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Friday, August 27

t.o.w. the clock tower model

yes yes.. i am back... i am not deliriated from all the studying and i am most definitely not dead... i am just very tired and am feeling really really blah.. blah! okaez.. pay attention to the title peeps! it is very revealing.. this is obviously not a good week for the ken-ken-man... reasons you shall see.. so if you have the spare time and would like to revolt ur last meal out together wif me.. read on.. woo-hew!

common tests -- okaez lar.. this is not that negative afterall.. but the papers i got back this week are... well lets see... how did i do overall arh... not too bad lar.. not that i am complaining.. but still not happy wif some subjects ya... english - a2, chinese - b3, maths - a1, a-maths - a1, chemistry - a1, physics - a2, bio - b3, geog - a1 and ssh which is not done yet.. but is tentatively set at the beautiful c grade.. so plat! you noe the sound when you are carrying the ice tray from the sink to the refrigerator and u are not careful and u spill some water on the floor.. yeah.. that sound.. plat! let's see.. english-wise.. i am so bummed abt my compo yah... schwomschischowm the compre cos im happy wif dat.. but the compo... wrong choice of question as lokelf kindly informs me abt my lack of intellect and tact in writing arugmentative essays.. *oh well*.. i must sae i sort of saw that coming lar... when i was writing.. i was like.. *what the heck am i talkin abt?* so that one came down to the wrong choice.. common tests 1 kenneth 0.. geog... like which other idiot in the entire cohort did the settlement question? **kenneth! this is why you should not try to pick chapters and this is why you should look thru the entire question and entire paper before you pick!** silly question... and what is up wif me mixing up bangalore and bangladesh.. plat! and so.. wrong choice of question two... and also... common tests 2 kenneth 0... ssh.. what a bummer.. just as i thot social studies was my chance to get something back at vivien sim.. she of course has to prove that that can never happen and proceeds to give me a *phew pheet* twenty-nine!!! blahz.. you can tell how happy i am! yeah-rite.. totally misread one question and that totally stank.. so once more.. wrong choice of question and so.. common tests 3 kenneth 0.. so in conclusion.. what is up wif me and choosing the wrong questions.. i have to tone down the anxiety and spend a few quality minutes choosing the proper question.. thats it! so anyway.. i was feeling really bummed after i got back ss yar.. so i was sulking and sinking into my river of despair and disillusion on the bus journey home.. but of course... positivity transcends into power in life.. and so i dragged my ass out of the shitty-face mode and decreed to really get back at vivien sim during the prelims.. i am sooo going to do it.. this is totally in line wif my new study motto and it is so chic~ woo hew!

clock tower model -- chs school admin sucks.. okaez.. lets take it from the top ya.. so the school's ass is in deep shit because they overbought the model and so they are trying to pitch us the idea that we as sec 4 students should buy the bloody model as a token of remembrance of our four years in chinese high.. well.. fyi honcw... if we cannot find any intangible mode of remembrance.. that we are really huge failures in ur "institutue" okaez.. so cut the crap abt that.. also.. cut the crap abt how we should help you.. ur admin makes a mistake.. you should very well admit it okaez.. and not make it look like we are total idiots because the way you go abt it really makes us look like total crap if we dun buy the bloody model.. which is really not aesthetically appealing at all! so anyway.. silly me.. i agreed to buy the stupid model and i am actually not pissed abt that you noe.. i mean like.. noharmnoschwarm.. so i elected to pay by installments.. of which the total sum is 85 buckeroos.. so im thinking.. installments.. let's see.. isnt that some term we hear wif all the electrical appliances at the fancy fair best denki, harvy noman and the others.. so im thinking.. 85 bucks.. should come down to lets sae 20++ per month over a period of four months? and how much is the first installment? 50 bucks.. yes! thats 50 no-longer-in-print notes.. 25 purples.. 10 greens.. 5 reds and one HUGE blue one... also i am so darn sure that the second installment is 35 bucks.. and just as i thot this is abt as low as the bloody school admin can stoop... they totally surprise me.. so im in the office.. wif my huge blue.. ready to pay for the model wif my first installment.. and the bloody woman tells me to come back later.. lets look at the conversation..

kenneth -- i'm here to pay for the clock tower model
bloody woman (smiles) -- okaez.. paying in full?
kenneth -- no, installment
bloody woman (frowns) -- huh.. (waves to some guy and points at me) another installment lehz..
kenneth -- (waits)...
bloody woman -- can you come back tml?

that is the end of saga one.. so i troop down loyally the next dae.. once again wif my blue in my wallet and i'm in the office.. ready for saga two.. and here it is..

