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Saturday, August 28

t.o.w. the last ra-ra

disclaimer -- kinda bored.. so i coupled the amazing race concept into this entry.. haf fun racin!

*preshow -- previously on klo-fightsback, kenneth was feeling down from the stupid clock tower model affair and was contemplating slapping the stupid woman in the office.. he, however maintained his composure and was looking forward to the passing out ceremony.. who will be klo'ated tonite?*

*credits -- dum dum dum.. dam dum dum dam dum dum (kenneth turns round, faces camera and looks all high and mighty wif his arms crossed) *

*voiceover -- this is kenneth's blog, kenneth arrives here every now and then to blog where he also eats, sleeps and mingles wif other people.. kenneth last blogged at 843pm yesterdae nite.. kenneth blogs todae at 1043 pm tonite*

well.. it was pop todae... im gonna skip the *summation-of-four-years-in-np-crap* cos i think i haf bored you enough during my past entries during the time of us handing over and all.. so lets go!!!

hahx.. im just gonna come out in the open and sae that i was contemplating not going for the pop ya... i thot i made up my mind like eons ago.. that my huge ass would not grace the occasion... haha.. you noe.. wif the negative energy and all... but you noe.. i haf alwaes been telling myself you noe.. that i need to be less self-conscious and not be so sheepish and stuff and not to worry about being ridiculed at and all.. so in total line wif that.. i decided to go larz.. also because i owe it to my sec 1s ya.. and boy did i not regret it.. haha.. im kinda proud that i went =p

*route info -- get to chinese high and change into ur uniform*

well.. the entire thing din start off well la... i was late! haha.. i was at home.. and i looked at the clock.. and i realised that it was 115 pm.. like.. what the heckofaheck! so bus was out.. i had to get in on a cab... so im out by the road at 120.. desperately trying to flag a cab... but there was none.. and there was also this huge chunkofachunk garb women in front of me.. so technically i had to wait for 2 cabs.. but of course.. i am never that lucky ya.. so by 130.. i haf no cab.. and i am freaking out cos' i was supposed to be in school at 130.. so much for planning... so.. in the end.. 65521111... do u get it? hahx.. the cab came in abt 5 mins.. and the moment i got in.. i was like *hi, im in a real rush, so if you could just go as fast as possible, that would be just great* -- poof.. that totally felt like i was in the amazing race.. *rapido, rapido.. you go fast, i give dollar.. dun let him pass us!!* that was like a momentary thought influx.. but mr driver snaps me back into the reality of the fact that i was late and i was not travelling arnd the world wif my partner and wif limited cash and wif detours and roadblocks and pit stops and all.. mr driver reminds me that i was in his cab and he is the king of his cab.. so.. he proceeds to sae.. *okaez.. i will try my best, but where exactly are you going?* well, thats kinda maluating.. blahz.. but mr driver was very good and we slammed to school in record time albeit he might haf had a hard time getting out of the school.. =p thanks mr driver!

*detour - a detour is a choice between two paras, each with its own pros and cons... in this detour, readers need to choose between *are you a pop 2004 organiser* and *are you leong wei shu* .. in *are you a pop 2004 organiser* readers need to skip the next para if they answer yes and in *are you leong wei shu*.. readers need to skip the para after next if they answer yes*

so i got in.. and much to my relief.. found everyone still changing.. so that was a huge phew! haha.. got in.. changed up and off we went to lt4.. well.. lets see lar.. the entire thing i felt.. was not as good as last year... for 2 reasons.. no. 1.. it lacked a sense of grandeur.. and no. 2.. i organised the one last year =p.. and dat it all there is to it.. haha.. no bad feelings towards chan keet, jon tan and wenwei yar.. i noe i haven been much of a help.. haha.. but you guys must understand that I organised pop 2003... so there is no way in the world that pop 2004 can be better than that since i would like to think that i am the best in everything.. that is obviously not true.. but please allow me my ten seconds of glory =p hahx.. eh.. got my membership cert and my buc plaque.. and than that was pretty much the end of the table ceremony la.. on to the the real stuff..

the last ra-ra.. took photos and all... and dan we falled in for the last time..well.. first of all.. we did buka.. which i totally was stumped abt how to do it.. you must not blame me.. i haf not done drill for an entire year.. and my bang totally sucks.. not that it has ever rocked before.. but u get the idea.. haha.. wad a disgrace... oh well.. we had some kinda evaluation.. but before that.. i must add and sae how much of a cock lws is.. to bring up dat silly cc-website fiasco on our last dae.. way to reminisce on the old times aint it.. lws.. score! so anyway.. evaluations rite... this is also the chance for me to talk abt CIs ya.. not abt whether i am becoming a CI.. but abt the CIs demselves.. the first one who approached me was lws.. and i really rather not talk abt him... he is plat! dan i think hadi came along... and heaped tons of praises on me.. *sheepishly smiles* which was kinda nice.. he is a nice guy lar.. but somes times i got irked by him.. haha.. dun mind my shit, hadi.. good luck for ur a's... daniel came along... shook on it and told me not to get bullied.. haha.. point noted.. but im just too nice arent i... lim teck.. shake it shake it.. and isaac.. who promised to visit my blog often.. *isaac!! you here?* during our 10-second long handshake.. kinda cool... kok came along.. said some nice things too.. kok to me.. is a kind of training guy.. but he is rather analytical abt situations and all..he's a good guy... despite the heavy tekans we had.. haha.. good luck for ur a's too.. din get a chance wif jun yuan... but he shall not miss out on a get at the kenneth luck.. haha.. good luck to all of ya.. after dat... got tekan'ed for one last time for old times sake.. when he asked for a number.. i muttered two.. either he did not hear or he did not choose to hear.. haha.. did dalam... which was once again a total fallapy flop.. and dan besurai'ed and woo-hew! threw our berets in the air.. had half a mind not to catch it.. but i did anyway.. was a way cool moment.. like.. that was it! the last ra-ra.. woooooo-hew!

