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Thursday, June 24

adventure at the barber

so i woke up... ate my choc cake again... and dan went to school for the sec 1 marshall thingy... and no prizes for guessing who the acommpanying officer is.. hint -- *croak*.. yah.. so anyway.. one more example why he is such an idiot.. so i was trying to call dis guy on his handphone... note.. handphone.. so i sae.. " XX(sec 1 cadet) can u call YY (another cadet) on his handphone?" and before that poor guy can respond arh.. the toad shoves the squadlist in my face.. "nah.. the numbers are here".. heloz.. idiot.. i haf the squadlist.. the PROPER squadlist in my hand ok... if YOUR squadlist got hp number arh.. i sae u frog ok.. no more toad.. so anyway.. i proceed to SHOVE my paper rite in his face... the proper squadlist wif ticks n all.. stupid idiot..

sec 1 marshall was a waste of time.. blahz...

so went back to sch.. saw bonathan on my way out.. he is such a class act.. carrying a whole load of camping stuff.. hahz.. so anyway.. true to my words... (finally) i went to thomson plaza to study.. so i wen there.. n see dat my kfc is under renovation.. crap.. no more cheese fries for me.. nvm.. i go down to burger king... and plonk down.. and i see dis BIG sign there dat says "students are asked not to study in the premises, they are for customers oni".. diao u noe.. diao.. however!!! i was determined not to let anything ruin my study plan man.. so i went to buy my dbl swiss.. and chomped on it.. dan i started my bio man.. and i am proud to sae.. i finished half of sec 3 bio... i am so proud of myself.. but i think i looked farnie.. cos it was like.. one fry for every 2 pages of bio.. just in case the auntie comes to chase me away.. dat said.. i am HAPPY... and i think i mite do it tml too.. after tennis.. complete the remaining bio and get started on geog test..

okaez.. now for the real stuff.. so at abt 4.. i packed up.. and went to the barber.. and the uncle was ready.. no customers.. hahz.. so he snip snip snip.. n i sleep sleep sleep.. dan comes the part where he uses dat knife-like kinda thing.. dan i think he cut himself wif the blade.. so im like.. CHANGE THE BLADE.CHANGE THE BLADE.CHANGE THE BLADE. but the toot does not! instead.. he surveys his cut.. winces a bit.. n proceeds to finish the job wif the SAME blade.. so im like.. DUN CUT ME.DUN CUT ME.DUN CUT ME. just being cautious okaez.. (thanks ee).. wad if.. he was some viral carrier or something.. so anyway.. after dat whole escapade.. he finishes up wif one hand.. collects the money n runs to the toilet.. am i being very kia-see? hahx.. no idea..

oh yeah.. cappy won todae :D 6-2 6-2.. so i am elated!!! woo hoo!!!! go white fila! stay cool y'all. p.s. hoping england wins todae.. big bets on it.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:10 PM