kenneth -- i'm here to pay for the clock towel model
bloody woman -- paying in full?
kenneth -- no, installment
bloody woman -- oh, we dont accept installment anymore.. can you speak to DM?

what the heck is going on.. keep to your bloody promises school admin.. if you gave me the option right from the start to pay by installment.. it is only right that you carry out that promise.. i shall have you know that i was considering trying to worm my way out and cancelling the order.. but i decided that a promise is a promise and since i gave you my word through the stinky emb that i shall buy the stupid model i shall buy the stupid model.. do note that my promise was to buy the bloody model through INSTALLMENTS.. so i am going to speak to DM on mondae.. and if dat does not work out somehow.. i am NOT buying the bloody model! okaez.. stinky school admin.. you guys suck you noe dat?

shaun -- on a milder note.. shaun's father passed on yesterdae and since i am not a catholic.. i had better not preach abt what is going on and all.. but his father was a great guy ya.. very friendly and jovial and very helpful too.. he came across as a guy wif a huge heart and that has to make for something.. so to shaun.. you're a strong guy.. and i noe u'r gonna hang in there and grow form strength to strength ya.. you stay strong..

well.. dat is mainly what that has happened in this not so good week.. more stuff.. but i shant get down on myself too much.. bought teachers day cards for each of the teachers todae.. mainly because its the o level year and i think this bunch of teachers deserve a little something from me ya.. haha... came up to abt 10 bucks!.. so dats no where near cheap.. oh well.. in the words of chip.. i shall think abt it as *giving it to the world and it will come back to me* uhhuh uhhuh~ also also.. amazing race wise.. my mums are still kicking ass!!! wo-hew! they are so gonna win dis.. keep it up fat-bowling mamas!

singapore idol - okaez.. i haf decided to be my own televisionwithoutpity.com and work as *miss alli* in terms of amazing race-singapore idol recaps.. okaez.. so anyway.. its the first piano show.. which i found out the reason for the awkward naming during the show when i spotted the somewhat piano like musical instrument.. yepz.. so anyway.. andy joshua lim.. he sang mack the knife.. agree wif the judges that the entire performance was over-the-top and was kinda cheesy wif the hat fling and all... vocal-wise.. not the best obviously.. i do think that SI contestants have to stop singing songs that they cannot pull of as well as people in AI who have done it so much better.. mack the knife was aced by clay aiken.. and lets face it.. its clay aiken and the song was not vincent.. you do the ai conversion.. second was some lame guy in a fashion faux paus.. indescribly horrible.. period.. third was this 16 year old jane.. who i think did not show off her vocal range.. she seems to have power in her voice but was not reaching the octaves and when you attempt a christina aguilera song.. you haf to haf the lungs of aguilera for that.. jesse thyidor.. powerful, soulful and good.. haha.. looks to be a solid top 6 at least.. dan it was the david de cruz who was a totaly flop wif his chama-chameleon.. total crap. after dat.. it was imelda teo who was really plain jane.. or plain imelda.. whichever you decide.. david yeo did open arms and though it was no where as good as clay or corey clarke from AI.. he at least managed to pull it off.. so he didnt seem to pale in comparison... he also seems to be the mr act.cute in the show.. but that in suitable amounts is affectionately appealing.. benjamin eio was kinda hip hoppy and i thought had a good song and good performance but lacked the bang to make any statement.. dwayne was a cocky lil ass and i shall not elaborate.. oli-olinda swayed to victory wif sway fom michael buble.. something abt her voice that's kinda uniqe.. a little sultry and all.. nice.. haha.. thats abt it... also.. also.. point to note for ken lim... its *appeal to the masses*.. you do not *appeal to the mass* you cannot *appeal to the mass* you have to *appeal to the masses*.. yah yah.. and florence lian.. pls stop trying to make ludicrous statements because ppl mite not vote for oli just cos they want to see u spunk'd.. so watch it.. do not at any moment think that ppl will vote for oli because they like you and want to prevent you from shedding ur locks.. you.. unfortunately.. do not appeal to the mass or so to speak..

well.. thats kind of a long entry ya.. POP is tml.. woo hew!! i shall just go lar.. happy or unhappy is another thing.. i owe it to my sec 1s.. you guys rock!!! haha.. i'll give you guys ur present some other time ya.. also also.. i think i should shelve the friends quote thing.. cos no one except me understands and im lazy to think of any.. hmm.. its kinda late.. and i am of course behind schedule. so.. chow.. stay cool~


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