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Wednesday, June 30

i swear to destroy you..

vengence... hatred.. animosity.. blood.. to the SHORTEST maths teacher in school.. you are marked..

shall get to dat later.. so anyway.. heard there was a major blackout last nite arnd spore yar.. lucky for me.. din tio.. if not i sure die.. i like had not started on my 2 tests yet.. phew.. i shall take dis as an omen and do stuff early in the dae where there is LIGHT.. tiring day.. had bio remedial.. voluntarily went down to revise a bit on plants (which i suck at).. quite good lar.. i think dis is better dan normal lesson.. less ppl.. easier to listen.. rite..

jennifer LOST... serena did not win.. jennifer lost... in the most horrible match i have seen her play in my life.. wad a dork.. shall not brood over it.. all i have to say as a cappy fan is.. learn from it.. get over it.. and do much better next time... haiz.. u still rawk though..

rite.. to the main topic.. never before in my life have i met such a swine.. a useless and most moronic bast**d... once again.. mr. toad.. you have proven dat you are indeed a rotten egg and you have proven that you can reach new lows.. rite.. i shall not go down to the intricate details.. but if you think i am going to come for trng quietly just because you wan me to.. you can wait until you grow tall enough to be able to ride in the go-kart at downtown east.. hmm.. lets see.. is 50 years sufficient? oh wait.. did i sae 50? im sorry.. really dun think you would be alive at dat point of time.. ur descendents shall be mourning your death anniversary.. oh hold it man.. did i sae descendents? i meant social workers.. since you shall be alienated of friends and haf absolutely no family.. who the hell do you think you are? think you TO very big arh... you haf been in this unit for less dan 6 months.. if you think you can command the entire unit wif your holy UOPA manual in one hand and ur labtop in which you send incessent, bothersome and insipid emails, in the other hand.. think again.. dan again.. i shall not ask too much of you because you do not possess the ability to THINK.. hint.. *you need a brain to think*.. so mr toad.. it seems dat you have not learnt ur lesson abt growing up huh... nvm.. if i cant administer it due to my overwhelming height.. its ok.. a long time ally shall be sought for.. when he comes in.. you might want to go for an op to lengthen ur legs just so you can run dat bit faster.. you might be a MATHS (strictly sec 3 only) teacher.. but you know nothing abt life.. all you care abt is for things to go you way.. let me tell you toad.. SIX months and you wan things to go your way? challenge me.. if you think you can mossay in and dictate play.. you could never be more wrong.. i shall ace you wif winners and make you gasp for air.. so mr. toad.. you better hope i dun route back on my current decision.. cos if i do.. the three of us shall and will destory you.. mark my words..

shall embark on my zuo wen now.. oral prelims comin up.. scary.. stay nice ppl!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 8:49 PM

Monday, June 28

on my first day of term 3, my teacher gave to me...

1 chinese compo, 1 bio wks, 1 maths wks and a sleepy SS lesson in 4E... heyz.. dat so rhymes.. yes.. bloging on a really limited schedule here.. hahz.. in abt 10 mins, i have to get my butt back to my room and finish my hw and start geoging.. c'mon m.chong!

rite.. so anyway.. first day of school.. and god was i sleepy.. skimmed thru the entire day.. but it was such a rush.. had to go for bio remedial (cos i missed 5 periods during hols due to stupid pk) and dat ended around 445.. dan i finished my compo and dashed home.. mama was back from working at sentosa.. hurray.. hahz.. i missed my mama for 3 daes!!! anyway... i came back and got super angry at some idiot.. so to that SPECIAL someone.. if you are not happy.. tell me in my face.. rite.. i shall not get down on myself todae..

anyway.. i kinda took a break and was watching fear factor again.. and my favourite todd and rachel got the boot!!! deeply saddened and perplexed... dan started a bit of work and came back to watch friends.. which is super farnie todae.. hahz.. i love mondaes... ok correction.. i love monday nites... not the monDAY.. just the monNITE.. i m crapping.. and if you are not happy.. i dun care!!! hahaz... ok... shall bore thee no further.. and i haf to start geoging.. tml shall be a tiring day.. n to ppl who slept for TWO hours in the afternoon.. i shall get my revenge tml.. hahaz... haf fun~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 10:51 PM