*route info -- go to kap*
*yield used by squaddies -- withheld for 3 hours*

after dat.. spoke to my sec 1s wif jing sheng.. you guys are crazy man!!! haha.. but i had such a good time wif u guys... u guys rock so much! after dat took some pictures wif everyone here and there.. and went to kap wif jing sheng, min jie, kcr, yushu, edmund, isaac and ying hao... had an amazing time.. sat there for 3 hrs so much so that there are sores on my butt... *damn you macdonald chairs!* haha.. was kinda fun lar.. talked and talked and talked non-stop.. haha.. one more last ra-ra.. hahx =p okaez.. now time for some reflex'ions..

*road block -- a road block is a task in which only kenneth can perform. in this road block, kenneth has to thank all 4 parties who presented him wif gifts during pop 2004*

thanks to yicheng, wenwei, yinghao and the sec 1s for their gifts.. you guys rawk big time.. haha.. wenwei arh.. urs was the surprise one manz.. din expect u to give me.. haha.. but you are my s3 rock.. so it was expected yah.. haha.. thanks again.. you stay forever funky.. and mayb someday i shall stop wif the hilda thing... haha.. ying hao!!!! though u'r not my mentee ya.. haha.. you are my s2 rock... you are so ditzy and farnie.. and i get such a kick out of that.. so thanks ya.. you rawk!!! sec ones!!! you guys are the best man.. your gift is the best man.. haha.. it was so thoughtful of you guys... i am so going to make sure you get ur gifts.. haha... also also.. the last line on the back-side of the tee ya.. wad does dat imply huh... haha.. oh well.. thanks to all of u.. because i am so happy wif you guys.. i shall give all of you ur two seconds of fame by publishing ur name here.. woo hew!!

*route info -- proceed to the pit stop, the business union of chicago -- buc, the last team to arrive will be klo'ated*

buc -- i do not care if you think i am a proud ass.. haha.. it is very important to me that i talk abt it okaez.. haha.. rite.. best unit cadet.. woo hew!!! haha.. well.. wad exactly haf i done to warrant that huh... let me blow u away.. haha.. passing out parade 2003, year end party 2004 , pre-inauguration preparation 2004, sec 1 camp 2004, ss division, sec 1 squad.. enough nots! haha.. okaez lar.. cannot be too xiao zhang ya.. but its kinda cool to noe that after all that i put in in terms of administration arh.. *i am a total flop at coms. so dun talk to me abt dat*.. it actually pays off.. so i was kinda happy abt dat.. =p so yeah!!! quite special ya.. haha.. the plaque looks really chic.. but it is of really low quality!!! *jingsheng -- i found the nail!!!* haha.. oh well.. dats dat..

*pit stop -- npcc life, you are the last team to arrive.. and i'm sorry to tell you that you have been klo'ated.. however, you will be able to stay in a fancy-schmanchy hotel in the cerebrum for as long as klo-fightsback..*

well.. dats abt it yar.. the end.. nothing much more to sae.. this was more of like an official end.. more joyous.. so i wasnt feeling the mixed feelings so much.. that came earlier on... but oh well.. thanks to everyone once more!!! stay heart'd!

*credits -- kai ye, jeremey, collin, dexter, elson, tai soon, jasper, chuan khim, jia jun, jon quek, zi yang, keson, kai jun, langston, chen tong, melvin, jia sheng, samuel, adrian, felix, charlton, junkang, lincoln, jeremy, yi ding, jon neo, ding chun, marcus, sidney, da yan, xiao ben, jia han, shan rui, yixue, edmund, philip, chao rong, cheng yen, milton, yu shu, min jie, jing sheng, yi zhi, eng kuan, ying hao, ting wei, li hao, wen wei, yuh shi, yew wai, kai rong, li xing, zhi hao, isaac, daniel, yuan lun, lim teck, yen shong, hong yi, hadi, jun yuan, yong sheng, chek wun, dr chia, alvin tan, chinese high np -- a klo production*

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:43 PM

Friday, August 27

t.o.w. the clock tower model

yes yes.. i am back... i am not deliriated from all the studying and i am most definitely not dead... i am just very tired and am feeling really really blah.. blah! okaez.. pay attention to the title peeps! it is very revealing.. this is obviously not a good week for the ken-ken-man... reasons you shall see.. so if you have the spare time and would like to revolt ur last meal out together wif me.. read on.. woo-hew!

common tests -- okaez lar.. this is not that negative afterall.. but the papers i got back this week are... well lets see... how did i do overall arh... not too bad lar.. not that i am complaining.. but still not happy wif some subjects ya... english - a2, chinese - b3, maths - a1, a-maths - a1, chemistry - a1, physics - a2, bio - b3, geog - a1 and ssh which is not done yet.. but is tentatively set at the beautiful c grade.. so plat! you noe the sound when you are carrying the ice tray from the sink to the refrigerator and u are not careful and u spill some water on the floor.. yeah.. that sound.. plat! let's see.. english-wise.. i am so bummed abt my compo yah... schwomschischowm the compre cos im happy wif dat.. but the compo... wrong choice of question as lokelf kindly informs me abt my lack of intellect and tact in writing arugmentative essays.. *oh well*.. i must sae i sort of saw that coming lar... when i was writing.. i was like.. *what the heck am i talkin abt?* so that one came down to the wrong choice.. common tests 1 kenneth 0.. geog... like which other idiot in the entire cohort did the settlement question? **kenneth! this is why you should not try to pick chapters and this is why you should look thru the entire question and entire paper before you pick!** silly question... and what is up wif me mixing up bangalore and bangladesh.. plat! and so.. wrong choice of question two... and also... common tests 2 kenneth 0... ssh.. what a bummer.. just as i thot social studies was my chance to get something back at vivien sim.. she of course has to prove that that can never happen and proceeds to give me a *phew pheet* twenty-nine!!! blahz.. you can tell how happy i am! yeah-rite.. totally misread one question and that totally stank.. so once more.. wrong choice of question and so.. common tests 3 kenneth 0.. so in conclusion.. what is up wif me and choosing the wrong questions.. i have to tone down the anxiety and spend a few quality minutes choosing the proper question.. thats it! so anyway.. i was feeling really bummed after i got back ss yar.. so i was sulking and sinking into my river of despair and disillusion on the bus journey home.. but of course... positivity transcends into power in life.. and so i dragged my ass out of the shitty-face mode and decreed to really get back at vivien sim during the prelims.. i am sooo going to do it.. this is totally in line wif my new study motto and it is so chic~ woo hew!

