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Friday, July 30

heal the jen...

Heal the Jen
Give her a better back
For you and for me
And the entire Newman's thread

There are players fighting
If we care enough for the ranking
No more hamstring strain
For Capriati

*Thanks to M.J for the tune!

no time to blog arh.. tml got common test liaoz.. gd luck everybody... lets not flunk too badly.. anyway.. one quick shoutout.. xx and angsty canadian xx are like marhshmellows and wanton mee.. haha... stay positive!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:17 PM

Wednesday, July 28

huazhong spirit.. alive!

track finals todae... a nice day.. =P

anyway.. before that.. was actually contemplating whether to go down or not.. because common tests are like next week and i was like super tired kaez... but anyway.. decided that my life is way past books and grades and so i *uhhuh-uhhuh* decided to go down lorz.. albeit turning up late.. cos i really oni wanted to see the relays.. turns out i din miss much..

so anyway.. had my chinese test, geog test and three periods of bio before we contemplated where to while our time away... went to the-most-happenin-place-in-town thomson plaza wif nard and ah-pok.. who at dis point of blogging-time.. should haf just checked in at the aeroporto for his QA flighto to londono wif erico...*pardon me.. its the amazing race and all the spanish dats getting in my deliriated brain* hahx.. haf a nice trip u guys... present.. but u noe wad to do lar yar pok?.. hahx.. anyway.. after dat we went to pok hse... which was a really lame idea because we ended up doing nothing but watching silly reruns of mr kiasu and under one roof... hahx.. dan after dat we piled into a cab to kallang.. which turned out to be an excellent idea because it started to rain pretty soon... so we became the best samiratans in the world and picked up chao rong... min jie.. you should haf stayed there larz.. taxi-uncle agree to fetch five liaoz.. dan u would not haf gotten wet.. hahz.. so basically the time whiled away was spent taking taxis from here to there lar... diao..  blahz.. blee..

went we got there... we saw jin rui and wished him good luck.. he seemed extremely tensed.. hahz.. but i hope we lifted him dat tad bit higher.. anyway, everyone was like crowding for shelter... but not us.. uh-uh.. we braved the rain and wind to get to the grandstand.. *where there was shelter - so it did not matter* could not understand the run-in wif bad luck when we got there.. if u noe wad i mean.. hahx.. like how suey can i get canz... nvm.. hahz.. settled down in time for the thousand fives to start... just cheered and cheered and cheered there lor... so now i shall give u a nice lil' recount of the finals kaez... the essence larz..

the new cheer rocks like mad ~ *yo-baby-yo-baby-yo* uhhuh-uhhuh.. hahx..  its a nice cheer okaez.. but din do it too many times.. like how many times can we absolutely do willow before it totally wears out... but countdown is nice lar.. uhhuh uhhuh... they should put in more cheers lik dat.. or mayb introduce one new one every year.. hahx.. countdown totally rocks.. mayb chinese high np should incorporate it arh.. it makes u high.. lalala~

i do not like gregory ~ wah... dis union chair is getting on my nerves okaez.. first arh.. never did like the way he talks to us larz kaez.. we are not ur servants u two-peice-of-crap.. dan todae... shout at us to move our butts summore.. excuse me.. mr leong.. its my butt.. i will place it anywhere i want to... if u wan us to move down.. you can alwaes ask nicely... and not shout at us and give us a lecture on the huazhong spirit... get real u toot... i dun need u to lecture me on wad huazhong spirit is okaez.. im so happy i did not vote for u.. u little crybaby.. blah blah...

sports school -- lets start by proclaiming my intense dislike for this school already okaez.. hmm.. anyway.. oni the defending champs of each div get to be seated in the grandstand yar.. so why does the sport school get a place there... look at cedar... sji... hai bu shu sit at other sectors.. so i really do not understand why this special sports school gets such unique treatment... cedar and sji are like.. highly-acclaimed in track okaez... if the sports school wans a place there.. they jolly well work their way up there... this is of course intense biasness... but we are just small frys and we cant do anything... what we can do.. is use our little cheering voices and put them together to voice out extreme dis-fancy of this school kaez.. so everyone cheered when the sports school runner got overtaken.. uhhuh-uhhuh... and sports school arh.. arent u supposed to be like damn zhai one... i suspect that when the news breaks out tml that the sports school did not win any of the two championships they contested.. parents mite be unhappy... hahx!

sports school.. wheres ur banner! hahx.. pardon me.. but i do not like this school okaez.. i mean the inclusion of it in our country is good lar.. but the way the organisers revere them as if they are priced possessions gets on my nerves... one day.. some day.. when this special school produces an olympic medal.. i shall eat my words.. but till then.. i shall hang dem out to dry.. lalala... anyway.. its like.. the entire stadium was filled wif banners and flags and stuff lik dat.. we see banners from raffles, cedar, st-nichs, chinese high, nanyang and other schools... sports school.. wheres ur banner! hahx... just found it rather interesting larz... bleahz.. i still dun like sports school.. lalala...

last dance tonite... so it was like abt six pm.. the sun was almost abt to go.. dan there was the b div 4 X 400 relay that totally rawks kaez... jin rui was di yi bang... and i shouted his name like mad okaez.. when he neared my bend... our entire class was like.. *JIN-RUI*.. hahz.. he kicked some serious butt and handed over to wee teck.. who also kicked ass big-time... and dan bingyang.. who did the same.. and dan jin wei... who totally annihilated the teams by over-taking dem at the last moment... i almost got a seizure shouting *qie-qie-qie-qie* kaez.. dan i was like jumping.. *boom-dee-boom-dee-boom* and i totally lost my voice after dat... blahz.. a husky and sexy one now.. wahaha... *heloz, how u doin...* haha.. it was just like.. total exhilaration after dat kaez.. haha.. wad a fitting end for track to win their very last race as the chinese high.. was a nice feeling to see dem finally win a relay event too.. hahx.. good on u guys! huazhong spirit.. alive!

chinese high no more... next year.. no more chinese high liaoz... hwa chong institution or sumthing lik dat... and dat like totally sucks lar... sounds real mimicky.. if u noe wad i mean.. but oh well.. sang the school song.. and it was quite a entralling moment for everyone cos that was probably the last time that the entire chinese high school really came together.. hahx.. farnie man.. primary school.. no more liaoz.. dan now.. chinese high also going off liaoz.. is it just me.. or am i really causing something here.. hahx... oh well.. fitting end though..

kaez.. dats abt it.. like.. am totally exhausted now.. i haf no idea how im going to get any studying done later.. but i shall haf to.. honcw.. pls be nice tml.. sub teachers.. pls be nice tml... i wan a honidae! hahx.. out~


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:41 PM

Sunday, July 25

we are so going to the states..

woke up at 10am. breakfast. slept at 11am. lunch.

nice way to start a sundae.. that is if u are sleepy sleeperson and if u live in lala land... i apparently do not.. hahx.. but after dat... i worked super hard yar... finished my physics paper... english oral prep... and packed 10 cm worth of worksheets into their proper files.. my hand aches from having punched the bloody hole-puncher for at least a gazillion times.. but i got it done... and my room is neat.. wahaha...

