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Saturday, August 28

t.o.w. the last ra-ra

disclaimer -- kinda bored.. so i coupled the amazing race concept into this entry.. haf fun racin!

*preshow -- previously on klo-fightsback, kenneth was feeling down from the stupid clock tower model affair and was contemplating slapping the stupid woman in the office.. he, however maintained his composure and was looking forward to the passing out ceremony.. who will be klo'ated tonite?*

*credits -- dum dum dum.. dam dum dum dam dum dum (kenneth turns round, faces camera and looks all high and mighty wif his arms crossed) *

*voiceover -- this is kenneth's blog, kenneth arrives here every now and then to blog where he also eats, sleeps and mingles wif other people.. kenneth last blogged at 843pm yesterdae nite.. kenneth blogs todae at 1043 pm tonite*

well.. it was pop todae... im gonna skip the *summation-of-four-years-in-np-crap* cos i think i haf bored you enough during my past entries during the time of us handing over and all.. so lets go!!!

hahx.. im just gonna come out in the open and sae that i was contemplating not going for the pop ya... i thot i made up my mind like eons ago.. that my huge ass would not grace the occasion... haha.. you noe.. wif the negative energy and all... but you noe.. i haf alwaes been telling myself you noe.. that i need to be less self-conscious and not be so sheepish and stuff and not to worry about being ridiculed at and all.. so in total line wif that.. i decided to go larz.. also because i owe it to my sec 1s ya.. and boy did i not regret it.. haha.. im kinda proud that i went =p

*route info -- get to chinese high and change into ur uniform*

well.. the entire thing din start off well la... i was late! haha.. i was at home.. and i looked at the clock.. and i realised that it was 115 pm.. like.. what the heckofaheck! so bus was out.. i had to get in on a cab... so im out by the road at 120.. desperately trying to flag a cab... but there was none.. and there was also this huge chunkofachunk garb women in front of me.. so technically i had to wait for 2 cabs.. but of course.. i am never that lucky ya.. so by 130.. i haf no cab.. and i am freaking out cos' i was supposed to be in school at 130.. so much for planning... so.. in the end.. 65521111... do u get it? hahx.. the cab came in abt 5 mins.. and the moment i got in.. i was like *hi, im in a real rush, so if you could just go as fast as possible, that would be just great* -- poof.. that totally felt like i was in the amazing race.. *rapido, rapido.. you go fast, i give dollar.. dun let him pass us!!* that was like a momentary thought influx.. but mr driver snaps me back into the reality of the fact that i was late and i was not travelling arnd the world wif my partner and wif limited cash and wif detours and roadblocks and pit stops and all.. mr driver reminds me that i was in his cab and he is the king of his cab.. so.. he proceeds to sae.. *okaez.. i will try my best, but where exactly are you going?* well, thats kinda maluating.. blahz.. but mr driver was very good and we slammed to school in record time albeit he might haf had a hard time getting out of the school.. =p thanks mr driver!

*detour - a detour is a choice between two paras, each with its own pros and cons... in this detour, readers need to choose between *are you a pop 2004 organiser* and *are you leong wei shu* .. in *are you a pop 2004 organiser* readers need to skip the next para if they answer yes and in *are you leong wei shu*.. readers need to skip the para after next if they answer yes*

so i got in.. and much to my relief.. found everyone still changing.. so that was a huge phew! haha.. got in.. changed up and off we went to lt4.. well.. lets see lar.. the entire thing i felt.. was not as good as last year... for 2 reasons.. no. 1.. it lacked a sense of grandeur.. and no. 2.. i organised the one last year =p.. and dat it all there is to it.. haha.. no bad feelings towards chan keet, jon tan and wenwei yar.. i noe i haven been much of a help.. haha.. but you guys must understand that I organised pop 2003... so there is no way in the world that pop 2004 can be better than that since i would like to think that i am the best in everything.. that is obviously not true.. but please allow me my ten seconds of glory =p hahx.. eh.. got my membership cert and my buc plaque.. and than that was pretty much the end of the table ceremony la.. on to the the real stuff..