clock tower model -- chs school admin sucks.. okaez.. lets take it from the top ya.. so the school's ass is in deep shit because they overbought the model and so they are trying to pitch us the idea that we as sec 4 students should buy the bloody model as a token of remembrance of our four years in chinese high.. well.. fyi honcw... if we cannot find any intangible mode of remembrance.. that we are really huge failures in ur "institutue" okaez.. so cut the crap abt that.. also.. cut the crap abt how we should help you.. ur admin makes a mistake.. you should very well admit it okaez.. and not make it look like we are total idiots because the way you go abt it really makes us look like total crap if we dun buy the bloody model.. which is really not aesthetically appealing at all! so anyway.. silly me.. i agreed to buy the stupid model and i am actually not pissed abt that you noe.. i mean like.. noharmnoschwarm.. so i elected to pay by installments.. of which the total sum is 85 buckeroos.. so im thinking.. installments.. let's see.. isnt that some term we hear wif all the electrical appliances at the fancy fair best denki, harvy noman and the others.. so im thinking.. 85 bucks.. should come down to lets sae 20++ per month over a period of four months? and how much is the first installment? 50 bucks.. yes! thats 50 no-longer-in-print notes.. 25 purples.. 10 greens.. 5 reds and one HUGE blue one... also i am so darn sure that the second installment is 35 bucks.. and just as i thot this is abt as low as the bloody school admin can stoop... they totally surprise me.. so im in the office.. wif my huge blue.. ready to pay for the model wif my first installment.. and the bloody woman tells me to come back later.. lets look at the conversation..

kenneth -- i'm here to pay for the clock tower model
bloody woman (smiles) -- okaez.. paying in full?
kenneth -- no, installment
bloody woman (frowns) -- huh.. (waves to some guy and points at me) another installment lehz..
kenneth -- (waits)...
bloody woman -- can you come back tml?

that is the end of saga one.. so i troop down loyally the next dae.. once again wif my blue in my wallet and i'm in the office.. ready for saga two.. and here it is..

kenneth -- i'm here to pay for the clock towel model
bloody woman -- paying in full?
kenneth -- no, installment
bloody woman -- oh, we dont accept installment anymore.. can you speak to DM?

what the heck is going on.. keep to your bloody promises school admin.. if you gave me the option right from the start to pay by installment.. it is only right that you carry out that promise.. i shall have you know that i was considering trying to worm my way out and cancelling the order.. but i decided that a promise is a promise and since i gave you my word through the stinky emb that i shall buy the stupid model i shall buy the stupid model.. do note that my promise was to buy the bloody model through INSTALLMENTS.. so i am going to speak to DM on mondae.. and if dat does not work out somehow.. i am NOT buying the bloody model! okaez.. stinky school admin.. you guys suck you noe dat?

shaun -- on a milder note.. shaun's father passed on yesterdae and since i am not a catholic.. i had better not preach abt what is going on and all.. but his father was a great guy ya.. very friendly and jovial and very helpful too.. he came across as a guy wif a huge heart and that has to make for something.. so to shaun.. you're a strong guy.. and i noe u'r gonna hang in there and grow form strength to strength ya.. you stay strong..

well.. dat is mainly what that has happened in this not so good week.. more stuff.. but i shant get down on myself too much.. bought teachers day cards for each of the teachers todae.. mainly because its the o level year and i think this bunch of teachers deserve a little something from me ya.. haha... came up to abt 10 bucks!.. so dats no where near cheap.. oh well.. in the words of chip.. i shall think abt it as *giving it to the world and it will come back to me* uhhuh uhhuh~ also also.. amazing race wise.. my mums are still kicking ass!!! wo-hew! they are so gonna win dis.. keep it up fat-bowling mamas!

singapore idol - okaez.. i haf decided to be my own televisionwithoutpity.com and work as *miss alli* in terms of amazing race-singapore idol recaps.. okaez.. so anyway.. its the first piano show.. which i found out the reason for the awkward naming during the show when i spotted the somewhat piano like musical instrument.. yepz.. so anyway.. andy joshua lim.. he sang mack the knife.. agree wif the judges that the entire performance was over-the-top and was kinda cheesy wif the hat fling and all... vocal-wise.. not the best obviously.. i do think that SI contestants have to stop singing songs that they cannot pull of as well as people in AI who have done it so much better.. mack the knife was aced by clay aiken.. and lets face it.. its clay aiken and the song was not vincent.. you do the ai conversion.. second was some lame guy in a fashion faux paus.. indescribly horrible.. period.. third was this 16 year old jane.. who i think did not show off her vocal range.. she seems to have power in her voice but was not reaching the octaves and when you attempt a christina aguilera song.. you haf to haf the lungs of aguilera for that.. jesse thyidor.. powerful, soulful and good.. haha.. looks to be a solid top 6 at least.. dan it was the david de cruz who was a totaly flop wif his chama-chameleon.. total crap. after dat.. it was imelda teo who was really plain jane.. or plain imelda.. whichever you decide.. david yeo did open arms and though it was no where as good as clay or corey clarke from AI.. he at least managed to pull it off.. so he didnt seem to pale in comparison... he also seems to be the mr act.cute in the show.. but that in suitable amounts is affectionately appealing.. benjamin eio was kinda hip hoppy and i thought had a good song and good performance but lacked the bang to make any statement.. dwayne was a cocky lil ass and i shall not elaborate.. oli-olinda swayed to victory wif sway fom michael buble.. something abt her voice that's kinda uniqe.. a little sultry and all.. nice.. haha.. thats abt it... also.. also.. point to note for ken lim... its *appeal to the masses*.. you do not *appeal to the mass* you cannot *appeal to the mass* you have to *appeal to the masses*.. yah yah.. and florence lian.. pls stop trying to make ludicrous statements because ppl mite not vote for oli just cos they want to see u spunk'd.. so watch it.. do not at any moment think that ppl will vote for oli because they like you and want to prevent you from shedding ur locks.. you.. unfortunately.. do not appeal to the mass or so to speak..