anyway.. slacked sometime during the dae.. watched buffy.. hahx..i remember the time.. when i used to love reading buffy books.. dat was like during primary school.. i remember buffy.. giles.. williow.. angel.. spike... hahx.. which reminds me.. dat was also the time we went to the states.. east coast dat is... now if u haf been following my blog religously.. you will noe that we planned to go back to the big apple.. and i think.. after todae.. we are sooooo going back there.. and i cannot wait.. hahx.. airline tix booked... non-stop SQ flight from changi all the way to newark.. uhhuh-uhhuh... and everyone is looking at the net for accomodation and things to do and stuff like dat.. so if im not wrong.. our plans are.. new york and florida... just realised jennifer might be playing at an exhibition in west palm beach, florida during that exact same time.. i am so excited... have already voiced my desire to be at west palm beach.. so we should be going... uhhuh uhhuh.. my only fear is that she will pull out at the last minute.. shoutout to jennifer : dun u dare! even if u dun play.. be there! hahx.. i am so excited.... lalala~

was perusing through some blogs.. i like nicky's background.. the little shoutouts at yixue's blog.. hahx.. i think i need to go get me some of dose.. hahx... anyway... i would like to tell the person.. to stop believing that the world rotates abt its inclined axis for him and solely him... pls.. stop being a psychotic know-all... hahx.. but dan again.. i rather u not see dis.. because u r definitely not invited here... shoo~ u go away! hahx... lalala~~

shall go back to bio and ss... common tests suck.. live wif it.. hahx.. stay free~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:27 PM

Saturday, July 24

copacabana

lalala~ wad a slackish dae.. as of now... 912 pm.. i really haven done much except the maths wks.. but im like so determined to study late late... i shall not deter nor waver.. though i duno how im going to do it.. because my phone bill has escalated and i MUST cut the number of msgs i send.. i shall probably listen to the tunes of miss kimberley locke instead.. =P and i shall finish all my homework tonite and study real hard for the common tests nxt week.. this is of course because i am terribly behind time in my revision and i really regret not listening to nancy tay having slacked the entire holidays away.. oh well.. still pretty confident i can finish before the prelims in good time.. note.. prelims.. not common test...

woke up.. watched friends.. saw rachael singing copacabaca (final epi. of season 2)... was like.. so farnie.. i think  jennifer aniston is a very talented and versatile actress... david schwimmer and lisa kudrow too... not that matt le blanc, matthew perry and courtney cox-arquette are not good.. but i just think the other three are better.. anyway.. i just realised the final season oni has 18 episodes... like how can they cheat me of 6 epis! *you can see im trying to induce the friends commemeration already..* copacanbana is a really catchy song... the lyrics are.. i feel.. total crap.. so i shant bother pasting it in my singin it loud section... but its really catchy.. lalala.... hahz.. dis plus the fact that i just saw monica do the YMCA dance (also from season 2).. is just so farnie... monica can really dance.. hahx!

so anyway.. went to cck for tennis wif ron and dan... it was raining.. so we watched a movie... i wanted to watch brotherhood.. but because im not coming of age and because daniel wanted to watch spiderman and because i hadnt watched spiderman.. we watched spiderman amidst the freezing cold induced by the crappy air-con and the icy pepsi... lalala.. played tennis after dat... hmm.. my final inference is that... its most fun playing wif friends and its most demanding playing wif father.. because he really feeds tons of pace.. which is sooo.. me.. and u noe.. just ripping backhands and forehands arnd the court.. practiced volleying todae.. i think my net game has improved.. my serve totally flopped todae... could not hit a single serve... *ponders why*...  after dat bummed to tuition where i did my maths wks.. tada~

came home for delicious chicken stew... hahz.. gave mum and dad all my tiny shreds of abalone ..  uhhuh-uhhuh... anyone who does not find this *delicacy* chummy.. pls tag to show support... hahz.. of course.. unless u are.. *u-noe-who*.. dan u are not welcomed to tag.. u go away... hahx.. has anyone figured out my crypt yet... clue -- pay close attention to the structure of the entry... hahz.. u mite also wan to search the internet for some of the phrases in the four-liner.. hahz.. i shall go tag at ppl's blogs now.. tataz... stay un-delirious~


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:09 PM

Friday, July 23

davinci code

wah... i have not blogged for ages man.. im sure everyone is desperate rite.. they need my *exhilarating entries filled with humour and happiness* to get dem by the hectic week rite... hahx.. its a bit late lar... but its here.. and its long.. many many things to talk abt... some pleasant.. some unpleasant.. hahx =P

rite.. so anyway.. lets see... wad did we haf on mondae.. i cant remember.. hahx.. oh! okaez.. we had dbl history in the afternoon.. and i just could not take it okaez.. she was wrapping up venice... and i cannot tahan larhz.. so i just sat rite in front and slept lor.. i think a few ppl were sleeping too... but its like.. im sure miss sim knew lorz.. *she probably understands and does not wan to bother us*... so after dat.. i felt really bad... so the next day arh.. tuesdae... first period ss... i was damn alert.. and i brought my ss textbook for the first time for revision.. and she said "good, kenneth".. im starting to think that she *said that out of a major respite*.. but nvm... blahhed the  day thru...

friends on mondae was so sad okaez.. like *how can monica and chandler move!!* the six of them must never never be separated.. this of course we know is absolute codswollup crap.. but still.. its like.. i have been watching dem for wad seems like ten years now.. *thanks to the miraculous invention of vcds and dvds*.. its like.. they are so... tight-knitted and inspiring... i expect that when the last episode of friends air here in singapore.. im probably going to blog a *full entry that will take u at least fifteen minutes to finish reading*.. if of course u bother to read abt it..

racial harmony day.. we had to be in smart casual attire... supposedly to mellow the sedate spirit and justify the school's robusity.. but i really do think its a *desperate attempt on the school's part to ensure that the minister does not see clumps of chinese high boys in their uniform and clumps of wsss students in their uniform...* this provides the hypocritical facade that the students are indeed sociallising.. so anyway.. the school admin banished us to the auditorium for a movie-screening instead of allowing us to partake in the RH concert.. on the pretext that there is insufficient space.. again.. i think that is absolute gigglemwarfs... the school probably just didnt wan us to *negate the entire "lively" spirit..* but no harm done.. cos the movie was nice.. i was rather skeptical at first.. remember the titans.. dot dot dot.. another american football booshball game.. but it turned out to be nice.. and interesting and thought provoking... it was a nice movie i think... nice little break during the mid-week...

physics tests was on thursdae.. and it was like *easy* but i was like... *careless* e=mc^2 arhz... i went to write.. e=mc.. like *how proud is einstein of me.*. like totally rite.. two marks gone just like that.. sickened to death... i expect somewhere.. *einstein is probably churning in his grave.. wanting to get up and come over here to kick my sorry ass hard enough so i never forget simple formulas..* wad a sight that will be... i missed the apprentice!!! like how can... haiz.. nvm.. i shall probably *go over to televisionwithoutpity.com to read the recap*.. but still.. im like totally depressed.. apparently they switched the teams around and for the first time.. a guy did not get fired.. so.. how could i miss it! coupled wif the fact that i overslept and forgot all about amazing race on axn at 8... *why am i so forgetful*... bleahz....