the last ra-ra.. took photos and all... and dan we falled in for the last time..well.. first of all.. we did buka.. which i totally was stumped abt how to do it.. you must not blame me.. i haf not done drill for an entire year.. and my bang totally sucks.. not that it has ever rocked before.. but u get the idea.. haha.. wad a disgrace... oh well.. we had some kinda evaluation.. but before that.. i must add and sae how much of a cock lws is.. to bring up dat silly cc-website fiasco on our last dae.. way to reminisce on the old times aint it.. lws.. score! so anyway.. evaluations rite... this is also the chance for me to talk abt CIs ya.. not abt whether i am becoming a CI.. but abt the CIs demselves.. the first one who approached me was lws.. and i really rather not talk abt him... he is plat! dan i think hadi came along... and heaped tons of praises on me.. *sheepishly smiles* which was kinda nice.. he is a nice guy lar.. but somes times i got irked by him.. haha.. dun mind my shit, hadi.. good luck for ur a's... daniel came along... shook on it and told me not to get bullied.. haha.. point noted.. but im just too nice arent i... lim teck.. shake it shake it.. and isaac.. who promised to visit my blog often.. *isaac!! you here?* during our 10-second long handshake.. kinda cool... kok came along.. said some nice things too.. kok to me.. is a kind of training guy.. but he is rather analytical abt situations and all..he's a good guy... despite the heavy tekans we had.. haha.. good luck for ur a's too.. din get a chance wif jun yuan... but he shall not miss out on a get at the kenneth luck.. haha.. good luck to all of ya.. after dat... got tekan'ed for one last time for old times sake.. when he asked for a number.. i muttered two.. either he did not hear or he did not choose to hear.. haha.. did dalam... which was once again a total fallapy flop.. and dan besurai'ed and woo-hew! threw our berets in the air.. had half a mind not to catch it.. but i did anyway.. was a way cool moment.. like.. that was it! the last ra-ra.. woooooo-hew!

*route info -- go to kap*
*yield used by squaddies -- withheld for 3 hours*

after dat.. spoke to my sec 1s wif jing sheng.. you guys are crazy man!!! haha.. but i had such a good time wif u guys... u guys rock so much! after dat took some pictures wif everyone here and there.. and went to kap wif jing sheng, min jie, kcr, yushu, edmund, isaac and ying hao... had an amazing time.. sat there for 3 hrs so much so that there are sores on my butt... *damn you macdonald chairs!* haha.. was kinda fun lar.. talked and talked and talked non-stop.. haha.. one more last ra-ra.. hahx =p okaez.. now time for some reflex'ions..

*road block -- a road block is a task in which only kenneth can perform. in this road block, kenneth has to thank all 4 parties who presented him wif gifts during pop 2004*

thanks to yicheng, wenwei, yinghao and the sec 1s for their gifts.. you guys rawk big time.. haha.. wenwei arh.. urs was the surprise one manz.. din expect u to give me.. haha.. but you are my s3 rock.. so it was expected yah.. haha.. thanks again.. you stay forever funky.. and mayb someday i shall stop wif the hilda thing... haha.. ying hao!!!! though u'r not my mentee ya.. haha.. you are my s2 rock... you are so ditzy and farnie.. and i get such a kick out of that.. so thanks ya.. you rawk!!! sec ones!!! you guys are the best man.. your gift is the best man.. haha.. it was so thoughtful of you guys... i am so going to make sure you get ur gifts.. haha... also also.. the last line on the back-side of the tee ya.. wad does dat imply huh... haha.. oh well.. thanks to all of u.. because i am so happy wif you guys.. i shall give all of you ur two seconds of fame by publishing ur name here.. woo hew!!

*route info -- proceed to the pit stop, the business union of chicago -- buc, the last team to arrive will be klo'ated*

buc -- i do not care if you think i am a proud ass.. haha.. it is very important to me that i talk abt it okaez.. haha.. rite.. best unit cadet.. woo hew!!! haha.. well.. wad exactly haf i done to warrant that huh... let me blow u away.. haha.. passing out parade 2003, year end party 2004 , pre-inauguration preparation 2004, sec 1 camp 2004, ss division, sec 1 squad.. enough nots! haha.. okaez lar.. cannot be too xiao zhang ya.. but its kinda cool to noe that after all that i put in in terms of administration arh.. *i am a total flop at coms. so dun talk to me abt dat*.. it actually pays off.. so i was kinda happy abt dat.. =p so yeah!!! quite special ya.. haha.. the plaque looks really chic.. but it is of really low quality!!! *jingsheng -- i found the nail!!!* haha.. oh well.. dats dat..

*pit stop -- npcc life, you are the last team to arrive.. and i'm sorry to tell you that you have been klo'ated.. however, you will be able to stay in a fancy-schmanchy hotel in the cerebrum for as long as klo-fightsback..*

well.. dats abt it yar.. the end.. nothing much more to sae.. this was more of like an official end.. more joyous.. so i wasnt feeling the mixed feelings so much.. that came earlier on... but oh well.. thanks to everyone once more!!! stay heart'd!

*credits -- kai ye, jeremey, collin, dexter, elson, tai soon, jasper, chuan khim, jia jun, jon quek, zi yang, keson, kai jun, langston, chen tong, melvin, jia sheng, samuel, adrian, felix, charlton, junkang, lincoln, jeremy, yi ding, jon neo, ding chun, marcus, sidney, da yan, xiao ben, jia han, shan rui, yixue, edmund, philip, chao rong, cheng yen, milton, yu shu, min jie, jing sheng, yi zhi, eng kuan, ying hao, ting wei, li hao, wen wei, yuh shi, yew wai, kai rong, li xing, zhi hao, isaac, daniel, yuan lun, lim teck, yen shong, hong yi, hadi, jun yuan, yong sheng, chek wun, dr chia, alvin tan, chinese high np -- a klo production*

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:43 PM