well.. thats kind of a long entry ya.. POP is tml.. woo hew!! i shall just go lar.. happy or unhappy is another thing.. i owe it to my sec 1s.. you guys rock!!! haha.. i'll give you guys ur present some other time ya.. also also.. i think i should shelve the friends quote thing.. cos no one except me understands and im lazy to think of any.. hmm.. its kinda late.. and i am of course behind schedule. so.. chow.. stay cool~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:48 PM

Friday, August 20

t.o.w. i need to stop slackin'

arghx.. i am a chao slacker!

why.. it is evident.. totally! so its mondae.. and brendan gives me a wake up call.. well not literally a *wake-up* call... but enough to jolt me to the reality of the fact that the exams are soooooo arnd the corner.. lets see.. prelims are in about 3.5 weeks time.. and the Os are in about 7 weeks time? well.. wad is up wif the world and it moving so quickly? it was like *oh.. the Os are eons away*, *oh.. long way more*... well they are obviously not that long away anymore.. which is good to a certain extent also.. because that just means that in about 10 weeks time.. i shall be baskin' on the sunny coasts of florida.. uhhuh uhhuh~ back to topic... but i totally need to get cracking.. anyway.. im in my computer working hard *f.q - joey : so, i'm in my map* to get my revix'ion schedule out for the prelims.. because breeandan told me.. we have abt 3 daes to study each sub before the prelims.. and dat is not too good huh... considering i am way off.. so anyway.. the wonderful schedule is all set and i was so ready to begin on wednesday.. *f.q. - joey : mondae, onedae. tuesdae, twodae. wednesday, when when? friday, fourthdae!* but of course.. we all noe that no one plan goes in accordance to schedule.. but how can my plan fail on the first dae itself? like.. what the heckofaheck! i din get any revision done on wednesdae.. did two miserable chaps on thursdae and here i am blogging todae! blahz.. i need to sync' into the zone man... c'mon! -- so in light of my abyssmal diligence.. i shall adopt a new motivational tagline during this exams-are-so-coming-to-kick-your-ass-time.. wah-pa! you can find the tagline on the header.. where the old one used to be..

reality tv.. wahpa! my bowling mums kick ass.. (well, they alwaes do when it comes to eating) and o'sama"marosa is out.. hallehhhhhluuuuuuujah! okaez.. shant elaborate further.. singapore idol-wise.. it is official.. the judges haf won their first point on the kenneth-like-o-meter.. so its 1-2 to the judges.. well.. they deserve it.. given that they were no longer as cynical and actually managed to be sarcastic instead of crude.. also because the contestants are.. blah! *f.q. - chandler : i'm blah? whats blah?* okaez.. i noe the editting was set in such a way to provide the make-believe illusion that tons of people forgot their lyrics.. but even so.. a substantial amount of people did the prerequisite! okaez.. that is usually the bane-boon round.. the solo singing in rd 3 of rd 2.. most people flop there anyway.. but the number that SI has... is ridiculous.. so yupz.. anyway.. wad the hell is a piano show? and to quote florence lian -- whats up wif dat? also.. i do think that SI heavily favours AI cult followers.. on the wings of love? fame? for the l0ngest time? now.. wads up wif dat! they are all AI-themed songs wad.. oh well..

haha.. the war goes on... though we have left... but we haf obviously done well enough to fuel the war for a long time.. me at least... hahx.. *for good or for bad, we shall not decide. for we shall not look back once and regret* haha.. but its farnie though... i m obviously already in one camp.. and i am so coming to get you.. you short swine... you do haf a grace period of being a nice guy once more.. since i haf to take my Os.. no time for you toot.. so u just wait!!

i am so in love wif lokelf now... haha.. she keeps praising me! not that i can help it~.. hahx.. okaez.. i shall not get too cocky for my ass... but i worked hard okaez.. haha.. from term one arh.. when i was like ten cents worth of an english disaster.. to here.. hahx.. i am so connected... must thank loke for motivating me man. wif her shuddering and all.. =p

also also.. i think that french and spanish are very cool languages.. i shall learn dem in the future...hmm.. wad else is there to blog abt... cant think of anything.. except that friends is on for another 3 more epis... dats a relief.. but it is still sad.. boo hoo hoo~ anyway.. anyone who sees friends season 10 in shops arh.. tell me kaez... i am swarming down wif my 190 buck dividen to buy dem.. whooo~ that all... stay susilo'ed

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:30 PM

Monday, August 16

t.o.w. all the prompts

whoo.. watchu' wan.. baby i got it.. whoo!

if you cannot already tell.. i am in a good mood todae.. probably because my oral exams are over!!! goodbye orals!!! no more orals for the entire remaining length of education...whoo! i am hyper todae.. wah pa!

oral exams -- the 1st of the d-days... well.. lets see.. i was surprisingly calm throughout the entire day.. u noe.. in school... played badminton in which we totally rebelled against ram and i am feeling sooo good.. *nods* and dan having lessons and all... the panicky fever never really set it.. no idea why.. dats good though.. so was in the containment room... and it would be my turn next.. so i decided to go stand by the window and look at the luscious green leafy trees.. *f.q. - phoebe : guys, also good.. but what we were looking for is leafy.. leafy* and i just stood there admiring the greenery.. dan it was my turn.. okaez.. THIS was when the angsty feverish panicky zonal mode crept in... i was reading the passage.. and i realised.. it is not easy! haha.. some farnie words here and there... rosette.. i think i heard it before somewhere somehow.. so i think i got it rite... and just.. a lot of end consenants that you noe.. were kinda tricky to read in concession... i read it once.. and decided to come back later.. and flipped over and wah pa! some walk-a-thon kinda crap dat totally freaked me out!!! no idea why... but i found my GENERAL IDEA.. and dat was family/friends bonding on this hot day at the walk-a-thon... so yeah.. dan sarah foo told me time was up.. and i had to go sit my butt on the other chair.. and i had only read the passage once! how could i pull it out now!!! so i was sitting... and the door slides open and bon bon comes out.. and i go in.. i was all prepared for my "good afternoon mams" and i stepped in to see a female and a male.. and not oni that.. a caucasian male.. i totally flipped out.. forgot to put on my no. 1 smile and managed a feeble good afternoon... oh well.. the reading was okaez... fumbled on one part... otherwise.. i think i did pretty ok... thank god.. picture and conversation.. what is the matter with the both of you! you little predator-look-a-like and i-can-fit-you-in-my-pocket-women *f.q. -- rachael : she's cute.. you could fit her in your pocket!* (do note that i am not implying that the x'aminer was cute)... back to context.. but they kept asking me questions!!! i'm pretty worried about my picture now.. wad crap! like.. lets see... 5 questions for the picture and 5 questions for the conver.. dat cant be good.. can it? *this is of course a feeble attempt to get people to comfort me and tell me that all is still well*