Sunday, June 27

romano backsido

like how sad i am can? but also relieved lar.. the end of the holidays brings out a lot of relief huh.. hahz.. now i hope wif dis big timeturner.. i can go back to being studious and not be a big old slacky doodle dat i haf been the entire holidaes. so wad haf i accomplished? haha.. half of sec 3 bio.. n hw.. dats all.. and dats pathetic.. crappy.. nvm.. tml onwards.. hell yeah!

i slacked the entire day lar.. wif the exception of the hour n a half of maths tuition.. which was rather slackaidasical too.. oh wad the heck.. hahz.. cappy won todae!! hahz.. five and one.. so dat was nice.. good luck for the dbls!!!

rite.. dinner.. i was sooo pissed at someone.. whom i shant say.. just in case he reads dis.. so at dinner.. we went to dis nice italian restaurant.. called romano.. and so i sat down.. n ordered my beef lasagne.. and dan the toot demands to share the lasagne wif me.. like how big can a lasagne get.. buy ur own food man.. i really wanted to eat the lasagne and was not very interested in the prospect of halving it.. like heloz.. so anyway the backside insists dat i should order something else and halve the lasgane wif him.. wad a load of crap.. i wan to eat my lasagne.. and i end up being able to only halve it? wad a load of backside.. could not be bothered n so i ordered spaggheti.. when the food came.. the toot exclaims.. "wah.. the lagsane so small arh? or you wan the lasagne? i take the spaggheti.." like buzz off idiot.. i insisted on my spaghetti and proceeded to be extremely quiet during the dinner to show my immense displeasure.. in the end.. he ended up saying.. "nah.. u eat lar.. i dun wan.. not nice one.." wad a LOSER. so he shoves his half-eaten lasgane over.. and i proceed to polish every single bit of it.. cos it was nice.. and so when the waiter came n asked us how the food was.. i said it was GREAT.. which is true.. not like some toot who cannot appreciated italian cuisine.. wad a BACKSIDO.

rite.. dat stupid question of morality yar.. i seriously stand by wad i did.. it may haf made me come off stupid.. but at least its over now.. and i dun wan it to drag any further..the end.. heres to a great mugging period~

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:38 PM

Saturday, June 26

area campfire

had cd course todae.. which was BORING wif a capital B.. but i already cap'sed it.. so i duno wad im doin..probably just being lame.. hahz.. so yar.. anyway.. entire thing was a complete waste of time.. also cos im probably not going to be getting the spf badge.. so.. nvm.. but the officers there quite nice lar.. sae we well-behaved.. actually its cos we are sianified.. so we dun wan to talk.. hahz.. the IPP practical also quite zhai.. hahz.. we definetely did better than the other school.. lolx.. after dat.. we went to kfc to makan and went off to area campfire..

arrived late.. abt 730 lik dat.. cos we waited for the bus for sooooooooo long.. and soooo is wif a capital S.. arh.. works now.. but im still being lame.. hahz.. okaez.. went there just in time for CHINESE HIGH performance.. piangz ehz.. join the sec 3s sing some song... dotz dotz.. campfire quite ok lar.. but forgot a lot of songs.. hahz.. dan see the NY NCO dance yar.. which is not bad lar.. quite nice.. hahz.. but was very dark.. so cant see much.. entire campfire not bad.. must sae NY ppl very on.. hahz.. after dat go makan.. n dan the sec 3s screwed up on philip so bad.. haiz.. feel bad for him man... he is a nice guy and bad things should not happen to nice ppl.. at least i feel.. hahz..

okaez.. so the question of morality has been solved.. i duked out and i feel like a total loser now.. but at least its over.. so im now guilty and relieved.. ok.. now dat i haf chucked it all out of my way.. i can only hope its for the best of everyone.. hahz.. rite... wif dat out.. it is soo time to focus.. holidays end tml and from dan on.. it shall be a bam,wham and alakazam as i start mugging fervously.. hell yeah~ i am so excited.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:17 PM

my forehand sucks

STUPID BLOGGER... i typed the entry and it hanged on me.. and so im doing it all over again..

so anyway.. i woke up.. got my lazy ass out of bed and went down to the courts for practice.. when i got there.. the stupid aunty tells me that she has released the courts that i booked cos i was not "there 15 mins prior to booking slot".. heloz.. aunty arh.. my first time bookiing ur lousy court leh.. if i need to be "there 15 mins prior to booking slot" dan u tell me i need to be "there 15 mins prior to booking slot" when i book!.. stupid aunty.. nvm.. i shall forgive n forget.. so i ended up going for a bite and then coming back.. practice started extremely well... was hitting the ball cleanly and kept it low.. was swinging freely too.. dan after like 15 mins.. i crumbled man.. dumped all my forehands into the net.. crap.. ended up practicing forehands all day.. did a bit on serve too.. and i think im improving *smile*.. plus i hit a very nice seve today.. shall think of that shot when i sleep.. hahz..