ok... for the first time..*the class really irked me todae*... during bio lesson.. it was like super noisy can... i mean.. goh is nice to us.. and i think the class takes it as a total given okaez.. and its like.. it wasnt those ppl who are usually noisy who were creating that thunderous din.. but its like.. everyone is just like mumbling and mumbling and mumbling and talking amongst  themselves... and dan.. poor goh is like having a sore throat.. and the sickened noise ensues... and since *everyones priceless lips are angled such that the sounds they produce reviberate to the front of the class.. and myself and bernard and plonked smacked in front.. we got like a headache okaez..*. so it was time to focus and block out the noise and concentrate on wad goh was saying... but it was hard to do so because *silly people sitting behind were asking nonsensical questions because they were engaging in silly games while goh was explaining and would then proceed to "diva-like" ask her to repeat everything for his sake*.. deeply irritated.. like.. can ppl lik dis decide to be more considerate! haiz.. *the exams are getting on everyones lymphatic nerves..* they really are...

davinci code... its like.. i feel.. the most powerful book i haf read so far okaez.. it is really *entralling and just blows you away*.. like.. how real can the story be..  im no believer of christianity.. but the book got me interested... not in christianity... but it *totally beckons u to seek the higher understanding in life.. not the answer.. but the understanding of it..* its a really powerful book.. i recommend everyone should read it.. it just like.. so amazes you.. it calls out to u to discover ur true beliefs and really empowers ur mind and soul.. so  anyway.. dan brown is such an accomplished writer.. like *how he tied in real life stuff like the mona lisa, the last supper, davinci's artwork.. fibonnaci sequence.. and the opus dei.. into this bestseller fiction is unbelievable..* wif his anagrams and codes and crypts and stuff..  he got me groovin'.. so here i go... hahz..

relative of a whole pie, shared amongst four,
reveals the answer to a grotesque bore,
the stars do not reveal,
only intensity removes the veil
 
10'28--5'17--14'2'24--1'8'33--18'9'19'29'32--26'12'25--16'15'21'13'23'7--30'22--11'12'6'3'20'4'31'27

hahax.. i spent about half an hour devising it.. and i think its zhai! if you do solve it rite... msg me ur answer when u see me on msn arh.. dun tag it and spoil the fun for ppl.. it helps if u have read the davinci code before.. i shall give u a hint -- everything can be solved from this entry alone.. this para is a clue itself... all u need is pen, paper, patience and about 15 mins.. hahx... cannot believe im dat good! uhhuh-uhhuh... hahx... i shall marvel at my own invention now.. hahx.. stay focused~


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:13 PM

Sunday, July 18

yingying's birthdae

rite... im supposed to have blogged last nite.. but u shall see the emaculate reason why i did not.. and it is a good one.. *thanks to jing sheng*.. hahz...
 
anyway.. i woke up yesterday and it was rainin.. and i was like.. *hell-yeah* cos i was under the imaginary pretext that rain equals no jog.. how silly could i have been... so anyway.. went to school.. did some lame crap cheers thing.. and then proceeded to run.. which is like a catastrophe in disguise of the rain because that meant the ground was wet and my socks would get wet and my feet would get wet and i'll be squishin durin the entire run.. *squish-squish*.. like how long have i not been runnin.... like ages kaez.. so i decided to use the sec twos as a motivational source and would begin to run everytime i saw one of dem.. it worked okaez.. i was groovin! hahz... *wenxi.. how dare u abandon me mid-drift*
 
anyway.. i would like to say that the *new* cheer rawks.. hahaz.. *yo baby yo baby yo* hahz.. its funky..  so anyway.. after the run.. went back home wif nard and wenxi.. and we were walking out of school.. and the ground was extremely slippery and my shoes were wearing and i proceeded to *ka-put* fall okaez.. wif wad seems like the entire school population starin at me from the bus stop.. wad is it.. is there some magical alluring factor at the bus stop that i do not noe of.. so malu'atin..  so i quickly limped out of the way and up the stairs and crossed the road and down the stairs  to save myself from further embarassment.. i think i hurt my knee.. *ka-put*
 
got home.. slacked.. dan went to find pox for tennis.. jin rui came along somehow.. and we played... was pretty alright.. trashed wenxi.. hahz.. evened out wif bernard.. who somehow.. due to his badminton background actually adds tons of spin to his shots.. so its hard to play him.. i mean like.. i love pace.. so cut me spin and slices and im like all dreary.. hahz.. but still ok lar.. had trouble wif the serve earlier.. and dan i realised why... i was not doing my stare-at-ur-opponent-till-they-crack williams glare... and dat was it.. when we started playing singles.. i remembered and started serving awfully better.. double faults aplenty though... anyway.. i figured i need to work on my net game my slices and my serve.. rite.. hahz..
 
went to watch king arthur and dat was like THE movie to absolutey not watch.. like how boring can it get.. mayb as borin as watching re-runs of holland village at night.. its like.. if LOTR had five.. and troy had four.. then there is no way that king arthur can score the two stars that eight days endowed it wif.. it is horrible.. except for mayb the ice battle scene.. dat was nice.. otherwise.. the remaining one hour forty three mins and two seconds were excruciatin..
 
went back home wif nard n wenxi to do some studying and the toots koped my phone okaez... how dare they... but luckily before they could do anything farnie.. i was on to them.. and found it eventually.. bernard.. u r marked! *ee ah gong.. pls help me and do wad u can do* hahz..  afterdat we squeezed in the car dat was extremely smelly because nard refused to believe that he reeked and so we packed dem off to the mrt station.. dan we went to yingying's birthday.. *she's my younger cousin*.. so we got there.. and we meet tar-boh's extended family.. which really consists of many people whom i never knew existed because they were either in the states or in the uk.. so anyway.. there is ashley.. this seven year old american chinese.. hahaz.. she is so cute and shy.. and can i stress how much i like that american slang her entire family carries.. hahaz..  and then there is jonathan... from england.. who in his words.. *lives a bit off wimbledon*  and dat got me going... and im like all excited.. hahaz.. in the future if i do get the chance to be at wimbledon.. i shall haf free lodgin.. hahaz.. and he's into designin.. interior designin.. and i think that is pretty cool..
 
got home.. and decided i shall go online.. and den realised dat i haf not yakked wif jing sheng in ages.. so we yakked.. and he convinced me to go n sleep... also.. nice person told me to take a nap so i thot ok lor.. i go n sleep for a while.. dan wake up at 12 and study rite.. but i slept and slept and slept.. and failed to see the wake-up-you-bloody-sleeper sms'es and wake-up-you-sleepy-moron calls and carried on sleepin my butt off till 9 in the morning.. ate my bfast.. watched friends.. and had another siesta.. hahz.. im a pig... i shall work hard later okaez.. i shall pia late late late...cmon! stay happy y'all..
 
p.s. im just wondering why everyone suddenly got literary and started writin poems and proses on their blogs.. did it spur off from my *the passing* masterpeice? hahz!