athens 2004 -- whoo.. the olympics are in session! ahahx... despite the display of the many sports in the olympics.. i really am only following team singapore's progress, the tennis realm and the swimming kick-you-in-the-ass-competition... stayed up to watch ronald susilo win his match against lin dan.. found it so funny.. the way they built up the match you noe.. "singapore vs world no. 1".. enough drama-rama already... but he won!! so yeah.. win a medal susilo! tennis.. nothing much to report.. except that henin-hardenne is back and she is looking good... also.. the entire colour scheme of the tennis stadium sucks.. can there be more blue? in terms of swimming.. go phelps! beat thorpe tonite!!! i haf money on ya! also.. the opening ceremony was waaaaay nice.. the elegance and the grandure really set the tone.. i do think its a shove-you-up-your-ass-attempt by greece to shut the world up about its late completion of the arenas and all.. oh well.. international friendships... if we decree so..

friends -- people are telling me the last epi is the one after next and i am refusing to belive it.. i shall check up the website later... how can it end so soon!!!! it cannot... marta kauffman, kevin s.bright and david crane... if you bungle the ending.. i will kill you.. anyway.. im going about my life in hope that the friends will one day reunite in someway... be it on the joey show.. or a friends movie.. do not take this disillusion away from me! which brings us to the *f.q*s... if you have been paying attention to this entry... we shall begin our reminsce of our beloved friends with *friends' quotes* that i shall inject into each entry.. haha... dun bother about me! im just trying to ease the pain of the approaching end of the friends' run.. boo.hoo.hoo.

hmm.. thats abt all... nemo wans another physics paper.. samsung wans his maths paper.. so i think i need to go start on dem.. oh well.. good luck for ur oral peeps~ stay olympia'ed

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:09 PM

Thursday, August 12

t.o.w. the yode to pm goh

rite... im blogging on short notice here... have to leave at 10 for the apprentice and its 923.. so lets go!!! plus i haf not touched my physics prelim paper yet and nemo wans it tml.. i am so screwed.. oh well.. back to blogging.. about tv shows! i have not talked abt dem in a long time..

rite.. anyway.. epi 2 of singapore idol... finally.. the producers haf yelded to the call for the better auditions... anyway.. not that im biased or anything... but we had a japanese-born, american-born, african-american-born, and a philippines-born that totally aced the auditions.. so how singaporean is singapore idol... which by the way.. is really weird... given that everyone goes by the format of "country X"an idol.. u noe.. american idol, malaysian idol, ukranian idol and so on... so.. funnily enuf... with our very own unique brand of the english language.. its singapore idol! anyway... give it up for mr. banana man for totally shoving ken lim up his sad behind... you noe.. he frowns so much.. that i am so sure his arse is totally frowning too.. though i do not know how that will work out.. but totally! meanwhile.. in the ages of positivity where humanity runs amok wif a plethora of smiles... dick lee is still a dickhead.. florence *ah* lian is morphing into a total paula and ryan douglas is still rawkin.. contestants wise.. the solitaire guy, shakira guy, huge afro girl and lanky blonde all were great.. not to forget our *somewhere over the rainbow* lass... who did not pull a banana mask over kim locke's number.. good on ya lass.. and so.. in the likes of my world.. it is now contestants 2 judges 0... hmm.. i wonder if i should keep doing this.. oh well~

amazing race is still amazing of course.. jerry bruckheimer is totally chic'ing.. anyway.. mah bowling mamas overcame the adversity and totally bummed their way back into the game.. mah chip and kim are also improving.. and i haf re-taken my liking to brrrrrrrrrrreaaaaadan and nicole.. for being a team that is totally cohesive and all... on the other hand.. collin and christie are totally irking me.. cocky lil bastards.. did u see collin's face when phil told him he was number one... blahz.. i hope his engine dies or something in a really ulu road and i shall laugh my funky behind off... meanwhile.. the show is still farnie and im still enjoying it.. keep it up bruck'!

rite.. anyway.. it was 750pm.. and mah family was tuning in to the new pm's swearing-in.. actually... i dun really like hsien loong lar.. he does not look as benovelent as mah favourite pm goh.. who shall alwaes be THE pm in my eyes.. but who noes u noe... when he took over lky.. people were equally skeptical rite... so lets see... anyway.. the entire *solemn* affair was so comical okaez.. the four of us just totally ridiculed and joked abt every little thing... from nardan's appearance to ho chin's get-up to the *i-would-like-to-dedicate-by-arse-to-hsien-loong-on-this-day* woman who presented the pm-inducting scroll.. hahx.. btw.. find me to hear about a real farnie story of ho chin from my mum... its totally hilarious but for fear of my blog being put down by lee boon yang.. i shall not talk abt it.. hahx... so anyway... pm goh.. you'll always be my favourite pm.. (although for most of my life.. you were my only pm).. who is always happy and smiling and totally like.. the tallest pm ever.. *hint -- a certain ex-in/charge of the world cup 2010 dream will never get there* =P

enough abt shows... wad else.. lets see... rite.. in a total vote of thanks to mak.. thanks for doing the class page yar.. BUT... how in the world can u cut out my hair... my face is so big you can see every single pore and follicle on my face! scale it down! give me my hair!!! ur msn msg saes u'll be back at 1030... i am so going to slice you apart until you GIVE ME MY HAIR! other than that.. the entire thing is totally chic.. you did a great job.. or perhaps im just saying this in a feeble attempt to get my hair back in the picture in which im sure you had a great deal of fun slicing off... so be a dear..

hmmm.. dats abt all.. i need to call jing sheng now... are we totally in on ikea tml? hahx.. stay taggy~

p.s. -- my bloggies list is still really pathethic.. if ur link is not up there.. you go to my tag box.. and tag it down! i will not miss ur chic blog!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:24 PM