so got home.. and watch "the apprentice" from thursday nite.. quite a nice show *heloz, mark burnett lehz*.. dan ended up slacking the day away.. which basically involves approximately 40 thousand winks.. hahz.. woke up n watched wimby in the evening and saw cappy win.. not easy though.. baltacha had a good serve.. but still a good match for jenny.. dan talked to ron abt the entire wimbledon draw.. which jennifer is of course going to win.. hahz..

haf not studied at all todae.. and am really not motivated to study anymore.. perhaps tml nite... just so tired.. *sighs*

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 1:08 AM

Thursday, June 24

adventure at the barber

so i woke up... ate my choc cake again... and dan went to school for the sec 1 marshall thingy... and no prizes for guessing who the acommpanying officer is.. hint -- *croak*.. yah.. so anyway.. one more example why he is such an idiot.. so i was trying to call dis guy on his handphone... note.. handphone.. so i sae.. " XX(sec 1 cadet) can u call YY (another cadet) on his handphone?" and before that poor guy can respond arh.. the toad shoves the squadlist in my face.. "nah.. the numbers are here".. heloz.. idiot.. i haf the squadlist.. the PROPER squadlist in my hand ok... if YOUR squadlist got hp number arh.. i sae u frog ok.. no more toad.. so anyway.. i proceed to SHOVE my paper rite in his face... the proper squadlist wif ticks n all.. stupid idiot..

sec 1 marshall was a waste of time.. blahz...

so went back to sch.. saw bonathan on my way out.. he is such a class act.. carrying a whole load of camping stuff.. hahz.. so anyway.. true to my words... (finally) i went to thomson plaza to study.. so i wen there.. n see dat my kfc is under renovation.. crap.. no more cheese fries for me.. nvm.. i go down to burger king... and plonk down.. and i see dis BIG sign there dat says "students are asked not to study in the premises, they are for customers oni".. diao u noe.. diao.. however!!! i was determined not to let anything ruin my study plan man.. so i went to buy my dbl swiss.. and chomped on it.. dan i started my bio man.. and i am proud to sae.. i finished half of sec 3 bio... i am so proud of myself.. but i think i looked farnie.. cos it was like.. one fry for every 2 pages of bio.. just in case the auntie comes to chase me away.. dat said.. i am HAPPY... and i think i mite do it tml too.. after tennis.. complete the remaining bio and get started on geog test..

okaez.. now for the real stuff.. so at abt 4.. i packed up.. and went to the barber.. and the uncle was ready.. no customers.. hahz.. so he snip snip snip.. n i sleep sleep sleep.. dan comes the part where he uses dat knife-like kinda thing.. dan i think he cut himself wif the blade.. so im like.. CHANGE THE BLADE.CHANGE THE BLADE.CHANGE THE BLADE. but the toot does not! instead.. he surveys his cut.. winces a bit.. n proceeds to finish the job wif the SAME blade.. so im like.. DUN CUT ME.DUN CUT ME.DUN CUT ME. just being cautious okaez.. (thanks ee).. wad if.. he was some viral carrier or something.. so anyway.. after dat whole escapade.. he finishes up wif one hand.. collects the money n runs to the toilet.. am i being very kia-see? hahx.. no idea..

oh yeah.. cappy won todae :D 6-2 6-2.. so i am elated!!! woo hoo!!!! go white fila! stay cool y'all. p.s. hoping england wins todae.. big bets on it.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:10 PM