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 12:48 PM

Friday, July 16

gym finals

gymanastics -- a celebration of fine art of the homosapiens and an exilarating display of the female elegance and the male masculinity.. and if ur wondering wad the hell dat has got to do wif me.. u cannot be more right.. it has nothing to do wif me whatsoever at all.. hahaz.. the only reason im bloggin abt it.. was cos we got saboh'ed by uncle kahkee to go do marshall duty there.. rite.. i shall not bore u wif descriptions.. as that will not take me any higher dan a level 2... so instead.. i shall infer.. and present u wif insightful insights abt the dae.. hahaz.. which i haf none.. and im oni crapping because im hoping it will effect a change in my ssh writing skills in which i totally sucked at..

ended up slacking and playing cards and badminton.. realised my badminton not bad.. ahaha.. wad a joke.. dan after dat.. went to gallery to slack slack... and i started reading my da-vinci code.. *wenxi -- i did not read it prior to that conversation wif u n melv.. but din i pull it off well.. hahz..* anyway.. that book totally rocks.. dan brown is zhai.. hahaz.. also hoping to improve on my vocab which has come to an absolute stand-still since i last touched a sidney sheldon novel eons ago.. hahz.. so anyway.. when it ended.. koped refreshments from the gallery that was all cold.. not dat i was complaining at dat time.. dan i started to get a splittin headache and a horrible tummyache.. its tough enough having dem separately.. try having both of dem on at the same time man.. summore arh.. dis headache and stomachache damn jian.. both are like pulsatin... so its like.. 1st second -- headache on. 2nd second -- headache off. stomachache on. 3rd second -- stomachache off. headache on... like how sickly can anyone get! *its still here now*

anyway.. i was on 410 wif phil.. and dan i stopped at sin ming to change bus.. but decided that i simply could not resist tramping into the pasar-malam to superimpose my presence... hahaz.. so i went in.. and bought my new phone cover.. which is a rather odd colour.. *da jie saes its nice.. and so it should be* dan i was walking back to the main road.. and i saw someone.. so coincidental man... haha.. so if u were walking thru dat sin ming pasar-malam at arnd 6++.. you noe who u are arhz.. haha.. and i dbl checked wif someone abt ur bag.. so i think it should be u.. hahaz.. dan i went home.. clutching my stomach wif one hand and my 8-dollar phone cover in the other.. i was thinking abt grabbing my head in an attempt to yank it off and allow the pain to cease.. but realised i already looked too much of a cartoon.. *cartoon cartoons!*

tml got mass jog... you can imagine how excited i am! i shall slack okaez.. but got sec 2s marshallin.. cannot kena yan1 di1.. hahaz.. in the essence of my sorrow plight.. stay healthy~ 
 

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:45 PM

Thursday, July 15

i feel good! nahnahnahnahnahnah

extremely pleased wif myself.. hahaz... cannot divulge the secret.. but at least i did it larz.. haha.. i mean like.. im not selfish okaez.. hahaz.. cannot say more.. haha :D i feel good! nahnahnahnahnahnah.. the feelin is so good!

had a cold day todae.. went to school and slept in the morning.. dan realised dat todae got compo time trial.. diao diao diao... hahaz.. quickly went to *dip in the poole* for inspiration.. it actually negated the bursting ideas and the flow of thought in my head.. hahaz.. decided it was useless to think of a plot anyway... so anyway.. we had the time-trial.. and i think i did rather badly.. finished on the spot.. and din get to check my flappy, fleppy, flippy, floppy, fluppy language.. sure kena niao from loke when i get back the paper... haiz.. dan arh... my plot sucks.. ok.. wait.. it is actually a very good plot that will fascinate and amaze all with the intricate balance in the tone, setting and characters.. but i had NO TIME to develop the ending.. so i left it hanging in mid-air.. hopefully loke will decide that this is an interesting style of writing and give me some marks out of pure compassion.. *ugphz*

anyway.. during assembly arh.. i was freezing like nobody's business (except mayb mine).. so cold okaez.. dan they kept niaoing goh abt her phd at NUS.. haha... the NUS talk was so borin.. did not seem to interest me.. hahaz.. i am obviously not heavily likened to the likes of great scientists and engineers... shall allow my chuan2 to reach my qiao3 tou2 first.. hahaz.. so anyway.. they ran out of time and shelved the chiangmai ppt... like.. wads new? i mean like.. im all ready to watch it.. AFTER the Os.. so bala can go delay it for another 8 weeks.. its really ok!

new names for teachers.. nemo-ng and sar-tay.. hahaz.. so farnie.. aiyar.. my class siao siao one lor.. but dats wad makes it so fun and lovable and interesting.. 4E rawks.. hahaz.. dan during english lesson.. we turned off the aircon, lights and fans... dan loke came in.. and was like "i thot u guys were going to trick me and hide or sumthing lik dat.. next time if u wan to try.. try something to dat effect yar.." hahz.. and dan bin-goh also damn farnie.. aiyar.. she is one cartoon larz.. all our teachers are cartoons okaez.. she damn act cute no.. "next fridae can i see u for remedial.. please?" hahaz.. was so farnie.. aiyar.. all the teachers are farnie.. and dats why school is so fun.. hahaz..

btw.. the new season of AR is damn zhai and farnie.. mah bowling mamas rock.. my dreary charla and mirna are cool and they are all so farnie.. wad great TV.. friends on monnites.. AR on wednites and apprentice on thursnites.. these are now officially my favourite daes of the week.. oh well.. i like tuesdae too cos i can come home early.. fridae cos the schoolweek ends there.. and the weekends cos i can sleep late.. so.. i just abt like everyday of the week.. which is good!! positivity trancends into power in life! uhhuh-uhhuh!

the past 2 daes.. i was walking arnd in school... and dan i saw some sec ones.. and they said hi to me and waved to me.. dat was nice.. i saw sec twos.. and dan they were nice and all in the spirit of waving.. sec threes arh... a bit guo fen no.. cannot over-generalise lar.. but i established eye contact wif 2 of you NCOs man.. and u guys look at me like im crazy.. how can lik dat~~~ tai guo fen le.. shall make sure the two SIs give u hell...

anywaez.. congrats to minG and ah-rong for getting their SIs.. hahaz.. u all die liaoz.. now must come back n be CI.. ahaha.. ok lar.. at least the 2 deservin guys got it yar.. and not someone else.. *hint-not down but...* hahz.. tml is gym marshall.. i shall bring work down to do.. i am a studious student who will not slack.. hahz! fiascotic joke!

got down to linking chiew shan and isaac liaoz.. realised dat my bloggies list is pathetic.. and so.. if u r reading dis.. u move ur cursor to the tagboard and type ur name and.. leave me ur blog-link if its not up already!!! rawk on ppl!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:05 PM