Wednesday, August 11

t.o.w. the singapore idol premier

lalala~ the common tests are over... okaez.. there is still chinese paper 1 ya.. but i shall take it as any other zuo wen writing practice and i shant bother...

hmm.. lets do a little reflec'xion... the sciences suck... in decreasing magnitude of derranged crappiness - chem, physics, bio.. the maths suck... the humans suck.. yes.. geog included... and the languages suck! so everything sucks... oh well... expected rite.. but still... blahx... nvm.. its a life experience!.. haha... it shall hence forth motivate me to do so much better for the prelims and the Os... anyway.. i haf decided that i was not logistically prepared for the cts... my files are in a state of disrepair and my papers are all astrewn in my cluttered room... as such... i am gonna get it sorted out dis weekend man.... so even though i slacked the entire national dae weekend.. i shall finish this week with a bit of a break in which i shall watch my lotr-rotk and mona lisa smile wif mah favourite julia roberts... and dan sort out all my colour-coded files.. uhhuh uhhuh... at the end of the week.. i shall haf nine files that are totally comprehensive and all..

anyway.. i think im falling sick... i was like sneezing and wheezing thru out the entire two papers todae... and dan my head felt so heavy and all during maths that i just could not think.. so at 10am.. wif another half an hour to go.. i just sat there and stoned... tried to think lar.. but buey sai man.. oh well.. i suspect a maths is a total goner... blahx.. i took mah panadol flu and slept from 3 to 630... uhhuh uhhuh~ feeling so much better now... i shall take another one before i sleep later... i do not wan to get sick dis week... blahx.. my poor nose.. its all red and sore from the intense ah-chooing... in lieu of this sad plight of mine.. i thought up of this interesting poem-like song.. haha.. enjoy~~

question one question two, ah-choo!
question three question four, many many more
question five question six, im feelin so sick
question seven question eight, dead dead dead
question nine question ten, jia lat man!

~ its so chic rite... hahx =P

anyway... i went to bt plaza wif nard, kcr and dino... ate at the food court.. which is really farnie that we went all the way there to do so.. oh well... anyway.. for everyone's information.. duck noodles is officially my favourite food.. i shall now be a total duck noodle connosieur and go to places trying out their wares in hope of getting to the best duck noodle in our little sunny island.. hmm.. so the duck noodle from the food court at bt plaza.. registers abt a 7 lar.. it was quite ok.. but still no where compared to the 8 at casuarina... yupz.. haha... lalala.. so anyway.. if u noe of any good places that sells duck noodles.. do tell me.. haha...

rite.. i think people are expecting that i shall blog about singapore idol rite... well.. i shant disappoint you.. so i shall... haha.. hmm.. lets kick off wif the fact that i do not like the judges.. okaez.. the ex-rock guy is pretty okaez.. dick lee is a total dickhead... florence *ah* lian is showing early signs of the *paula-abdulism*.. i sometimes wonder if paula will be able to get a single word out if she is to go first.. and can that ken guy get any grumpier.. so in short.. the judges suck.. i mean.. its a fine line between snide remarks that totally hurt in which simon cowell is the total master at... and silly comments that reflects the judges' rude personalities.. the contestants on the other hand.. i think are totally chic... hands up.. those who think the spunky "fame" girl will do really really well.. i mean.. her voice is pretty solid.. and she has an interesting personality... hmm.. but the producers are focusing waaaay to much on the lousy auditions.. c'mon people! we wan to hear the good guys... so anyway.. contestants 1 judges 0... the second epi is about to start.. so lets see how things go...

national dae... happy birthday singapore... i would like to add that the home remix was totally chic.. and i would also like to add that i am using the word chic way too often.. lolx..

wad else.. lets see... oh yar.. people who have a problem wif wad i blog about.. should really stop reading and click the little x at the corner arh... it is my blog.. not urs.. and i am deeply sorry that you are unable to impose your overwhelming control over it.. also.. i would like to add.. that my blog is for MY relaxation purpose and the general merriment for the people who would like to read it.. as such.. the entire blog is really about me and how i define it.. and that is again.. totally my decision.. again.. apologies for you not being able to make decisions on this matter.. im sure you feel really out of place since you are so *out of your element* the moment you do not get to decide on things.. anyway.. you should noe who you are wad.. and you have been told many a time to get out... you can check back wif past entries and all... blahz..

btw.. my house is totally dysfunctional.. so it all started wif my dining room light conking out... we had it out for like 2 weeks.. and dan when it came back on after repair.. in less dan 3 hours.. our living room light bonged... and it is still bonged... also.. my shower hose is totally broken.. and the water pressure is as low as well.. its just really low lar.. haha... so wad is wrong wif my hse!! 11 years we have been here.. it still looks good though.. hahx...

well.. dats abt it.. duno wad else to write.. except that i once again do not like that ken lim and bravo to banana men for standing up to him like a.. well.. like a banana! go figure! little droopy spec'ed ken lim should just go home... dick lee's dickheadness.. i can stand.. florence's lian'ness.. is also tolerable.. but his negative energy is totally unwanted.. its his first idol season too wad.. how much does he noe... get out you toot!! the motivation for all contestants should now really be to inject a positive vibe into this show! dats all guys.. stay idolized~

shoutout: i think french is totally chic~ phoebe totally chic'ed me into it! *jue mah plen!*

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 7:59 PM

Sunday, August 8

t.o.w. the video ezy concept

im back! with a vengence... ok.. maybe not vengence... but im back! back from where.. you may ask.. well.. fyi... i have been having tons of trbl wif my router... thanks to papa and tiff.. its rectified and we are back in line wif the world.. wah-pa! fasten ur seat belts.. get ur motion sickness pills and fluff up ur paper bag... its a long entry!!!

