving my throat hell on tuesday and wednesday cheering for the team, I decided that a little more shouting might do the trick and finally give me a sore throat. Apparently I refuse to get sick again because with the slightest of sneeze, I'm rushed off to the doctors. Hey. I think I cheered damn loudly at the bball finals. A real pity they didnt win. The Hwachong spirit is obviously lacking though. We were so soft! There were these two girls who came up to us and asked if we could stoop down a little so that they could see. So yeah we did. But they ended up watching the match, and hardly even clapped when everyone else was bursting their throats out. If I could, I would have killed them. The audacity they have to ask us to move and then proceed to ridicule about how stupid the entire event was. Such people neither have the school spirit nor the guts to pon the event. They really deserve a place in a sty. There, their neighbours arent as tall nor as sophisticated. They would blend in well there. Oh well.

Gahh. I have no more mood to blog. Had so much to talk about lah. All the nicknames we had for the bowling people from other schools and the elddfs play. Guess I'll leave that to Sheena.

Get off my back. I swear that for a very long time, I haven't been nice at all. If anything, you guys forced it on me. I didn't pester. If anything, your darling frog did. It's darn right weird. Yes it is. Your dumbass mind filled with stupid questions wouldnt know that. You really should take some courses. You suck really really badly. Perhaps you guys should begin lectures only when you know the content at the back of your hand. At least she is bringing in the dough. What does that make you? Could you at least not squander all our money away on your useless intuitions. "The trend blah, the trend blee" I'm out a thousand and you tried to blame me! I already know how this is gonna work out. I'd pay for the living expenses and visit as and when I'm in a good mood. Since you decreed thats how I operate. Thats all you.

Passwords up!

Stay dignified~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:12 PM

Saturday, May 14

t.o.w. i need plastic surgery

Hehx.

Yups. Bowling Nationals today! Hehx. I'm still quite hyped up over it. Hahx, nice to be able to be loud and abrasive at times. Then again, hardly anyone heard me, but yeah, I'm loud, but certain schools just have more numbers. Hmm. Ok, I guess Andrew was right when he said they didnt do too well today. Hell, but thats ok! I mean, we have 2 more days to go! And hell, if that doesnt work out either, I guess we would still be proud of how we came together as a team. I'm proud of them! They are sooo gonna give them babies something to cry about next week. So Andrew, Timothy, Yusin, Nelson, Julian, Yongjun, Shaojie, Shouheng, Janice, Joy, Weishan and Nicole. "C'mon!"

Team RenZha gave the team a little something to wish them good luck. In retrospect, it probably wasnt a good idea because it later involved dead carcasses and leaking bottles. Hehx. Oh well. It's quite nice to have Team RenZha going on, we're quite tight and fun. =D Go Hwachong! "Frame Frame You3 Strike!"

Moving on, I don't mind doing it all but it sucks quite a bit when manners are evidently not evident. I hope I don't strangle anyone.

Ehz, went out with bowlers after com. Went to eat at Cartel and had such a tyco time winning cai quan matches with Janice. Hehx. I was just one short of a perfect game lah. Haha. Oh well. But yeah, its just really fun. I mean, the dynamics and people and stuff just have got it going on. =D Then after that, walked to Marina Square to watch Kingdom of Heaven with Joy, Weishan, Nicole, Shaojie and Zhiyong. Hehx. Made quite a startling discovery. Weishan and Nicole can be reaaaaaaly lame. =D Hehx. Oh yah, don't watch Kingdom of Heaven. Actually you should, if you suffer from insomnia or just really like crude battle scenes. It is BORING. And it is highly dumb too! At one point, 2 armies consisting of at least thousands of men were only in contact battle in an area about 10 meters long. Way to go producers! Thoroughly wasted my 9.50 there. Argh. I swear never to watch some dumbass shows ever again. The last time I watched King Arthur, I felt the exact same way.

Right, after the show, we somehow got split in 2 groups. Well, actually, just 1 group and Joy. Hehx. The entire system in the cinema is so stupid, they actually allow you to leave from 2 entirely different exits so you end up at 2 entirely different places. Bright sparks are we. We ended up searching high and low for Joy walking around Marina Square for an hour like a bunch of idiots, shouting "Joy..Joy". It was surreal. Almost as if we lost our pet poodle.

Hehx. Did I not mention how the bowling people are the best group of friends ever? I think I did. Just liked to reiterate my point to certain people with extremely low friends (ahbengish or poserish they maybe) count. =D

Friends is also apparently popular amongst bowlers. Sheena, Andrew, Timothy. Thats a lot of friends freaks. Then again, who can compare to me. Its been less than half a year and Joey is out but I still miss my friends. Phoebe!!!

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
Please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, ladidarhdidumdahdidler!

Btw, Kennet is alive and kickin' =D Erm. Maybe swimming would be more appropriate.

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The next day was a bad one. Spookily, it was Saturday the 14th.

I woke up and to my great horror, saw Kennet upside down, floating on its belly. That poor thing. I dumped him away. That poor sick bastard. Death doesnt start off a day quite as well.

Atlantis. It rained. It poured. So yeah, as we were getting back to the checkpoint after completing a task, my wonderful shoe suddenly sprang into a life of its own, deciding that it was time to lose its function of having frictional support. Given how the ground was soaking wet, I proceeded to slip unceremoniously and had my entire 17 year weight ram into my face. The influx on Western culture into me is evident. Maybe Friends culture, for with immediate contact upon the ground, I could taste blood and a grindy substance and without any restraint, muttered "Aw.. Crap!" I knew I was in for it. So yeah, a couple of hours later and millions of red blood cells on, I now have a chipped tooth and another one that is extremely loose. Coupled with an odd looking line of substance that is supposed to support the loose tooth for a while, I now find myself oddly amusing. Hideously ugly of course, but oddly amusing.

Hey. I make the best out of such situatuons. I guess I'm lucky. Given the way that I fell, I came off pretty much ok. I mean I could have dropped the entire tooth, fractured my left arm AGAIN, broke my leg or even suffered a severe concussion. So yeah, my injury pales in comparison to what I could have gotten. I count my lucky eggs. =) Great karma though. =) My two front teeth took the hammer. Hey! It's actually good, I can now go for that plastic surgery I always wanted. Hurhur. It did get me wondering though. In drama serials, when we see someone get beaten up real bad and have their entire mouth full of blood cos' they had their teeth knocked out, it's surprising to see them with perfect oral features the next day.

So I guess I'm good. Apart from looking like I have a piece of bloody chicken carcass up my teeth. I'll remove it in a bit of week though. All I'm sad about is that I wasnt able to finish the race. Good job on Team JiPiGu though. =) When I'm done, we'll all sit down at Marche for our own feast. I hope they serve porridge.

Hell, so I'm hideous. Whats the use of getting down? I remain upbeat.

Kee says I should wear a mask and be the Phantom of the Atlantis.Shaojie says I should wear a mask and be like the sick king in Kingdom of Heaven. Sheena says I was lucky they changed my name to Kenneth cos' its easier to pronounce in my current state of hideousity. It bodes well for all them that I find this all very amusing. =D It also doesnt seem to be coincidental that all 3 of them are bowling peeps. Gaah. I love them all! =D

Stay tooth'ified!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 6:58 PM