Tuesday, July 13

chen xiuhuan rawks~

*yawnz*.. super tired and cold *ee ah gong -- i understand wad u mean by cold now*... todae had super farnie lessons again... aiyar.. everyday school just gets farnier lor.. pls to announce that ng siew hoon has made the Funny Teacher Hall of Fame too... others already inducted include susan, bingoh, samsung and lovely fairy... hahz... i actually enjoyed physics for the first time todaez.. probably cos it was the first time i did the hw all my myself before lesson. hahaz.. note.. all my myself and note.. before lesson.. hahz...

on the way home.. saw that the prima deli cake shop at five mile also no more liao... poor thing man.. no one can stay at that shop for long.. first it was that furniture shop.. dan technogas.. and now prima deli also no more le.. hahz.. i pass by the road now and then ever since i was two years old man... wad a jinxed shop... hahaz.. good luck to to the next tenant man..

by the time i reach my hse bus-stop arh.. it was raining cats and dogs.. so i was contemplating whether to call papa to fetch me.. dan decided to *builds character* wait lor.. so i sit at the bus-stop and lip-synch all my songs out of my super-zhai clip-on earphones... quite nice siaz.. to see the rain get lighter and all.. and den when it started to rain fleas and kutu.. i braved the weather and walked home.. hahz.. wad a nice experience.. *i think im sick up there*

come home n slept... but oni after i fixed up my super-chic wireless earphones to my H.E.S.. duno why.. i can like pick up dis odd frequency from my tv dat no one else can.. rather scary.. but nvm lar.. the earphones cut it out.. so dats fine.. dan i slept for 2 hourz.. i think i finally got down to getting revenge yar.. *u-noe-who-u-are*

dan i was watching the new show at 8 on channel 8.. dats weird.. *catch the show at 8 on 8*.. oops.. ignore the heavy lameness.. dan.. i saw my favourite chen xiuhuan okaez.. like.. how much does she rawk? i liked her when i was a small boy and i still like her now okaez.. im dat loyal... but also cos dajie convinced me to blog abt it.. *narhhh - hands blog over to mah dajie on a silver platter encrypted wif clay's pictures*

im listening to dis chinese song now.. gu dan bei ban qiu from dis duno who guy.. *did the sun rise from the east todae? --ponders* hahz.. wad am i doin wif chinese songs.. but heyz.. i noe my gen1 okaez.. wo shi hua ren.. haha.. i saw dis commercial on tv larz.. thot the mtv was quite zhai.. dan remember ah-pok sent me dis song last time.. so here i am listenin to it.. lalala..

hahz.. shall go back to studyin.. *ppl readin dis -- stop slackin!!*

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:47 PM

Sunday, July 11

the best denki love affair

todae was chao slack okaez... i mean like... chao slack.. hahz.. i woke up.. dan watch friends OUTSIDE... *note-outside*.. shall explain the relevance later... and dan.. i slack slack slack... dan did the chem mcq paper.. dan pia go tuition.. where i finished the maths wks... two n a half hours okaez.. was so vexing... but nvm lar.. can tahan.. we were jokin the entire time abt my obviously adequate maths capabilities.. hahz.. i was reading newspaper sometime during the day yar.. dan read something serena williams said that i found so funny... here goes..

*there are about 50 russian women in the top ten.. there are so many of dem and I play so many of dem in tournaments.. ppl ask me who i'm playing today and i say " i'm playing an 'ova'"* -- serena williams

dan after dat.. went to best denki @ taka wif mah family... had some things to trade in and get new stuff... so we had to carry this stupid hi-fi set from one end of taka to the other... we alighted at the wrong lift.. so i carried it for like 100m... it was super cartoon can... i looked cartoonish.. in fact.. i was a cartoon for dat 5 minutes of indignified glory.. ppl were staring as if i was some alien martian from the opposing end of a different solar system.. but i was strong okaez.. mentally dat is.. i looked straight and lugged it and kept repeatin.. *new tv.. new tv.. new tv*.. and dat gave me new found super-imposed strength to take on the world.. *haii-yah!* so i got my new 15 inch flat screen tv and my clip-on earphones.. extremely happy... dan dis time papa was there.. so he drove the car arnd the correct lift.. and we bummed our way home..

during the journey... made plans to go back to the states for year-end holiday... looking forward to it man.. i mean like.. wads not to be excited abt? non-stop SQ executive economy class to newark.. irresistable.. seeing new york city life once more.. great.. going down to ground zero.. tantalising... walking into flushing meadows.. dats like.. worth working hard for the Os and everything so i can go wif a peace of mind.. i mean like.. i love america.. after singapore. *and i dun mean to sound nationalistic*... but i mean.. i like the ppl there.. mayb i am over-influenced by the idealistic, optimistic and never-gloomy life of *friends*.. but i am reluctant to be dragged away from that american dream.. hahz.. plus.. FLUSHING MEADOWS??? shall pia hard.. *ponders - why am i bloggin?*

came back.. and start setting up my very own entertainment system... work work work... from six to ten okaez... except for stoppin for mah delicious chilly crab dat came out from mah mama's culinary expertise.. i actually made a conclusion dat *everyone believes their parents are the best cooks in the world* i think i jumped the gun.. but does anyone object? hahz.. back to topic.. so after countless number of tries and plugging and unplugging.. it is done.. my home entertainment system.. yea!!!!!!! hahaz.. complete wif my new 15" flat-screen tv.. vcr player.. dvd, vcd and cd player.. hi-fi set wif radio.. and my mp3 player and speakers.. all on one table!!!!! damn proud of it.. its like my room has become my pad.. like.. i can eat like a horse.. sleep like a pig.. study like a goat all in my room!!! hahaz.. its like its a self-sufficient settlement all on its own... even wifout the proper sanitary needs.. bu the toilet is literarily two stone throws away... so.. yeah!!!! i love my room.. i love best denki.. best!!!

The end has descended. It wavered in the clouds and threatened to dispatch itself away from my beckonin'. But, strong beliefs ensured that there was indeed a silver lining to every cloud and I hanged on to that miraculous gleaming thread. It guided me through the storms and the heat and set me on my path of self-discovery. People infected joy and afflicted pain. They decided that my come-uppance was necessary and plotted for blood. I believed and I hoped that one day all would be well; that one day, the rain would stop and the clouds would fade and the merryment of the sun would once again impurviate my life. But then, I realised that the sun never did break away from the horizon. It shone throughout the entire journey and all I had to do was reach deep into the bag and dig it out. My beliefs was that sun and I held it like a protective beacon that I lit in times of despair. Yet, I realised again that the beacon only served as a derrogative barrier to the natural surroundings. It dawned upon me that all I needed to do was to stay true to myself and let everything happen. Negativity could be transpired into positivity as long as I wanted to because it was my life. That I did, I grew immensely. Indeed it was a tough journey. Chances came and decisions went. Things happened. Yet, I stand stealth by my decisions. For they were made by me and that was all that mattered. Bad decisions did not exist because every turn I decided on aided the development of the mind, soul and spirit. My path was not ideal but it was perfectly suited for me. And that is all there is to it. The end descends and life tracends into a new beginning. Mother Nature ensures this, she created the world to ensure that a new journey would begin after one ended. All it required was a bit of determination to find the new path. Determination - I have. I'm ready for another wacky ride of love, fun, despair and growth. World -- Here I Come.