*te daah dah daah dah daah dah dah da da* -- the opening credits

rite.. so anyway... this couple of days has been nice.. very relaxing and enjoyable.. lets see...

friday, national day parade in school -- quite okaez.. went down early for a last word wif the supporting con.. and my sec 1s.. wished dem luck and went up to enjoy the parade... it was definitely good... credit to isaac and the pcs'... shoutout to isaac: *dun doubt urself dude.. keep in line wif ur beliefs and rawk on!!* my sec 1s were totally rawkin like nobodys' business.. they were so welded into the supporting con that you could not tell the difference okaez.. so they were good... goh had a small screw-up.. but thats fine.. i guess... we are no perfectionist ya... haha.. so i think it was a great effort on dis guys... totally redeemed our fallopy flop as GOH two years ago.. oh well... anyway... to dexter, xiao ben, jia han, tai soon, chuan khim, jon neo and jasper.. u guys were great.. keep it up and help ur squaddies wif their drill kaez... u guys rawk.. uhhuh uhhuh~

friday, national day celebs -- hmm.. dis is the first time im watching the celebs since sec 1 i think... otherwise we just came in late from the parade.. oh well.. i thot the pck and mr kiasu skit was rather comical yet corny.. the pck guy is good yar... the kiasu is just two peices of crap... ok.. mayb one peice... i do not like him and his china accent and his overbearing acts.. go home u toot... otherwise... the entire thing is quite ok lar.. albeit the horribly out of tune singing from *ah-hem ah-hem*... it was okaez.. haha..i think the harmonics from the 3 4k guys are good... the power, the sultry and the soulful.. its a nice combi.. great acoustics from dat... hmm.. wad else.. okaez.. yvonne perreira.. i think.. is dat how u spell it? she is supposed to be some guest singer yar.. but the entire thing was very sad lar.. she came in.. sang.. got a bouquet of flowers.. and left wifout any hullaballo abt her presence.. guest singer.. okaez.. if u sae so.. more like a carabet perfomance if u ask me.. but oh well...

*jennifer for the olympics* -- commericals

friday, the village -- rite.. anyway... 9 of us... daniel, ron, brendan, aston, jin rui, chao rong, nard, dawei and myself.. bummed down to lido to get our tix to the village.. reached there in time for the 1030 show.. and successfully smuggled our "the-cinema-does-not-allow-u-because-u-are-purchased-from-other-premises" food and gapped into our seats... so we watched the show.. lalala.. which i must sae is quite good lar.. i mean.. jin rui and aston didnt like it.. haha.. but wads not to like.. i think its a very clever play of the plot.. very wise indeed.. shall check up this m.night.shayamalan.. and see wad other work he has.. hmm.. so anyway... unlike some people.. i shant spoil the plot for ppl who have not watched it.. but heres a little literary review lar... which can be easily surfaced as long as you bother to think about it... so i do not understand why some ppl label this show as a "thinker" and how you should not watch it if you do not think -- wad an insult.. so anyway... again.. here is a literary review.. and it is a literary review.. unlike some ppl.. who claim their excerpt is a literary review when it really is just a silly recap in which you would be far better off reading any magazine review.. rite.. so here goes.. hmm.. basically.. i think shayamalan wove the story very intricately lar.. to reveal some.. and withhold a little at a time.. cleverly using the foreshadowing technique.. so anyway.. it really reflects wad people feel about society.. drugs, prositution.. and how money is really the root of all evil.. and the people's unwillingness to expose themselves to the likes of society and the extent of the things they will do to get there.. and really.. i think... most of all.. just shows the fear that these people haf.. its a interesting play on the phrase *fear of*... and wad is it they really fear.. so yah.. i guess.. it was a nice story in dat sense.. dat you could totally just sink into that kinda atmosphere and just soak it all in... very clever play on the plot as i said before.. but no spoilers.. so.. yup.. dats abt it.. of course.. the spooky scenes were indeed spooky.. and it did not help that we were surrounded wif groups of screeching girls.. who totally raised the spook-o-meter.. haha.. and since it was national day celebs' in school.. when the lights came on.. we realised almost everyone was in red.. haha... freaky...

friday, bumming arnd -- after the movie.. we were really cute... the nine of us.. were tramping down orchard.. imposing our presence on the entire arena and just enjoying ourselves.. so we went into cine... in hope of finding lanes for bowling... which we did not... went into heeren.. in hope of finding food... which we did not.. went to taka.. in hope of finding cheap bargains at crystal jade.. which we did not.. and ended up eating at the food court.. anyway.. disclaimer guys.. *do not ever buy the duck noodle from the foodcourt in taka.. its 3 parts fat and 1 part noodle.. which means there is no meat at all* after dat.. we kinda broked up... ron, dan and brendan wanted out.. aston went off.. so the rest of us traipsed down to bp plaza to bowl.. respectable score.. 101 and 111.. haha.. im deproving!!! oh well.. saw dis cute boy there.. that we made out to be less dan 10 years old.. and he was pretty good at bowling.. same style as me i think.. cant remember.. but no hooks.. and just really banking on having the ball enter the pocket from the side to take out the head pin and the number 5 pin... yup.. finished wif that and went to nard's house... shoutout to nard *use ur silly pull-up bar.. if u dun.. give it to me.. i do not want to have to put up wif ram's nonsense any longer*.. rite.. we played mahjong like the pros.. okaez.. bernard is a pro.. and so is chaorong (in a way) and dawei and jin rui are pretty good.. and myself.. of course.. under the tutelage of mama.. am a total pro at it.. haha.. ended up winning 10 cents.. uhhuh uhhuh~ problem wif me sometimes.. is dat i am a little too ambitious.. haha.. as jin rui saes.. *one in the hand is better than two in the bush*.. hmm.. i shall play by dat little phrase in the future.. watched mah happy fish at his house.. and may i pls shoutout dat.. *liu ailian is a total b**ch and liu haisheng is a total b**tard.. dodo.. almost qualifies too.. mainly because of her terrible marge (from the simpsons) hairdo* rite.. haha.. after dat.. had dinner and went home wif jin rui in a cab wif the most abrasive cab driver i haf ever encountered.. blahz..