Wednesday, June 23

sleep n rain is like strawberries n cream

lets start off by saying that contarary to MY belief.. i haf not touched my work at all today man.. wad is wrong wif me? i cannot seem to get to start work.. so unlike me.. grr.. i am getting seriously pissed at myself.. stupid stupid stupid me.. sick of it.. so anyway.. i woke up at 9 plus and watched survivor again.. saw rupert go out.. and saw my sandra sneaking abt.. hahz.. dan its 1030... i use the com for a while.. and i go back to my room at 11.. and i start to make my bed.. but in the end.. the bed makes me.. cos i end up sleeping from 11 to 1230.. i am such a pig.. but not all my fault okaez.. it was the RAIN.. it was RAINING.. and it was so cooling and nice.. so anyway.. i wake up to lunch.. and am flippin thru channels and find nothing to watch.. so i end up watching OPRAH... i cannot believe it.. but it is actually quite a nice show.. hahz.. i like oprah actually... the host.. not the show.. and then i was feelin so motivated to study.. and my bio file is wide open in front of the com n me.. and somehow i end up playing some silly game online that my sis recommends me... end up wasting the entire afternoon there.. so anyway.. at abt 430.. decide that i shall not look at the com anymore.. and so i go back to my room.. and it is drizzling lightly and the bed is empty.. and so.. yes yes.. i slept till 6.. and i wake up to.. yes yes.. dinner.. teriyaki chicken.. which is quite ok.. and den i was hoping to watch wimbledon.. and den.. it is rainin there.. and it is still raining as we speak.. so i haf no idea when it is going to stop and when play is going to resume and i shall give up waiting.. just hope cappy gets out of it nicely.. u go girl.. anyway.. wanted to study at nite.. and dan the stupid axn comes out wif the fear factor - couples special.. and cos i was rooting for todd n rachel.. i ended up watching.. which brings me to 11pm.. wif nothing accomplished.. wad an EXHAUSTING dae..

u noe.. i just read thru this entry.. and i snd like a total pig.. sleepin n eatin the entire day.. no no.. it shld be a procrastinatic pig.. if there is such a word.. for SIX whole bloody slacky daes.. i haf not done a single thing... and i am in deep shit now.. cos once term 3 starts.. i'll bet i wun noe wad is going to hit me.. so.. decidely.. i'm going to study outside tml.. where there is no BED, TV n COMPUTER.. and where the rain does not play a factor.. if i dun get any work done tml.. im going to strangle myself..

so its still raining at wimby.. and i cannot be bothered to check back anymore.. shall watch the news tml morning... good nite y'all!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:02 PM

unit dae

okaez.. so i woke up.. thanks to a morning call.. thanks very much.. haha.. and then ate 2 bites of a nice choc cake and changed up for tennis in the morning... was quite fun.. father was able to hit many more balls back todae.. so dat gives me more kick.. had fun cos my sis played todae too.. was hilarious.. haha.. came back n watched survivor.. saw ryanO got his butt kicked out and then left for yushu hse where i watched a very nice episode of "ling ji yi dong" and then wen to bedok to meet dem for unit day..

it was a huge mess there.. so we cleared out to the interchange.. n dan got to east coast where we had to walk for miles... and i do mean miles.... before reaching there.. anyway.. the entire unit day waltzed on wif some other event concurring at the same time.. i shall not talk abt dat... cos i dun wan to ruffle any feathers nor is dat the main topic dat i wan to diss at.. so anyway.. ended up bowling and hafing our bbq in the shelter cos it looked like it might rain..

anyway.. i had to walk abt the entire stretch of bbq pits at least 5 times to settle the ny campfire thingy.. so ho wans dem to go.. obviously the toad does not wan dem to go.. and so im caught in between... jing sheng.. u r dearly missed... at least u dun haf dis 2 going at each other thru you.. anyway.. so i was supposed to speak to the toad regarding the campfire lar.. and yes.. tancw if u r reading dis.. i suggest u do not carry on.. u dun like me n i dun like u.. so lets get dis out in the open.. so anyway.. i approach him wif my burnt fishball in hand.. and say.. "mr tan.. the campfire how?" so anyway.. the toad decides to say "talk to alvin tan lor", apparently thinking he has the last luff.. and dan waltzing away like an overgrown cinderella to grab some chicken wings.. excuse me.. if ur parents did not teach u.. i wld haf thot NIE wld haf.. it is called manners.. and lesson number 1 is dat you do not walk away from a conversation and leave the other hanging in mid-air.. you are not the king.. and the oni respect i haf for u (which is none) is the fact that our school actually pays u money for your useless service (so i heard u cant do a sec 4 level question and u shall be stuck teaching sec 3 for ur entire miserable career).. anyway.. do note that u look like a 3 year old girl riding dat bike wif ur hair in wad looks like a bee hive.. so anyway.. he decides to talk to me after scooping up a few chicken wings.. and then decides it is time for him to croak at me.. so he starts to insist dat blah blah blah... and i am really not listening... and he is startin to raise his voice.. and so i am startin to get irritated.. and before the conversation ends.. he again walks out on me.. excuse me boy.. as u seem like one.. u r a teacher.. if anyone is in the wrong.. it shld be the STUDENT and for the TEACHER to correct him.. but u r behaving like some spoilt brat who walks away from something after realising dat he cannot win.. so wif all due respect.. grow up.. or get out.. u overgrown.. 1.50 cm and below peice of crap.. so dat brings our end to the entire satire of toad n human.. croak away.. btw.. the sore loser started to target the sec 3s after failing to psycho the sec 4s..he was befriending dim.. luffing wif dem.. i expect he was hungry too.. cos he was sitting there looking all pretty...