nice??? this one is more personal yar.. so it was written in the first person point of view.. hahz... its a reflection okaez.. and im very happy wif dis one... it really sums up the entire experience.. and it is actually very ironic that it starts wif *end* and ends wif *a starting*.. it is zhai ok.. wad do u u expect.. hahz.. anyway.. the entire experience has culminated.. so i shall stop blogging abt it.. hahz.. im gonna put all the unhappy stuff behind and let bygones be bygones and be nice.. hahz..that said.. i must start studying.. i dun wan to be a panda.. tataz~
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:04 PM

the end

*disclaimer -- if u read dis entry before 11th july... it was a lousy one man.. very messy... re-read it... i shall organise it now..*

after four years arh.. yi qie dou yuan man jie shu le.. hahaz... had handover to sec 3s todae.. but wait arh... other things first..

went to training later dan usual... arrived for drill wif the sec 1s yar... some of dem their uniform is really hopeless lor.. i mean.. like.. small button and big button all anyhow chapalang one lor.. its like.. diao... not like i din teach rite.. mayb my teachin methods suck.. hahz... mayb yar.. but great improvement from last week yar.. at least they give me some face... i tell u arh.. isaac is damn good in drill okaez.. he is the best drill instructor lorz.. like.. the not so good ones.. go under him also become damn pro.. admire his capabilities and fine style of work.. hahz.. but sec 1s... ur drill was zhai todae okaez! i mean.. not dat great lar.. but was definetely good.. and was like.. amazing compared to previous times.. hahaz.. mayb a bit different lar.. i mean i was looking at dem... not really teaching.. just lookin.. whereas last time i was teaching.. dbl standards maybe? i duno.. but keep up the good work sec 1s... zhai on u guys..

rite.. was smsing during dat entire drill session yar.. haha. dan found out we got 1st and 2nd for shooting... NPHQ arh... IN YOUR FACE man... hahaz.. wad do you mean by cannot be done.. we do for u to see arh.. hahaz... so congrats to you guys... thank you so much for saving the unit... philip, jing sheng, yushu, yixue, yizhi and the sec 3s.. u guys are fantastic.. hahz.. may ur legacy live forever... hahaz.. so was happy for dem.. dan saw dem come back lugging the trophies.. heard the toad was hugging both at one time.. can imagine the tropies crushing him =P anyway... heard someone veh pai seh hor.. got some friendship band... msg to u : u better thank me yar.. hahaz.. or u mite be angry wif me for allowing it to happen.. i really dun care.. hahaz..

rite.. dan we announced the posts... dan arh.. damn sad lehz.. all my dept head and div chair not there.. so i guai lan lor.. go n ka chiao jing sheng and min jie.. hahz.. dun mind me yar.. dan did my part in briefing the sec 1 ncos and POP committee lor.. hahz.. after dat... went to KAP for lunch... was weirded up after dat.. cos suddenly realised dat that mite haf been the last time our whole jean-gang sat at that long table at KAP and ate together.. haiz...

okaez... after four years ah.. it has culminated.. it has been a very interesting four years okaez.. from sec 1.. when i was the freakin timer... and really hated NP.. to sec 2.. where i had so much fun with everything... and in sec 3.. where we really got to know each other.. and dan in sec 4.. where i grew so much during my term of office... its an enriching experience and one dat i will do nothing to change.. rite.. it feels sedate now... like an entire chunk of life just disappeared.. needs getting used to i guess.. hahaz.. allow me a few votes of thanks yar..

jing sheng -- thanked you before and im going to thank you again.. hahaz.. you haf been the best partner anyone could haf asked for.. and im grateful for dat.. hahaz.. we had so much fun together yar.. esp. dat time when we were preparing for PIR and stayed in the room for the entire afternoon and talked nonsense yar... hahaz... the yakkety-yak sessions must go on!! hahaz.. jing sheng arh... may ur life be filled wif copious amounts of joy, laughter, love and fun!

edmund, min jie, philip -- the three of you have never wavered..not once.. you guys are rock hard on ur beliefs.. and dat commands utmost respect.. i shall never forget the irreplaceble fun we had.. may you guys achieve everything you set out to do..

chao rong -- thanks for interestin me in np during sec 1.. hahz.. still can remember i alwaes begged u to be the timer.. hahz.. but still.. wifout ur influence.. i probably would never have embarked on this amazing experience.. may you find true happiness in everything you wan to do..

yushu, yixue -- hahaz.. sensative topic? not any more.. haf left dat place and hopefully we all will soon.. thanks to you guys for a great period of fun dat could never have been achieved wif any other group dynamic.. it was great knowing you guys.. may you both haf great success in everything you do..

yizhi, cheng yen -- i am not dat inhumane okaez.. i remember u guys!!! haha.. to my dept heads.. mayb i wasnt dat great a div. chair afer all yar.. hahaz.. but thanks to you guys for sticking wif me all the while.. esp. yizhi.. may the two of you overcome anything that life throws at you..

sec 4 2004 -- hahz.. thanks to everyone for playing a part in moulding the journey for me.. yes yes.. even the negative ppl.. may everyone do great in the exams and continue to be champions of life!

chinese high np -- thank you for giving me the basis to make great friends.. true bonds.. and develop as an individual and a team player.. zai jian le..

my zhai prose shall encompass more okaez... check back!

*the end is really not an end, for when the dust settles, therein lies a whole new beginning*


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 1:06 AM

Friday, July 9

band of brothers..

rite.. finally.. the week has ended... the most hectic week of my entire sec sch life yar... but i expect more to come... hahz.. how sad ritez.. nvm..

anyway.. had chem test todae.. which sucked okaez.. i mean... i think i did ok lar.. but i was super careless on one question... there were three carbon atoms in part of dat ester.. and when i drew.. i oni drew two... dan susan was like.. "careless arh.. blind arh..." dan after a while.. at least EIGHT ppl gather arnd my desk and they go "orhhhhhhhh"... at dat time.. i din noe wad was my mistake yet.. and dan all of dem come and "orhhhh".. immense pressure caused the buckling of the humane spirit... dejectedly handed in paper.. dan sow was like.. using the pencil to draw a HUGE circle arnd dat third carbon atom... and i do mean huge... exclamation of the day one: never niao susan abt how she scolds the class.. it comes back to haunt u..

had english somewhere... she was farnie again... dan like.. we were supposed to evaluate a story lar.. dan i liked.. just finished readin mine.. dan 2 minutes later.. "kenneth".. so i had to drag my bum out of the chair and leave my cosy harbour and expose myself to the poundings of the fairy's wrath... but i managed to worm my way out.. thank god.. i picked a good story... hahz... it seems stupid lar.. cos i switched storybooks just so the odds of her calling me would decrease drastically... dan i was telling ronald abt it summore... wad irony.. exclamation of the day two: when the fairy decides its you.. there is nothing you can do..