*visit da jie's blog todae!* -- more commercials

saturday -- i am totally revelating at the oppourtune to sleep! slept at 11pm on fridae nite.. woke up at 9am... slept at 230pm.. woke at 430pm... i am so getting back at u.. zhou gong.. muahaha..

queer eye for the straight guy -- hmm.. dis is a nice show.. introduced by miss tiffany aka da jie... basically the show is abt 5 gay guys remaking this straight guy's life lar.. his image.. his house and so on.. each of the gay guys are in charge of one section.. like fashion.. grooming... culture... fine dine.. and interior design... the show is so cranky.. everyone is so silly wif their little comical antics... the show is farnie yar... plus the interior designs are so good.. basically.. this is a corny show... haha.. but it gives u a good luff so its a great stress facet... yupz...

video ezy -- i think the entire concept of renting vcds is totally chic! like.. wah-pah!.. hahx..i mean.. i noe such a concept exists lar.. but i never knew it was so cheap.. haha.. i mean like.. 3 vcds for 12 bucks.. i think thats very reasonable.. so i borrowed lotr to watch.. haha.. and i watched it like.. for the entire age of sundae.. hmm..its a very nice show.. haha.. but of course.. it is indeed passe.. and blogging abt it would not be apt.. so.. i shall just leave it as that... i think.. *these tooty actors need to speak wif clearer articulation! i cannot make out wad they are saying*.. so anyway.. back to the renting of vcds.. i haf decided that i shall do it really frequent in the hols.. so i can watch tons of movies that i missed out on in the ast 2 years... which is a lot... rite.. haha.. it feels nice to be a member of video ezy.. *its so easy!*..ok.. dat is totally corny.. but oh well..

*catch the amazing race this wednesday! 8pm on axn and 10pm on 5* -- even more commercials

okaez.. i dun really haf much to talk abt.. and i am rather tired from sleeping the entire day.. wad a horrible irony.. but it is true... anyway.. i just converted to xp... so im just fiddling about wif it todae... gonna pia maths tml.. and geog on tuesdae.. may the power be wif me.. uhhuh-uhhuh... may the headache that totally blasted me out earlier todae be gone.... and to quote miss phoebe buffay *i invite you to count the colours in your bedroom.. except you.. you go away* tataz.. stay amazing~

*go jenny go go go* -- credits

p.s. -- i haf decided to alter the naming of my blog titles in wake of the impending end of friends.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:39 PM

Thursday, August 5

common tests

wad a sedate title... its really because the word 'tired' has been totally redefined into new perimeters wif the mass onslaught of the cts... like how further tired can i actually get... blahx.. lets see...

saturdae -- decided that i would start geog and so started at abt 11pm and did 2 chaps till 2.

sundae -- woke up at 7.. did my geog.. went for tuition.. did my geog... dinner.. did my geog... and dan went on to a super physics marathon that lasted all of 5 and half hours... slept at 240.

mondae -- woke at 6.. physics cts.. geog cts.. went home.. slept for 45 mins.. chem'med and histor'ied... slept at 230.

tuesdae -- woke at 6.. chem cts.. history cts.. went home... bio'ed and slept at 2.

wednesdae -- woke at 6.. chinese cts.. bio cts.. went home.. slept for an hour and math'ed till 2..

so in other words... in 5 daes.. i haf slept for a grand total of about 20 hours.. which means about 4 hours each nite.. and so the highly acclaimed k lo song should now be --

4 hours in 4 daes of sleep
the eyebags rising and im slipping asleep
i think im falling in love wif the bloody cts
yeah yeah yeah yeah...

so how are the cts! like.. they totally rock... hahx.. im abt to fail bio... do terribly for history and physics and re-configure the term "careless" in chemistry and maths... and we are of course.. totally not done yet.... a maths and geog arh... i could care less... but i shant... i mean like.. the whole stupid yet valid purpose of the cts are to wake you up and let you realise how far behind you are rite... so.. i shall look pass the marks (there arent many anyway) and take it as preparation for the prelims and the Os... so.... wadever.. haha... thank god for this great reprieve... the nation celebrates and the sec 4s do too... hmm.. now lets talk abt some interesting things..

rite.. history.. which is totally dis-interesting but im putting it down so that i remember how great a spotter of questions i am... so of the four topics that i studied rite.. three came out in structured.. but i totally did not understand wad the sbq was talking abt.. and i crapped and vivien is already hinting im bound to fail my sbq.. oh well... noharmnosharwm... i shall limit the common test discussion to this and this other shoutout : the bio papers totally rawk! like how much did i totally reveled in desparity!

hmm.. anyway.. went to kap wif nard, brendan, zhou mao, jin rui, peng fei, chao rong and dawei on wed to celebrate the celibacy of late nights... which was quite nice.. considering the fact that i was starving and havent really been on luncheons wif the class.. and then todae.. was hanging out in sung's cubicle and crapping wif him and dawei about the common test and the sec 4 grad gifts.. in which i shall totally revolt if its really dat little cutesy radio... dan dawei, chaorong and myself went down to see the rehearsal... my sec 1s are totally creating history here by marching in the parade and i sooo had to go down and see them.. even though it was in a desperate attempt to get dem down... its still of historic value okaez.. so good luck you guys... doing great... looking as if u guys are like the sec 2s already.. so jasper, dexter, tai soon, jon neo, chuan kim, benjamin aka xiao ben and jia han... jia youx worz~.. do ur best siaz! i shall be cheering u guys on.. hahx...

anyway... in this period of ordeal and hardship.. i would like to thank the following ppl for being outlets of stress... brendan, nard, jingsheng and ronald.. hahx... jingsheng and ron for totally crapping wif me over the phone and dissing every single ct setter... nard for making a mess in my room... and brendan for being a great midnight/wee-hours-of-the-morning pacer... anyway.. i fell asleep while studying for chinese at 2am on wed morning.. and woke up at 530 am wif the fan, lights and aircon all turned on... wad a huge waste of electricity.. hahx... and to me this was like huge news.. like.. how in the world could that have happened! but apparently.. in the morning when i broadcasted my little novel to people.. they didnt seem to think it was dat big a deal... i still think it is... haha...

hmm.. tml there are no cts... its 9pm and im bored.. why arh.. mayb i am already acclimatised to studying every single nite... which would make my grades good and my life sad.. hahx.. so anyway... i duno wad i should do... although i do noe that apprentice is on in a while.. hmm.. i haf exactly 1 hour and 3 minutes to kill now... oh well... stay un-dementiated....

shoutout : jenny for montreal! and her summer line is totally chic!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:28 PM