but anyway.. fyi.. klo does not take it lying down man.. remember the blog title? klo fights back.. always.. haha.. for dose of u who read harry potter book 5.. i felt like a member of the order.. n the toad was the stupid ministry of magic.. i was walking arnd the entire stretch.. doin something wifout him noeing.. hahz.. so anyway.. ultimately.. the msg is clear.. tancw.. either u start to act like a teacher.. or u jolly well get out of my life..

spoiled my entire unit day u noe.. otherwise.. had great fun wif the sec 2s n 1s.. u guys keep it up.. campfire is getting to me.. hahz.. jing sheng.. pls come back soon.. meanwhile.. i shall not disappoint the organisers n try to keep helpin dem.. i feel like i screwed the entire thing.. haiz.. anyway.. still left wif one question of morality.. shall think abt it tonite.. tml i shall work hard.. contarary to some ppls beliefs.. hahz... out..

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 12:16 AM

Monday, June 21

wimby starts todae!

heloz! todae was just such a siansified day.. stomach cramped up on me after lunch and haf not felt good ever since... then had an awful maggi dinner..and crumpled on the sofa.. started watching wimbledon.. pleasant surprise.. cos martina navratilovra was on.. she is 47 and playing singles and she is one tough cookie.. so anyway.. saw her go up 5-0 wif some beauty volleys and returns.. and then the rain.. bleahz.. sao xing man.. they went on to show the karlovic-srichapan match.. causing me to curse and swear.. cos i really wanted to see the grandma of tennis.. but i expect millions in thailand are happy to be able to watch the thai ace.. shant complain.. cappy plays tml.. and i am sooo excited.. schaul i think might be hard to beat.. she beat davenport on clay dis year.. but dis is grass.. so.. who noes? good luck cappy! just realised how awful the womens draw is.. plenty of unknowns.. wimby does live up to its name of interfering wif the entries man..

enough abt tennis.. was talking to ron.. and apparently i am not the only slacker arnd.. so dat makes me feel slightly comforted.. still.. i need help man.. really haf not got started on my revision.. shucks.. tml is unit day.. so its all gone.. lets see if my sec 1s will bbq food for me.. haiz.. so does dis mean i start work on wednesday? no idea man.. wld so like to start now.. but my stomach is cramping up again...

i just realised.. my stomach goes all crappy whenever wimby starts.. for 2 years in a row.. spookie.. stay cool y'all and keep the tagboard busy!! :) p.s i hope u like the picture.

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 9:03 PM

Sunday, June 20

my first post!

helo people!! hows my blog? nice yar? i noe.. haha.. anyway.. dis is blog attempt no. 2. for those of u who do not noe.. the first one din exactly stick.. haha.. dis one looks much nicer.. spent the entire dae designing it.. which brings me to my first problem -- i am not studying.

but i shall not allow studies to be any part of my first entry.. haha.. lets talk abt the blog.. yes.. thank u very much min jie.. for inspiration to get me started.. love raving n scolding ppl thru blogs.. very fun.. so anyway.. thank u minG.. seems everyone is starting thru minG.. wad is the world coming too.. ok.. so dat is the origins of this wonderous blog.. more importanly.. designs.. yes.. thank u very much ee.. for ur valuable suggestions that i do not agree with.. thanx anywae. hahx.. so.. well well.. wad do u think? hahx.. so anyway.. dats abt it.. my first entry.. realise there are many full stops.. but i shall not care.. hahx.. now.. i cant wait to see how it looks like so i shall just end here.. stay cool!

kenn thwacked an asshat munchkin' at 11:16 PM