ss test... like totally flipped out can... bloody SBQ so hard... if i can pass.. and get a 15 arh.. i will donate 10 dollar to charity man.. if i can pass.. i shall donate 5... its like.. way crappy.. halfwae thru.. i realised i din not noe wad i was writing... extremely disgusted... like how much of a demise would it be if i were to fail the last ss test... however! i shall remain positive.. i am going to PASS... exclamation of the day three: SBQ also better take seriously..

chinese remedial.. was there wif berd n poxie... and dan went for high tea at prince.. hahaz.. *it was 4pm.. we wanted lunch..* so anyway.. spent most of the time crapping abt maximillian.. haha.. was so farnie.. before dat arh.. we were abt to leave rite.. dan wongsm called.. "ying che.. ni de wen jian jia he shui hu zhai wo zhe"... shui hu i can believe i left it there lar.. but wen jian jia? damn careless man... thank you xiu mei shi.. haha.. exclamation of the day 4: dun act seh and carry 3 bags at a time for ur friends.. u WILL leave ur file behind..

lastly... final NP meetin regarding posts... haiz.. cannot say anything... except i liked the way sarah talked sense into the toad.. who was extremely bratty... but i shall bother abt him no more.. but it felt nice.. dat for once.. all the CIs and the big 4 were there and we agreed on one thing.. that toad is stupid.. dun get me wrong... not all toads.. toads are extremely beautiful dwellers of vegetation and aquatic habitats.. but not toads who interrupt ppl in their speech.. but the cooperation amongst the CIs and us were impeccable... band of brothers yar.. haha... at least for dat short while.. sec 3s will noe tml yar.. i shall blog abt dat tml... all i can say is.. hopefully i can move on now.. exclamation of the day 5: toads are a negative cohesion..

ah... im done.. extremely long entry yar.. must gush everything out after the horrid week okaez... shall watch apprentice and do some work... tml go n watch the show... hahz... p.s. im nearing 1000 on my counter... much thanks to me indeed.. hahaz.. btw.. good luck shootin' team.. i said it before.. churn the pressure into some ass-kicking shooting power... jia youx~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:51 PM

Thursday, July 8

lovely fairy

ahz... order has been restored.. at least slightly... the week is abt to end... 2 more tests and 1 meeting left... *blahs*.. rite.. so anyway... i must thank the gods.. the almighty gods.. the passionate gods.. the reward-u-for-ur-hardwork gods... thank you...

why? it goes lik dis... so i was studying for physics yar... dan i studied until two am dis morning okaez... dats like a record... and dan... when i got to school.. spent the morning + flag-raising + readin period studying... recesses -- studying... lunch -- studying.. i study damn hard ok.. but i was still like all abt to pee in my pants.. my S4 physics sucks to the (iron) core yar.. hahz.. thank god arh.. the paper wasnt dat hard.. cept for the last question.. so i dun think im going to fail.. hahaz.. to those ppl up there watchin' over me... thank you..

anyway... dis spot should actually go on to dehumanise or rather detoad the toad until he chao tao again... but i shall not ruin the nice nite yar... cooling.. breezy.. chilly.. =P.. but all i wan to sae is arh... i shall throw stones as much as i like... hahaz... though my aiming not veh good arh.. hopefully they can connect wif ur face.. *grins.smiles.laughs*

anyway.. lovely fairy... lokelf arh.. number one farnie.. todaes english lesson was like... the farniest.. and she is super niaoish lehz.. haha.. but if ur not the one getting the tongue lashing from dis lovely fairy arh... its indeed comical.. i haf experience ok.. and i *shudder* to think abt it.. hahaz..the other farnie lesson was chem.. ka-chiao bernard the whole lesson.. so farnie.. dan susun sow also.. hahz.. degarmo is gettin cuter by the day.. back to loke arh.. she is like the queen of sarcasm.. and she thinks super fast.. as fast as susan can speak.. *muahahaha*

chem test n ss test tml.. wad am i doin here arh.. organic chem not small lehz.. hahaz.. anyway.. v.sim.. u better make sure its SBQ arh.. or else i shall kill more dan one i-spark teacher.. would just like to sae dat wif the new maths teacher in ispark.. i feel happy for them..

thanks to everyone who has expressed concerned abt my silly dream! oUt~


kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:08 PM

Tuesday, July 6

spooky

okaez.. rite.. remember i had dat dream yar. wif the toad.. actually i had another dream dat nite too.. basically involves a lift that moves damn fast, eerie old aunty, dark ledges and a lot of falling... you get the idea yar.. rite.. and dan... last nite.. or dis morning... i had another dream in dat exact same scenario but wif different ppl.. also involves the lift *dare not use a provocative adjective to describe it*.. way spooky.. todae i took the lift home.. i pressed "2".. i got to the third floor... dis is VERY scary (but it mite haf been the 25 year old lift conking out).. i hope i shall not dream at all tonite.. its enough spooky and enough lifts for an entire lifetime..

anywaez.. school todae was very farnie.. sungkk number one.. flag raising gao xiao liao.. hahz.. dan during maths lesson arh.. *quote:you duno how to do, you can chop ur head off.. huh. the knife here already* and dan "degarmo" even farnier.. *quote:duno how to do still dun wan to follow dan blind summore* wah.. she scold ppl tao tao bu jue.. kou ruo xuan he de.. hahaz...

prelims for english oral.. umm.. i haf no idea how i did.. i din screw up any part on the reading.. but dun think i did great.. picture... i felt was my best one... i feel lar i feel.. *farnie - cos i was like all ready for D-day here* and dan convo.. was like.. doinkz.. started ok.. dan i think i fumbled a little.. and dan i got stuck at one stupid question and kept repeating over and over again... least i din stone there.. hahaz.. crap is better dan stone okaez.. and then my entire session ended before kengfai finished his 10 minutes prep.. haiz.. but its over! haha.. shall await the results now.. *prays*.. no.. *prays extremely hard*

ah.. hiong week has just started.. its oni tueday lehz.. 3 days.. 6 tests and less dan 6 hours of slp everyday.. i am unhappy.. haha.. but bo bian yar... pardon the short and insipid entry... i seem to have been affected for most parts of the day by the nightmare and the looming physics test.. smile alwaez! =P

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:49 PM

Sunday, July 4

sweet nightmare

cannot take it.. bu neng ren le.. tat boleh.. buey sai liao!!! for the entire day i have been doing maths... its mad okaez.. i intended to wake up at 7am.. set my handphone alarm to ring arnd there.. so i sleep sleep sleep.. and had such a nice dream.. *shall elaborate later*... by the time i woke up arh.. it was 10 liaoz.. so im like.. diao... hahaz.. anyway.. i somehow do not remember switching off the alarm.. mayb i was sleep-switching.. *ponders* hahaz..

woke up.. breakfast.. maths tuition hw.. lunch.. maths tuition hw.. maths tuition.. dinner.. maths sch work.. wad a MATH-DAY.. i am saturated with maths.. concentrated.. shall reach my dew point soon.. and i shall rain formulas... getting a headache wif all the relative velocity.. *vee-bee slash dbl you equals vee-bee minus vee dbl you*.. anyway.. i haf maths tuition tml.. i CANNOT wait..

rite.. my dream... or is it a nightmare? its a nightmare cos i actually dreamt of a toad.. yes.. dat specific toad.. no idea why.. and i cannot believe i did.. out of all the ppl in the world.. let me dream of canteen aunty also can.. but why the toad? yet.. it qualifies for a dream.. because it was such a nice sweet affair.. hahz.. so here goes.. we had duno wad event lar.. u noe.. whenever u dream arh.. u never noe wad happens before nor after.. so anyway.. we were walking in dis rather secluded area lar.. 4e ppl and the toad.. weird combi.. i noe.. but its a dream.. so anyway.. we were walking and the class starts to diss the toad openly.. very sarcastical and direct.. i was enjoying myself so much man.. he was like right behind us.. and we were shouting at the top of our voices.. hahaz.. it was so nice to see his face that was distorted wif anger.. hahz.. and dan.. *wake up.. 10 o'clock already*.. wad a spoilsport.. haha.. therefore.. it was a sweet nightmare =P

so now im blogging.. and recently ppl haf been saying that bloggers are slackers.. i think its true... hahaz.. but i am about to crystallise maths equations ok.. so i need a break.. shall go back and study later.. hahaz.. tennis tml.. shall hopefully get my backhand movin.. wimbledon final.. i like both of dem.. hard to pick.. hopefully federer.. haha.. i shall emulate his coolness and class on court tml.. stay happy y'all.. :D

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:14 PM

Saturday, July 3

the great russian revolution

Sharapova, Myskina, Dementieva, Zvonereva, Safina, Kuznetsova, Bovina, Petrova. They have arrived and a huge reception awaits. The Williams are rusty, the Belgians are injured/sick, the veterans in Davenport and Capriati are waning. Without these dominant factors oozing the demeanour they used to command on the womens tour with their slick movement and powerful groundstrokes, the Russians have wormed up and they expect nothing less of hanging around with them. For the first time in the annuals of tennis, Russia holds two Grand Slams. Interestingly, the power quadraplet of Venus, Serena, Jennifer and Lindsay account for none. Is the dominance of tennis amongst American females demeaning? Fed Cup and the Olympics shall shed light and of course the US Open, where the home favourites will be summoning all their experience in Flushing Meadows to impede the revolution. But for now, Maria Sharapova is the Russian name. Beating the top players is their game. If anyone dares to complain about the depth of womens tennis, expect some *uhhh-ah!* from the girls.

hahaz.. my first commentary lehz.. send to yahoo sports.. duno whether they will publish for me... haha.. good right.. i noe quite a bit ok.. 3 years of watching tennis.. hahaz.. alrite.. so congrats to sharapova.. but serena wasnt on lar.. if she was playing her best.. it would be two and two.. haha.. but not taking anything away from sharapova cos' she just proved she can really hang in there.. she is made of nails! shall support her after capriati retires (long way more i hope).. rite.. enough abt tennis..

trng todae.. must sae zhao wenwei is not a bad nco.. jin rong ok lar.. must be a bit more leng jing yar.. other dan dat.. everything was fine.. anyway guys.. dun let anyone over-run ur squad.. YOU are their NCOs.. not other people.. dun be afraid to voice out your opinion.. ritez.. came home and slpt the entire afternoon lar.. haha.. dan watched the womens final lor.. next week killer week leh.. better get my butt to start working.. haha.. haha..

Self Belief. It is the most important tool in life. Never doubt what you are doing. No one is perfect and if things go wrong, it only benefits you because you can learn from it and grow from it. Never believe you will fail because there is no such thing as failure, there is only succeeding and having tried your best.

haha.. dis one is dedicated to some ppl who have come up to tell me abt their problems yar.. dis is for you.. haha.. good luck!

rite.. it is 1113 now.. i shall go do my tuition work... hahaz.. in the essence of lleyton hewitt.. c'mon!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:51 PM

Friday, July 2

the passing

wah.. time flies man.. still remember sitting in dat classroom.. waiting to listen to the announcement of posts... one year later.. here we go again... but of course the sec 3s haf it so much better this year lor.. get to sit in air-con comfort of space.. hahz.. (largely due to the inclusion of a toad and because i did not want to haf to draw a key n return a key.. this is where toads are extremely handy).. rite.. so we announced the trng posts.. all i can say is.. to the ppl who got wat you wanted.. good for you. and make sure you do it well... to the ppl who got something they did not expect... trust urself because we obviously saw good qualities in you and lastly for ppl who did not get what they want.. do not despair nor be perturbed.. learn from the experience and move on... rite.. and to future sec 1 ncos arh... tan jin rong and zhao wenwei.. treat dem nicely yar.. but be strict yar.. i might have been a little lax wif dem.. hahaz... carry dem to greater heights.. am so sure you guys will impress. yar..

to my dearest sec 1 squad 2004... thank you for the joy, laughter, grief, anger and great fun you guys haf inducted into my life.. haf enjoyed the entire experience so much... listen to ur new ncos... dun bully dem.. and train hard.. may you guys be the best squad the unit has ever had.. play hard and work hard.. and u'll find np life so fun... *up till sec 4 dat is*.. also enjoy ur squaddies company... bonds are unbreakable.. tai soon and jonathan and all my grp leaders.. thank you so much for bearing wif my constant, incessent and naggy phone calls.. hahaz.. sec ones ah... u guys work hard yar...

to jing sheng.. wah.. we work together for so long liao arh.. haha... POP, NCO, YEP, PIP.. haha.. it has been great fun working wif you.. but our nco'ship shall end after tml.. sad yar.. but not the camaraderie yar.. *did i spell it rite* haha.. would like to say a big thank you to you for understanding my immense need to be crappy.. and responding extremely well to it.. hahz... had so much fun.. esp during our yakkety-yak ba-gua sessions.. hahaz.. u stay nice alwaes!

The passing has arrived, it has been delayed and yet it has been brought forward, nevertheless, it has arrived. For good or for bad, we shall not decide, for we shall not look back once and regret. Life is a wandering meander and its a bumpy course, but as long as you wear a smile always and stay true to your beliefs, you shall learn to be enticed by its natural beauty of love, care and concern that it transpires. The passing has arrived, may new blood inspire and old blood transcend into a passion in life, may it bring about a fusion of finesse, strength and class for the wonderment that is life. -- Kenneth Low

haha... nice? very poemetic rite.. impressed by myself even.. hahaz.. *i just read it again.. and i find it damn zhai* haha...

rite.. anyway.. a big THANK YOU to.... minG for being such a stand-up kind of guy in facing hon... nice person for motivating me to get my butt down to work and saving me from the boredom dat is chinese.. and lastly to shi tou peng you.. i think i get what you mean lar.. bad hair day i guess.. oh well.. all is well i hope.. hahaz.. but thanks anyway yar..

*You never know when you shall be beckoned by the heavens yet you shall want to leave with a smile* so smile alwaes!
kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:01 PM